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smegs 23-03-2004 20:18
The worst song you have ever heard
 
The worst song for me that i ever heard has got to be the one by the fast food rockers that was really disturbing :disturbd: :Yikes:

kronas 23-03-2004 20:23
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
its tricky to say..............its got be the one you mentioned or that single with kelly and ozzy that came out.................

sir_drinks_alot 23-03-2004 20:25
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
any song after 98

Bex 23-03-2004 20:26
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
um bop....by that really annoying group, whose name has escaped me

edit: hanson...that's it.....god that was bothering me couldnt remember the name

kronas 23-03-2004 20:27
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
or maybe that awful mr blobby song.............my mate likes to play that i wonder if his IQ is high enough sometimes..............

Maggy 23-03-2004 20:29
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Oooh there are so many..Just about every football song ever sung.hmm,Shuddap yer face,the chicken song(both of them)oh I just don't want to get any of the countless crap(funny :rolleyes: ) number ones stuck in my head......runaway from bad thread.....run away.........

Stuartbe 23-03-2004 20:33
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
The doop song by far....

Doop doop doopy doopy doopy do..... WTF.....

Neil 23-03-2004 20:35
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Take your pick....

The day we went to Bangor by Fiddler's Dram.

One day at a time by Lena Martell.

There's no one quite like Grandma by St Winifred's school choir.

kronas 23-03-2004 20:37
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neil
Take your pick....
ok.........

Quote:
Originally Posted by Neil

The day we went to Bangor by Fiddler's Dram.
who ?


Quote:
Originally Posted by Neil
One day at a time by Lena Martell.
what ?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Neil
There's no one quite like Grandma by St Winifred's school choir.
:confused:

youve lost me :D :pp

pedantic 23-03-2004 20:41
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Superman by Laurie Anderson wins hands down.......without doubt a song that set music back 30 years :dozey:

smegs 23-03-2004 20:42
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neil
Take your pick....

The day we went to Bangor by Fiddler's Dram.

One day at a time by Lena Martell.

There's no one quite like Grandma by St Winifred's school choir.
I am also lost never heard of any of them :confused:

Maggy 23-03-2004 20:43
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Runaway I tell you....it's a very diabolocal thread.it'll creep up on you and before you know it some fool will post some lyrics and bam.....your trapped!!!You'll find some stupid moronic tune in your head.It's insidious I tell you...Escape while you can.

Incog:D

Maggy 23-03-2004 20:44
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smegs
I am also lost never heard of any of them :confused:
Count yourself very lucky!!! ;)

Stuart 23-03-2004 20:57
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bexy
um bop....by that really annoying group, whose name has escaped me

edit: hanson...that's it.....god that was bothering me couldnt remember the name
Agreed, although when I first saw the post, I wondered if you were talking to Bopdude...

My worst songs:

Everything I do, I do it for you by Bryan Adams (actually liked his stuff until this was played dawn till dusk on Capital FM).

Barbie Girl by Aqua (is it me, or does Ken sound very sinister in this record)
The Teletubbies, Mr Blobby (both should be shot)
Anything by Westlife..

bb31 23-03-2004 21:09
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
the birdy song, startreking, anything by blazin squad and the darkness

kronas 23-03-2004 22:00
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bb31
the darkness
oh yes totally agree!!!!!!!!

Russ 23-03-2004 22:07
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Anything by Radiohead.

Stuart 24-03-2004 09:12
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bb31
the birdy song, startreking, anything by blazin squad and the darkness

Good choices..

Stuart 24-03-2004 12:57
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Further to my list (not that I am bitter and twisted or anything)..

Anything by Will Young, Gareth Gates or the new Pop Idol (Michelle) or those two runners up for Pop Idol.. Not to mention that God awful song by (the thankfully now split up) One True Voice.

Bifta 24-03-2004 13:02
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Every time that stupid Canadian ladyboy Latrine opens her gob it makes me heave.

MovedGoalPosts 24-03-2004 13:12
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuartbe
The doop song by far....

Doop doop doopy doopy doopy do..... WTF.....
:confused: never heard of it, and by the looks of it dont want to :erm:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Neil
The day we went to Bangor by Fiddler's Dram.

One day at a time by Lena Martell.

There's no one quite like Grandma by St Winifred's school choir.
Definitely all take a lot of beating. And for those who don't know of them, think yourself lucky that you are so young that they escaped your sensitive ears. :disturbd:

Trouble is there are just soooo many to choose from. Birdy Song, Most of the "funny" Christmas novelty tunes - Postman Pat, Teletubbies, Orville the duck(worryingly had to buy two of those for my Mum as pressents in the past :Yikes: )

Going back in time: Terry Wogan's Floral Dance :td: (had to suffer that for weeks as a youngster as my parents loved his breakfast show)

However a great deal of the chart stuff today is to me quite awful too.

MovedGoalPosts 24-03-2004 13:15
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by scastle
Further to my list (not that I am bitter and twisted or anything)..

Anything by Will Young, Gareth Gates or the new Pop Idol (Michelle) or those two runners up for Pop Idol.. Not to mention that God awful song by (the thankfully now split up) One True Voice.
Have to agree with you on the majority of this manufactured reality pop. However, some of Will Young's stuff recently, now that he's getting a bit of freedom to develop his style away from the formula stuff, is quite reasonable.

Julian 24-03-2004 13:16
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by scastle
Further to my list (not that I am bitter and twisted or anything)..

Anything by Will Young, Gareth Gates or the new Pop Idol (Michelle) or those two runners up for Pop Idol.. Not to mention that God awful song by (the thankfully now split up) One True Voice.
Wise words M8. :)

Additions to the expanding list...

Believe by Cher. :sick:

Save your Love by Renee and Renata :Yikes:

Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus

Anything by that nob shakin stevens. :mad:

Theodoric 24-03-2004 13:25
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Incognitas
Runaway I tell you....it's a very diabolocal thread.it'll creep up on you and before you know it some fool will post some lyrics <MY EMPHASIS> and bam.....your trapped!!!You'll find some stupid moronic tune in your head.It's insidious I tell you...Escape while you can.

Incog:D
Good job that I read the whole thread first! :)

peachey 24-03-2004 13:35
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
"Lovely Day", by Bill Withers always manages to get my back up

and there is a song that is very old called 'Norman' which I can't remember who sang (a female sang it) and it is truely dreadful

Dave Stones 24-03-2004 14:05
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
ohhh hi could think of a whole list....

i am the one and only by chesney hawkes is particualry annoying at the moment though....

Ramrod 24-03-2004 14:08
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Agadoo....Black Lace :sick:

Stuart 24-03-2004 14:19
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Stones
ohhh hi could think of a whole list....

i am the one and only by chesney hawkes is particualry annoying at the moment though....

Thanks. I was quite happy having forgotton about him. With that bloody irritating mole...

orangebird 24-03-2004 14:23
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
unchained melody.....by any of the people who recorded it..... :rolleyes:

Nugget 24-03-2004 14:23
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by scastle
With that bloody irritating mole...
Was he on backing vocals?

Stuart 24-03-2004 14:30
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Robson & Jerome. Anything by them.
Didn't Chris Waddle and Glen Hoddle have a hit in the 80s as well? Wasn't that crap?

SMHarman 24-03-2004 14:32
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Stones
ohhh hi could think of a whole list....

i am the one and only by chesney hawkes is particualry annoying at the moment though....
Nik Kershaw wrote that you know. Funny since his own albums to be Frank and 15 minutes are both fantastic with great lyrics.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Incognitas
Runaway I tell you....it's a very diabolocal thread.it'll creep up on you and before you know it some fool will post some lyrics and bam.....your trapped!!!You'll find some stupid moronic tune in your head.It's insidious I tell you...Escape while you can.

Incog:D
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neil
Take your pick....

There's no one quite like Grandma by St Winifred's school choir.
"There's no one quite like grandma, and I'm sure you will agree..."
alltogethernow
"Grandma we love you, Grandma we do, though you may be far away we think of you"

Quote:
Originally Posted by Neil
Take your pick....

The day we went to Bangor by Fiddler's Dram.
"Didn't we have a luverly time the day we went to bangor
A beautiful day, lunch on the way and all for under a pound you know
the manageress she ruined her dress when she fell into the trifle!..."

And I think I'll add any song that has been at number 1 for more than 4 weeks, it just becomes overplayed. Prime examples here are Brian Adams everything we do is driven by you..., amongst others.

How about

"I lost my heart to a starship trooper" by Sarah Brightman (the x Mrs Lloyd-Webber).

and

Aled (I come from the Vallys you know) Jones - Snowman

edit ooh and another one

Cliff Richard - Mistletoe and Wine

Stuart 24-03-2004 14:35
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
I can't believe we have 3 pages of irritating songs, and nobody has mentioned "I wish I could fly" by Keith Harris and Orville..

SMHarman 24-03-2004 14:37
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
If you're really lucky and get the right weekend you can see them all on VH1s worst.

Save Your Love - Renee and Renato.

MadGamer 24-03-2004 14:38
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Anything by Busted

Maggy 24-03-2004 15:30
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SMHarman
Nik Kershaw wrote that you know. Funny since his own albums to be Frank and 15 minutes are both fantastic with great lyrics.





"There's no one quite like grandma, and I'm sure you will agree..."
alltogethernow
"Grandma we love you, Grandma we do, though you may be far away we think of you"



"Didn't we have a luverly time the day we went to bangor
A beautiful day, lunch on the way and all for under a pound you know
the manageress she ruined her dress when she fell into the trifle!..."

And I think I'll add any song that has been at number 1 for more than 4 weeks, it just becomes overplayed. Prime examples here are Brian Adams everything we do is driven by you..., amongst others.

How about

"I lost my heart to a starship trooper" by Sarah Brightman (the x Mrs Lloyd-Webber).

and

Aled (I come from the Vallys you know) Jones - Snowman

edit ooh and another one

Cliff Richard - Mistletoe and Wine
If you want a light green one DON't post anymore lyrics.Or I'll set every one with light green ones on you. :pp

smegs 24-03-2004 17:27
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
I've some more to add to my list anything by Marilyn manson, and placebo

SMHarman 24-03-2004 17:36
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smegs
I've some more to add to my list anything by Marilyn manson, and placebo
Until i'm 6ft under baby i don't need a bed gonna live while i'm alive i'll sleep when i'm dead

Anything by BonJovi :D :D :D :pp

SMHarman 24-03-2004 17:39
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Incognitas
If you want a light green one DON't post anymore lyrics.Or I'll set every one with light green ones on you. :pp
Quote:
Originally Posted by Incognitas
You don't bring me flowers
Quote:
Originally Posted by SMHarman
You don't sing me love songs, you hardly talk to me anymore when I come through the door at the end of the day. I remember when
Quote:
Originally Posted by Incognitas
You used to say you loved me, couldn't wait to greet me
:pp

smegs 24-03-2004 17:50
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SMHarman
Until i'm 6ft under baby i don't need a bed gonna live while i'm alive i'll sleep when i'm dead

Anything by BonJovi :D :D :D :pp
oi :ninja: :grind: :afire: now lets be nice and not say bad things about bon jovi :)

MovedGoalPosts 24-03-2004 18:24
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by scastle
I can't believe we have 3 pages of irritating songs, and nobody has mentioned "I wish I could fly" by Keith Harris and Orville..
Couldn't remember the song title (painful stuff like that is best forgotten) but I did allude to it here: http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/sh...0&postcount=21 (sorry to be picky :shrug: )

MovedGoalPosts 24-03-2004 18:33
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SMHarman
"There's no one quite like grandma, and I'm sure you will agree..."
alltogethernow
"Grandma we love you, Grandma we do, though you may be far away we think of you"
Was it absolutely necesary to post that. Now I can't stop humming it :mad:

It's almost Red rep territory, then you'll never get your bright green one :rolleyes:

On the other hand it's equally sad that you found, or remebered the lyrics in the first place. :sleep:

SMHarman 24-03-2004 18:39
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MovedGoalPosts
Was it absolutely necesary to post that. Now I can't stop humming it :mad:

It's almost Red rep territory, then you'll never get your bright green one :rolleyes:
You'll have to spread it around first :D . Anyway I wasn't the one to mention it first. :pp


Quote:
Originally Posted by MovedGoalPosts
On the other hand it's equally sad that you found, or remebered the lyrics in the first place. :sleep:
Blame Neil :erm: , he posted the title and got those damn lyrics in my head :mad: .

There was an article in the news a few months back about music bees or whatever this damn professor called them, anyway he had been researching how these get into you head :Yikes: , how long they stay there etc. Do you think I can find it. Must be less ruthless with the delete button on my inbox.

Maggy 24-03-2004 20:02
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smegs
oi :ninja: :grind: :afire: now lets be nice and not say bad things about bon jovi :)
Yes let us be nice and NOT say anything we might regret about PLACEBO. :mad:

smegs 24-03-2004 20:09
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Incognitas
Yes let us be nice and NOT say anything we might regret about PLACEBO. :mad:
:sorry: they aren't that bad some of there stuff is ok just not all of it :D ;)

Stuart 24-03-2004 20:09
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Incognitas
Yes let us be nice and NOT say anything we might regret about PLACEBO. :mad:
I will withhold my opinion of Placebo then...

smegs 24-03-2004 22:01
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by scastle
I will withhold my opinion of Placebo then...
just thought of another one kriss kross jump :disturbd:

orangebird 25-03-2004 13:33
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by scastle
<snip>
Didn't Chris Waddle and Glen Hoddle have a hit in the 80s as well? Wasn't that crap?
Yes, it was crap - it was called Diamond Lights or something like that....

Nugget 25-03-2004 13:44
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smegs
just thought of another one kriss kross jump :disturbd:
You mean that you didn't all wear your jeans backwards in homage to the junior rappers? :D

Jon M 25-03-2004 14:02
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Fog-on-the-Tyne by Gazza
That stupid song by John DolcÃÃâ€*’© can't remember the name

*Nemesis tribute general knowledge question*: After I saw "Agadoo by Black Lace" mentioned.. does anyone know what the followup single to that was? PM me for the answer if you are sad enough ;)

Nugget 25-03-2004 14:10
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by s1lv3r
Fog-on-the-Tyne by Gazza
That stupid song by John DolcÃÃâ€*’© can't remember the name

*Nemesis tribute general knowledge question*: After I saw "Agadoo by Black Lace" mentioned.. does anyone know what the followup single to that was? PM me for the answer if you are sad enough ;)
Please tell me that you don't mean that Wedding Night favourite 'The Conga'? All together now - 'Do do dooooooooooooo' :)

altis 25-03-2004 14:15
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Anyone listen to Kenny Everett's Bottom 40? This was the winner. It's truely awful!

http://www.beanos.co.uk/bcd/images/i..._baby_back.jpg

peachey 25-03-2004 14:17
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
aaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!


should have heeded the earlier warning

am now stuck with 'Agadoo'

going round and round in my mind

Bifta 25-03-2004 14:25
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by s1lv3r
Fog-on-the-Tyne by Gazza
That stupid song by John DolcÃÃâ€*’© can't remember the name

*Nemesis tribute general knowledge question*: After I saw "Agadoo by Black Lace" mentioned.. does anyone know what the followup single to that was? PM me for the answer if you are sad enough ;)
Joe Dolce, ah shaddapa your face!

Stuart 25-03-2004 16:11
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Here's one for you all to guess:

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle".. What is the next line/name and who sung it?

Yes it was crap.

altis 25-03-2004 16:22
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Wee-ooh wim-o-weh. Wee-ooh wim-o-weh.
Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh
o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh.
Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh
o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.
In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.

Wee-ooh wim-o-weh.
Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh
o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh.
Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh
o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh.

Near the village, the peaceful village, the lion sleeps tonight.
Near the village, the quiet village, the lion sleeps tonight.

Wee-ooh wim-o-weh. Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh
o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh.
Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh
o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh.

Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling, the lion sleeps tonight.
Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling, the lion sleeps tonight.

Whuh whuh whuh wim-o-weh. Wee-ooh wim-o-weh wee-ooh
wim-o-weh wee-ooh wim-o-weh.
Remember it well :D

Edit
The Robert John version (1972) that is - not The Tokens version (1961)...
http://www.bobshannon.com/stories/Lion.html

Sing along now...
http://www.customvmail.com/ringtonepreviews/2813.mp3

Maggy 25-03-2004 20:37
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by altis
Remember it well :D

Edit
The Robert John version (1972) that is - not The Tokens version (1961)...
http://www.bobshannon.com/stories/Lion.html

Sing along now...
http://www.customvmail.com/ringtonepreviews/2813.mp3
YOU are a complete and utter barsteward!!!! I'm very tempted to red repp thee. :pp

Incog. :(

;)

timewarrior2001 25-03-2004 20:41
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
ermmmm anything by coldplay, its enough to make you cut your wrists.

Most dancy, chart and R&B that has absolutly nothing to do with R&B music.

I got to admit though that the one song I really really really really detest is ****ing Dancing queen by ABBA, I'm sick to death of hearing ****ed up women singing it.
1) your not 17
2) you are usually ugly
and
3) you cant ****ing sing!!!!

SMHarman 25-03-2004 21:47
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nugget
Please tell me that you don't mean that Wedding Night favourite 'The Conga'? All together now - 'Do do dooooooooooooo' :)
Or was it Superman

do do doo doo doo doo do do doo do...

smegs 26-03-2004 19:34
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Fat man scoop :disturbd:

Colin 28-03-2004 15:23
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Anything by:
Steps :mad:
Busted :mad:
Daniel bloody bedingfield :mad:
The darkness :mad:
Anything that 12 year old couisins, or 60 year old aunties force you to dance to at weddings :mad: :mad:

altis 28-03-2004 16:18
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Track down some of these... all in the worst possible taste ;)
http://www.kennyeverett.com/rec_yuktr.htm

Maggy 28-03-2004 16:28
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by col d
Anything by:
Steps :mad:
Busted :mad:
Daniel bloody bedingfield :mad:
The darkness :mad:
Anything that 12 year old couisins, or 60 year old aunties force you to dance to at weddings :mad: :mad:
There,there... :ghugs: We have all been there.

Colin 28-03-2004 16:32
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Incognitas
There,there... :ghugs: We have all been there.
cheers coggy, but just thinking about them makes me want to gut a pop idol :)

Atomic22 28-03-2004 19:06
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
how about that "great" songwriting duo lennon and macartneys turkey "we all live in a yellow submarine"
they obviously wrote it when they were 5 and released it when they were stoned

Colin 28-03-2004 19:26
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atomic22
how about that "great" songwriting duo lennon and macartneys turkey "we all live in a yellow submarine"
they obviously wrote it when they were 5 and released it when they were stoned
you better not let Sir Drinks Alot see this. on the other hand, how right you are ;)

SMHarman 28-03-2004 20:33
Re: The worst song you have ever heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by peachey
aaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!


should have heeded the earlier warning

am now stuck with 'Agadoo'

going round and round in my mind
But do you remember the dance?

And those perms and highlights


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