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denphone 18-12-2021 10:18

Re: English Cricket
 
Wanted English batsman who can stay at the crease longer then your Mother-In-Law.;)

Mr K 19-12-2021 11:53

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The problem is Australia have a better cricket team.

Typically unsporting them - for hitting poor Little Joe in the spondoolies, which crippled him, and then getting him out.... He was in tears when he left the pitch, not sure of the reason though ;)
They're absolute cads and rotters. I hope Joe's Mum gives them hell.

iadom 28-12-2021 16:46

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BREAKING NEWS . The England cricket team has officially beat the Wuhan Street market for the worst use of a bat ever

Carth 28-12-2021 16:50

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Quote:

Originally Posted by iadom (Post 36107247)
BREAKING NEWS . The England cricket team has officially beat the Wuhan Street market for the worst use of a bat ever

I like that :D

tweetiepooh 29-12-2021 15:09

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Did England actually play cricket?


Interesting comment that issue is that we've squeezed the county matches to the start and end of season. We need to mix up the whole and multiday matches with the shorter format through the whole season. Then (for home tests) we can drop players to county if need a bit more practice and bring up others as needed and they already have some practice in longer formats.

Mr K 30-12-2021 11:50

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tweetiepooh (Post 36107356)
Did England actually play cricket?


Interesting comment that issue is that we've squeezed the county matches to the start and end of season. We need to mix up the whole and multiday matches with the shorter format through the whole season. Then (for home tests) we can drop players to county if need a bit more practice and bring up others as needed and they already have some practice in longer formats.

Who is going to pay? No one wants to watch 4 day county cricket, and the ECB/County chairmen are only interested in money and 'marketing' the 100 and 20/20's. They get no money for winning the Ashes.
Nationalising cricket is the way go :)

Paul 30-12-2021 16:47

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Quote:

Originally Posted by iadom (Post 36107247)
BREAKING NEWS . The England cricket team has officially beat the Wuhan Street market for the worst use of a bat ever

We have a criket team ?

tweetiepooh 31-12-2021 10:36

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Quote:

And all the world over, each nation's the same
They've simply no notion of playing the game
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won
And they practise beforehand, which ruins the fun!


The English, the English, the English are best
So up with the English and down with the rest!

From the immortal and therefore inexcusably late Flanders and Swann

Mr K 16-01-2022 11:10

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4 -0. Pathetic to the end. At least we're consistent.

denphone 16-01-2022 11:34

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RIP English test cricket..

Hom3r 16-01-2022 11:44

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How can we be so bad at the sport(s) we created?

---------- Post added at 11:44 ---------- Previous post was at 11:43 ----------

We created Cricket, Golf, Football and Ping Pong, and crap at them all

Mr K 16-01-2022 11:46

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hom3r (Post 36109793)
How can we be so bad at the sport(s) we created?

Because we're concentrating on money making shorter versions and forgot about real cricket. Basically greed from broadcasters, advertisers, county chairmen, ECB.....

Dave42 16-01-2022 16:34

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just glad it wasn't a whitewash which i was expecting after the first test

Mr K 16-01-2022 17:17

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave42 (Post 36109816)
just glad it wasn't a whitewash which i was expecting after the first test

The Test we did draw was only because of rain! Well done the rain, our best player...

Dave42 16-01-2022 17:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr K (Post 36109825)
The Test we did draw was only because of rain! Well done the rain, our best player...

very true :gpoint:


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