Complete the Limerick
 

Can you do any better?

Here is the first line, see what you can do...

The judge looked and and gave a frown.......

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The judge looked down and gave a frown
to see the ushers wearing gowns
He gave one a slap
and got one back
And now they've been sent down

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The judge looked up and gave a frown
"Today's the day, the lag goes down."
He placed the cloth upon his head
And gave the order to make him dead.

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The judge looked and and gave a frown
He turned to the guard and screamed take him down
His heinous sin made me spit my gin
and i dribbled all over my gown

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The judge looked up and gave a frown
Realised it was the middle of town
Looked for a bench
Got caught with a wench
So now guess who's going down

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The judge looked up and gave a frown
His NTL Cable was once again down
He got the modem and took a run
And shot the box with his gun

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The judge looked and gave a frown
Krusty was not his favourite clown
"Put down that pie!!" he shouted
"Unless you want to get clouted!"
"I'm the only joker in this town"

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and...................................? :shrug:

and...................................? :shrug:

BTW Limericks have five lines, the last matching the first two :D :D :D
Lines 3 and 4 should be short and match (sorry, being pedantic here):p:

Tips here

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Great link for work that one lol :erm:

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Why I didn't show the whole url. Very odd combination for a web address:Yikes:

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I.m not very good at this but i know one


I once new a girl from braughton
who had one long arm and a short one
and on top of all that
a big hairy cat
and a fart like an 850 norton

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:rolleyes:

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How about this one?

There was a young lady from Leeds....

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Who had very demanding needs
Six men wouldn't do
Nor a ships crew
To perform the required deeds.

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There was a young lady from leeds

Who swallowed a big pack off seeds

She watered them down

looked down with a frown

She now had an ass full of weeds...