Yobs tape up Duck's bill
 

In the Express today.

http://www.thisissalisbury.co.uk/dis...ducks_bill.php

Are these people mentally ill or something? Makes my blood boil :mad:

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I did wonder why Damien hasn't posted much lately...

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Yes.
Unfortunately they never catch the nutters.

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Class!

Still, you have to wonder as they say -

Those mentally ill yobs managed it though... :D

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The ways and means of a twisted mind, still, I can't belive one duck is so hard to catch, not in this day and age :shrug:

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did they use duck tape? :erm: :D

ik

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:rofl:

Quick, Someone tell Nug!

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Random Useless Information Snipett #39433

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_tape

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LOL - That quacks me up.. :D

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jury....

"we find the defendants guilty of trying to kill the duck by cruelty....mallard."

:D

ik

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Hey,
Now your just ducking the issue....

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Oh for ducks sake...

Still joking aside I hope they catch the people responsible. Taping up their mouths and noses for a few hours would be a good start.

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I wouldn't mind doing that. Hell, I'd probably take to it like a duck to water.

Mind you, it would probably water of a duck's back to them :shrug:

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they have probably migrated already!!!

ik

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Yeah, they probably flu...

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Nah, they 'egged it

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Or did they just scramble?

That cracked me up.

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Hmm... Im amazed Nugget hasn't come Swanning along into this thread

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Not sure If ommelette him get in on the act...

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I am sure the bird will survive, it looks like a mighty duck!

:)

ik

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Aye - poor duck! :D

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I think the reason they can't catch it, is because they try & sneak up on it, but it keeps Peking. ;)

Poor thing, though, I hope they manage to sort it out, the cruelty of some people beggars belief.

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the poor thing keeps winging it

ik

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You'd be in a flap too, if it was you.

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It was fowl play allright.

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I wonder if that cygnet-fies something?

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Why would they have to be mentally ill? Just because some people act in awful ways doesn't necessarily mean they are mentally ill. Suggesting this has the effect of firstly disassociating ourselves from the act, and secondly adding to the stigma of mental health problems.

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Thats just crazy talk...:dig:

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I wish I could rep you for that BR, but I have to spread it around a bit first.

damn this institution.......

ik

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Sadly that is probably true, we are, after all, the most destructive life form on the planet so perhaps cruelty is an inherent part of our nature and we are no better than animals that function on instinct alone. But that would be insulting to animals, at least they mostly kill to survive, not for a laugh.:angel:

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We use toilet ducks and they can live through that ;)