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OK - Let's see how creative we all are - Lets write a story!!!

The object of this thread is to post the next sentance/paragraph/chapter(?) of the story...There is no theme/subject or rules (other than that of the forum) it doesn't even have a title (yet)

I'll start us off:

It was a cold winter morning, Jake a seventeen stone builder from the North of Scotland made his way down the driveway towards his flat back transit. The mist in valley hovered lifelessly as a lone crow called out to break the morning silence, as it did Jake was startled by a

Over to you...

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large deer that hopped into the road in front of him.

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Now, Jake wasn't paying attention, because he was busy thinking to himself, "oh no, Cable Forum has another I can write a story thread going!", so unfortunately for the deer...

;) :p: :D

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a hunter come around the couner and shot the deer and took it home to use as a carpet, jack however...

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a cousin of Jake, had other ideas and had wanted a free meal from the deer, despite poaching being illegal, so Jack commandeered Jake's transit ...

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and drove after the deer hunter, however Jack was really small so without knowing it was driving in reverse into bamb....i mean the deers kid.

Jack got out and the deer was alright but then the hunter came back with a shotgun...

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but remembered he forgot his shells, so had to go again.

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He had a feeling that he had done that before and remembered had a ammunition belt in the boot of his car...

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After securing the belt around his shoulders and slamming the boot shut only for the car to start moving he struggled with the power of the car pulling him towards...

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the pub where his mates had a pint waiting for him...

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unfortunately they thought it would be a laugh to spike it with Gamma Hydroxy Butyrate*

*this means this can take a really surreal twist as he will not remember it!!!! Come on people.