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Of course she said, go right ahead So the man cleared his throat, stood up and said plethora before sitting back down "Thanks" the woman said "that means a lot" :) |
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As it's now getting closer to Christmas....
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Too soon...? :tiptoe:
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Grammar joke
"A colon can really change the meaning of a sentence. Example: "The marbles fell out of my pocket." "The marbles fell out of my colon."" |
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I tried to give blood earlier, never again, too many stupid questions
"Whose blood is it?" "Where did it come from?" "Why is it in a bucket?" Just forget it, last time I try and help out |
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My daughter brought her new boyfriend home. The wife and I were appalled by his haircut, the piercings, the tattoos, so much so the wife even said to her "he doesn't seem like a nice boy"
My daughter replied "oh please mum, if he wasn't nice would he be doing 500 hours of community service?" |
Hehe I guess that says it all!!
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Man: Doctor doctor I think I'm a dog
Doctor : OK just hop up on the couch Man: No can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture |
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