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NEONKNIGHT 25-10-2005 10:21

Tributes for dead chicken
 
:rofl: See here:- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4372230.stm

LOL! :D

danielf 25-10-2005 10:53

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Merseyside Police told the community on Monday to "stop grieving, it's only a chicken".
:rofl: :D

Pierre 25-10-2005 10:55

Re: Tributes for dead chicken
 
A total eggsageration

Hom3r 25-10-2005 10:57

Re: Tributes for dead chicken
 
I feel like chicken to night

danielf 25-10-2005 11:06

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Originally Posted by Pierre
A total eggsageration

Which reminds me, where's (Mc)Nugget? Chickened out perhaps?

Nugget 25-10-2005 11:07

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Just looks like someone got laid, really :disturbd:

*ahem*

homealone 25-10-2005 11:16

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Originally Posted by Nugget
Just looks like someone got laid, really :disturbd:

*ahem*

nah - just assault & battery after a hen night, unless any witnesses come forward, the case will be put on the back broiler.

friends of the chicken are planning a tribute albumen ;)

Nugget 25-10-2005 11:21

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Originally Posted by homealone
friends of the chicken are planning a tribute albumen ;)

Surely you're yolking ;)

Is one of them MiShell Heaton?

:D

basa 25-10-2005 11:22

Re: Tributes for dead chicken
 
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Originally Posted by homealone
nah - just assault & battery after a hen night, unless any witnesses come forward, the case will be put on the back broiler.

friends of the chicken are planning a tribute albumen ;)

Should this get the 'most number of puns in one sentence' award !!?? :erm:

homealone 25-10-2005 11:28

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Originally Posted by Nugget
Quote:

Originally Posted by homealone
friends of the chicken are planning a tribute albumen ;)

Surely you're yolking ;)

Is one of them MiShell Heaton?

:D

there will be a review in Meringue ;)

Nugget 25-10-2005 11:33

Re: Tributes for dead chicken
 
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Originally Posted by homealone
there will be a review in Meringue ;)

And I bet it'll be cracking! Unless they've poached the reviewer anyway :erm: :D

homealone 25-10-2005 11:41

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Originally Posted by Nugget
Quote:

Originally Posted by homealone
there will be a review in Meringue ;)

And I bet it'll be cracking! Unless they've poached the reviewer anyway :erm: :D

I think he is called Benedict, I'll know when the funeral is over, easy to say, I know, but I wanted to look on the sunnyside.

Julian 25-10-2005 11:47

Re: Tributes for dead chicken
 
Local police say the suspect escaped on an old motorbike... possibly a BSA Bantam. Money was also stolen although police say the criminal will have nothing to crow about as it was a poultry amount.

Nugget 25-10-2005 11:49

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Originally Posted by homealone
I think he is called Benedict, I'll know when the funeral is over, easy to say, I know, but I wanted to look on the sunnyside.

As ever, you've got your facts scrambled, you sloppy joe.
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Originally Posted by Julian
Local police say the suspect escaped on an old motorbike... possibly a BSA Bantam. Money was also stolen although police say the criminal will have nothing to crow about as it was a poultry amount.

That was just fowl...

homealone 25-10-2005 11:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nugget
As ever, you've got your facts scrambled, you sloppy joe.

you're just a big brulÃÃâ€*’©e ;)


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