Cable Forum - Facts of Life

1. Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand.
2. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
3. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
4. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
5. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
6. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
7. Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
8. Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
9. An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
10. There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
11. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
12. I am a nutritional overachiever.
13. I am having an out-of-money experience.
14. I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
15. A day without sunshine is like night.
16. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
17. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
18. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
19. Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
20. Life may begin at 40, but it also begins to show.
21. And this one is the real truth, so pay attention: you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.