The worst film you've ever seen
 

I think the worst film i've ever seen was the blair witch project that film was awfull

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Blair Witch 2 or My Little Eye.

Both utter dog poo.

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i have seen a lot ..of all the expensive films ive seen the title of very worst has to go to "derailed"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298296/

plenty of other naff films suck like vlad impaller and cheerleader massacre but they cost peanuts so they can suck :)

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Freddy got Fingered. I turned off the DVD halfway through. I just don't find him funny.

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Brassed Off - Was a free dvd - Only ever watched 10 mins of it :(

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No wayyyyyyy, i love that film (says a lot about me :D )

You missed the bit at the end were he w@nks off an elephant (now that is a big dong), I'd did laff me.
And the bit where his father goes, 'do me, do me' inviting his son to do him from behind, sarcasticaly.
Or the bit where he builds a skate ramp in the yard and his friend rips open his leg on a nail. Oh how I laughed.

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Probably has to be Crazy/Beautiful for me.

Oh my god, how could I forget about West Side Story? I'm not a fan of musicals, I admit, but it was so dire..

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Reign of Fire
Battlefield Earth
Lorca and the outlaws

Ummmm - that's enough for now - I'm tired :)

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The Lair of the white worm is one of the most awful films I have ever seen! (Probably a cult classic somewhere!!)

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Me and the wife went to see "The hunt for Red October" when it came out - it was over two hours of pure boredom ... :zzz:

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Boxing Helena and Dracula :shrug:

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California Man, even though it's the cheesiest bag of crap I've ever seen, I can't stop watching it .. over .. and over .. and over again

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You can get treatment for that you know ;)

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Just before Paulie Shore got all washed up. Stooonnaaaggge!

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Bad Girls' Dormitory........don't ask :erm:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086930/

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In recent times it has to be "Hollywood Homicide" starring Harrison Ford.

No doubt we could probably come up with a top 10 or top 100 worst rated films. It could be considered a public service i.e. stopping people from hiring videos of or watching 'naff-rated' films in the vain hope they are in for a good night's entertainment.

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Nooooooo..... Thats a great film.. Mind you I am a submarine fanatic so that my explain why I liked it... It was the only film that I seen that even came close to reality in terms of submarine operations.

Just out of interest m8 - Have you ever read any on Tom Clancy's books ?

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Train spotting :disturbd:

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Damage

Is is just that Mr Irons choses bad films?

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Battlefield Earth was a complete stinker - we got it from the video shop just so we could truly appreciate its awfulness :confused:

Recently, Freddy vs Jason - lame, lame, lame, lame. Great idea, dog awful film :mad: :mad:

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Unbreakable with Bruce Willis & Samuel L Jackson-what could have been a gret film turned out to be a complete waste of time/money.

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I make a point of not watching bad films so this will be a toughy for me too answer.....

Cant think of any, seriously...... hmmmm

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'Contact' - given all that had gone on in the previous 2 hours, the ending was the most totally implausible tripe I have ever seen. It was utterly convoluted and a very lame attempt to illustrate the film's 'faith vs reason' theme. I left the cinema feeling robbed.

And talking about leaving the cinema feeling robbed - I'd like to add:
Fortress ('should I intestinate?' eeeugh!)
All Highlander films bar the original (Hmm, Christopher Lambert theme developing here).
8mm (Tawdry and almost p0rnographic in parts, I left halfway through feeling dirty).

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Crash (1996) Dir David Cronenberg

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Yes have to agree there, the ending was a complete let down. The only good bit was when the machine explodes, not worth spending the hour or so before it.
Nice Idea badly executed.

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I see that none of you really appreciate what a bad film is ;)

You want to give this one a go,

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088392/

My DVD collection is replete with "bad" films, but this one really is terrible, so bad that I had to split watching it over two sessions. I had this on a pre-recorded VHS tape that I had been given, it ended up being used as a blank.

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Velvet Goldmine.The stinkiest,most embarrassing pile of dog's doo doo it has ever been my misfortune to watch. :td: :td: :td:


Incog. :(

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Bad Boys II, now there's another steaming hillock of horse mess.

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I think Im the only person, ever, who liked Battlefield Earth :Yikes: :shocked:

Bad movies though? hmm, Zoolander, couldnt watch more than the first hour because of how boring it is, Ive since heard it gets funnier after that so I might give it another go.
Grease 1&2, If it wasnt for teenaged girls that film would have never been popular :td:
Big Fish, truely terrible film, I think a mugging would have been less painful and more enjoyable.
Love actually I also found pretty awful.

And thats just the tip of the iceberg really, there are a lot more but I cant think of any right now (Probably mentally blocked them becuase they are so awful)

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Sphere and the Royal Tenenbaums for me.

People rave on about the Royal Tenenbaums being sooo funny, but I failed to spot a funny moment in it.

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All the halloween movies and nightmare on elm street that was suposed to be scarey i don't think so i wet myself laughing when i saw that film :D

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Trainspotting was a good film !


Worst film:

- Signs -

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bad films:
donnie darko
people under the stars (a very old "scary movie" but the people under the stairs sounded like they were w*******)
congo
appollo 13
chucky
cor the list could go on and on

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Titanic

Matrix 2 & 3

Spawn


various others...

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LOL, definitely!

Agh, the 2nd & 3rd were absolute cack. And as for "Endgame"...

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I agree with that. HFRO is a great film. I think it's still the best adaptation of a Clancy book (although Clear & Present Danger wasn't too bad, compared to Patriot Games & Sum of All Fears).

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Clear and Present danger chops quite a large (and IMHO needed) chunk out of the story.
I preferred Patriot Games.

As for my worst film ever? That's Easy. The Grifters, followed closely by Seven (I found the ending was obvious half way through the film and lost interest) and Indecent Proposal.

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Splutters on my wine!!!

jeepers .........your weird!! :erm: ;)

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Mutronic, see here Mutronics

One of those films that is so bad that you cant draw yourself away... :td:

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Donnie Darko is a top film!

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Murials Wedding
S*** film, music, plot, storyline, waste of money

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I think so too!!
But it is very confusing.

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:sleep: George of the Jungle. I was 'conned' into taking Junior. What made it worse was that it was then on each of 4 flights I took a few weeks later - aaaaaaa.

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Crossroads by Britney Spears. I got dragged to that and sat through it grumpily. The other half was definately not impressed with my comments through it.

Terrible film, done to death plot. Stupid charectors.

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Legends of the Fall

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i can't beleive no one has said Buckeroo Banzai across the 8th Dimension.. the main character was a Adventurer/surgeon/rock musician.. i don't even think the people that wrong it understood it :erm:

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Oh my god people, you have no taste (or is it just me Gulp!)

trainspotting was Fooking awesome,
Contact was great
The Royal tenenbaums was bloody brilliant
Donnie Darko Rocks.

Bad film though -

The Avengers.

Shudder!!!

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Well - although a bit OT - in that it's more a trailer for something that probably won't happen...

But I saw a trailer for 'bring back kirk.com' today...

It's bad - REALLY bad :)

So bad I had to watch it a few times just to see how bad it was :)

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Just finished watching Donnie Darko :spin: . The Bloke in the Bunny suit has really freaked me out, especially the voice........ :disturbd: I thought it was pretty good, though. I just need to work out what happened :confused:

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Worst film I have ever seen?


Can I pick 3?


Its easy, LOTR , LOTR2 and LOTR3
What a croq of **** they are.

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*Cough*splutter*gag!* :knock:

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:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
ok they are a bit long but geez they are top films!! as for the worst
erm "dude wheres my car" has got to rank as one of the worst for me

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!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well they say theres always one ;)

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ooh maaaan ... three of my favourite films! Can I ask, if you hated LotR, I'm curious, what are your favourites?

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^^

What he says...

Oh, You wouldnt be into wrestling would ya?

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Oh God, I remember that. Awful. Didn't it have the guy from RoboCop in it (Peter Weller)?

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Harry Potter
That was the absolute worst film i`ve seen, full of bit part players. A budget that made Dr Who look good. And I fell asleep to boot.

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hey you the weird one for liking it ;):pp

i just didnt enjoy the film......each to their own i guess


a truly weird film is down with love :confused: ohh and molin rouge

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shame on you bexy. Now go stand in the corner till you get good taste in films :pp :pp

I absolutly hate withnail and i, mainly cause both my flatmates love it, and quote the bloody film at least 5 times a day

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excuse me mr it is you that has bad taste......... apart from the fact you love some great tv progs.....but that aside :pp

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speak to the hand.......

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OHHHHHH sooooooo childish :rofl:


have you ever noticed, no matter how crap a film is you generally sit all the way through it hoping its going to get better?

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If you've paid good money for it, yes, but if it's on TV I generally decide after a certain amount of torment that I've got better things to do with my life.

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;) Incog.

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why red rag????? i thought that was another name for something else :Yikes:

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As in "red rag to a bull"

Anything that may inflame or encourage a potential angry person or argument to further heights of anger.

Not that you would be annoyed bexy-you are too sweet for that. ;)

Incog.

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The lord of the rings films bored me to be honest, I tried my best with the first one and I actually left the cinema after 20mins. I managed to sit right through 2 and 3, 3 could have finnished a good hour before it actually did and by the end i was shouting "get on the ****ing boat for ****s sake"

Part 2, well to be honest it was so good I dont remember anything of it except the big trees.
I fail to see what is so spectacular about these movies, I dont even like the book, so I do admit I wasnt expecting much and I went to see them because as much as I dislike them, in years to come it will be a "I went to the cinema to see that in the week it was first released" type of brag.
(much the same as people do with the first 3 star wars movies)

As for my fav movies:-

Shawshank redemption
Platoon
The killing fields
Its a wonderful life
Anything with Laurel and hardy in it.
And for the interesting and unconvincing death scenes any Friday the 13th movie (yes I own them all on DVD).

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awww thanks coggy...i think :LOL:
thats quite a good award and one which col totally should get....

i like threads like this, because i think it shows the diversity of opinions and tastes we have here :)

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I am sooo with you there my man... Withnail and I = Overhyped tripe....

Not the worst movie ever made mind you - perhaps the most anal and anoying however.

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:LOL: got it in one. One word to describe Withnail and i = Anal. :)

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Dungeons & Dragons

Spent half the movie wishing the "hip" guy would die.
Then he did! :D
After that it wasn't too bad

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Haha,
Thats a whole new thread - Film heros you wished a horrible death from the start.

My money is on anything with Vin Petrol in, e.g XXX, Fast And the Furious...

Lord i wanted him killed.

:D

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Or the most annoying character you would kill yourself.I put forward that screamin nit from The Fifth Element. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Incog.

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"Man on the Moon" but luckily it was a freebie. That was the only reason I went as I can't stand Jim Carrey. "Down with Love" must come a close second.

As for the best "Shawshank Redemption" "It's a Wonderful Life" and "Brief Encounter" are hard to beat in my book.

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i saw a crap film with whoopi cushion goldberg in it called "the telephone"....
she was a agrophobic or sommat who kept talking on the phone all through the film.....in the end you find out the phone wasnt connected...........it was total crap
anyone else ever see it ? or did it sink without trace?

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Watched this afternoon - BASIC with JOhn Travolta and Sam L Jacko

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What planet are you from ? - LOTR is awful, but Dude Where's my car was great - so funny. :D

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Crouch Tiger hidden Dragon, I think thats the title, me and a mate sat down to watch it one night, it was the biggest load of drivel (well the 1st hour) I have ever seen, my mate was enjoying it so he watched it, I had to leave it was sending me to sleep. :zzz:

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I watched that (you didn't miss much) and wondered if it lost something in translation...

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Reign in Darkness. It's so bad I actually registered with IMDB to write about it's utter crapness! I think my review was pretty good, unlike this movie! :)

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was anyone like me when i watched the matrix for the first time........
for the first 45 mins i was all but nodding off wandering why people said the film was great when it was sending me to sleep..........
then it kicked in , woke me up , and had me on the edge of my seat for the rest of the film and at the end wondering if they were going to do a follow up.

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A shame they did in my opinion.

The next two were rubbish, but again, not the worst i have ever seen.

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Though all three are fantastic in IMAX. Wow.

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Now that could well be a different story - saying that i doubt i could not enjoy anything in IMAX.

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was anyone like me when i watched the matrix for the first time........

"for the first 45 mins i was all but nodding off wandering why people said the film was great when it was sending me to sleep.........."

YES

"then it kicked in , woke me up , and had me on the edge of my seat for the rest of the film and at the end wondering if they were going to do a follow up"

NO

I carried on "wondering why people said the film was great "