The lost commandments
 

Whilst we are on the subject, here are a couple that were left off because of lack of space at the bottom of the tablet.

11) Thou shalt not be found out.

12) Thou shalt not kill, but needst not strive, officiously to keep alive. (Dating back to the Irish Famine, if I remember correctly.)

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*tsk* Stonemasons eh? :rolleyes:
:D

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And the reason for this thread is....?

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Russ! Fancy meeting you here! :D

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Yep! I just want to know whether this is just another dig at the Bible or whether it's meant as a joke, in which case I'll scoop it off to humour :)

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Tough one because no. 11 is funny but no. 12 isn't but I think it's a joke.... :)

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Me too but I'm still waiting for confirmation....:)

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Oh go on let's make it humour.

I like the story of the local vicar who had his bike stolen and decided it was time to use the 10 commandments as the theme for the Sunday service so he could identify the culprit who would look suitably guilty.

Only problem was when he got to the one about adultery he suddenly remembered where he left his bike and was too red faced to finish the sermon.

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I thought this was the Mel Brook's version:

Moses comes down from the mountain with three stone tablets...

"I have here fifteen Commandments from our Lord..."

<Trips, there is a crash>

"TEN Commandments from our Lord!"

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When I get confirmation from the thread starter! :)

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Thou shalt not cheat [img]Download Failed (1)[/img]

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if you are going to cheat ,cheat fair

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i must admit sda i am not overly keen on that smilie you used there :(

dad cheating in its very nature isnt fair :pp

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I think it's meant to be irony :D

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still dont like it :rolleyes:

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sorry if i have upset you bexy that was not my
intension :ghugs:

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I have to agree with you about the smiley...

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Yep have to add my doubts about that smiley too. :(

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its a smiley i just dont know what i have to do to make you People happy i did not mean to upset or offend anyone ok :(

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thanks ramrod and sociable

sda as i just explained to you via pm, the image of the cross (and mroe so jesus on the cross) is very emotive and therefore i took offense to the lightheartedness of it...

no harm caused, you know for next time :pp

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Buy me beer? :D

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excuse me rammy dont you mean buy us ALL beer :pp :naughty: :rofl:

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ok than it's a deal now how can i fit in better around here
every where i go am puting my foot in it

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:ghugs:

Just read your own post before you hit enter and ask the simple question how will others read this.

Most times the ones we have commented on should make you think twice before hitting enter.

Sorry this has made you feel a little out of the group but we are honestly only trying to help you become more one of the group with this friendly advice.

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i agree with soc, although i wouldnt say that there was a "group" as such, (which i know we have been accused of before) it is just about working out whether your post will ultimately offend someone..yes this is sometimes not possible to do, but in the wider picture it is generally forseeable.....sda you have been around the forum for a while know, and should prolly have picked up on peoples attitudes etc towards certain things and belief systems.. if in doubt when wanting to start a thread or post, maybe run it by someone first :D

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Its not what you post its how you post sometimes...... I think your a nice guy though :)

P.S. Have you seen the photos yet Bexy ?

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Ahh...just have a beer :D

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ok let's get this Thread back on the road now

Thou shalt not say no to cake :naughty:

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Gets my vote and Incog's too I bet. :)

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Is it chocolate cake?

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And we must not forget "Thou Shalt Not CAP". :)

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What about " though shalt not covet thy neighbours reps " :rofl:

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Has to be that's commandment 25a sub para II


Sometimes known as the Marie Antoinette clause.

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thou shalts eats as much choclocate as tho desires

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it can be any cake you what it to be


and now for the most important commandment

Thou Shalt Not cover any beatles songs ever

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Yep just "let it be". :)

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this ones for Rachel

Thou Shalt Not bad mouth my stevie wonder cd

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....she inquired innocently :D

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It was meant to be a joke! Except possibly the second one, which was originally a dig at the British government.