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Paul K 15-11-2003 20:04

Any takers?
 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...category=47127
and no it isn't me;)

Bex 15-11-2003 20:05

Re: Any takers?
 
shouldnt this be in humour paul ;)

peachey 15-11-2003 20:05

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul


lets hope no-one gets hurt in the rush

Bex 15-11-2003 20:11

Re: Any takers?
 
wonder how much we could raise for charity by auctioning off some of our forum members :p

Paul K 15-11-2003 20:12

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
wonder how much we could raise for charity by auctioning off some of our forum members :p

How much are polo mints these days?

Bex 15-11-2003 20:16

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul
How much are polo mints these days?

ya what? :dunce:

Jerrek 15-11-2003 20:35

Re: Any takers?
 
What would happen if a guy won? The bidding is a contract.

peachey 15-11-2003 20:37

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerrek
What would happen if a guy won? The bidding is a contract.


ooh er!


by the way - how did you come to stray into this bulletin board
just out of curiosity?

Bex 15-11-2003 20:53

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerrek
What would happen if a guy won? The bidding is a contract.

good point


see none of the forum members liked my suggestion?:p

Paul K 15-11-2003 21:03

Re: Any takers?
 
Which suggestion;) How to raise 5p for charity LOL

Stuart 15-11-2003 21:06

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
good point


see none of the forum members liked my suggestion?:p

Which Forum member would you auction?

Bex 15-11-2003 21:08

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scastle
Which Forum member would you auction?

whichever lads would be willing to be sold to the highest female bidder....to be a slave for the day ;)

Jerrek 15-11-2003 21:11

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by peachey
ooh er!


by the way - how did you come to stray into this bulletin board
just out of curiosity?

I'm in the telecom industry, and when someone posted that classic NTL complaint letter (the one with the testicle tickle moments) on an Everquest forum, I had to research NTL and found the site on Google.

peachey 15-11-2003 21:12

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerrek
I'm in the telecom industry, and when someone posted that classic NTL complaint letter (the one with the testicle tickle moments) on an Everquest forum, I had to research NTL and found the site on Google.


I am unaware of that letter

Jerrek 15-11-2003 21:14

Re: Any takers?
 
Check your PM.

Paul K 15-11-2003 21:23

Re: Any takers?
 
Can we get back on topic now if you two peeps are finished;)
Who wants to start the bidding for Stu?

Ramrod 15-11-2003 21:56

Re: Any takers?
 
Nah...it's gotta be Kronas who gets auctioned. He needs to lose his virginity:D

kronas 15-11-2003 22:02

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod
Nah...it's gotta be Kronas who gets auctioned. He needs to lose his virginity:D


OI!!!!

you know nothing about my 'bits' or where they have been :nono: :p ;)

Mal 15-11-2003 22:05

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kronas
OI!!!!

you know nothing about my 'bits' or where they have been :nono: :p ;)

We don't want to know either! :)

Bex 15-11-2003 22:06

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kronas
OI!!!!

you know nothing about my 'bits' or where they have been :nono: :p ;)

ramrod that was below the belt :naughty:

sorry but no i dont think that was nice ramrod!!! whether kronas has got jiggy or not is a personal issue for him, and shouldn't be joked about in a public forum
:nono:

i think we should auction ramrod, just for being mean to kronas

Chimaera 15-11-2003 22:06

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod
Nah...it's gotta be Kronas who gets auctioned. He needs to lose his virginity:D

How do you know he hasn't, Ramrod?? :naughty:

Bex 15-11-2003 22:08

Re: Any takers?
 
:notopic: no more talk about kronie and his sex life thank you

Stuart 15-11-2003 22:08

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
whichever lads would be willing to be sold to the highest female bidder....to be a slave for the day ;)

Maybe a female member would be willing to be a slave to a male bidder?

Bex 15-11-2003 22:10

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scastle
Maybe a female member would be willing to be a slave to a male bidder?

i guess that would be only fair

kronas 15-11-2003 22:10

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
ramrod that was below the belt :naughty:
sorry but no i dont think that was nice ramrod!!! whether kronas has got jiggy or not is a personal issue for him, and shouldn't be joked about in a public forum
:nono:


thank you :kiss:


Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
i think we should auction ramrod, just for being mean to kronas

yeah could send my mate around he likes older men :p



Quote:

Originally Posted by Chimaera
How do you know he hasn't, Ramrod?? :naughty:


shhhh......thats meant to be a secret ;)

Stuart 15-11-2003 22:10

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul
Can we get back on topic now if you two peeps are finished;)
Who wants to start the bidding for Stu?

Me? :angel: :blush:

Paul K 15-11-2003 22:11

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scastle
Maybe a female member would be willing to be a slave to a male bidder?

Ok thats me walking away from this topic LOL :walk:

Bex 15-11-2003 22:13

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kronas
thank you :kiss:

yeah could send my mate around he likes older men :p


shhhh......thats meant to be a secret ;)

no prob mate...it was not fair...

ohhh whatshisname who came to manc?

ok chimmy and kronie what happened in manc between u two :naughty:

kronas 15-11-2003 22:17

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
ohhh whatshisname who came to manc?

simon indeed is his name or simone as he will be known as on new years that will be a laugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
ok chimmy and kronie what happened in manc between u two :naughty:

thats between me and the other party that was involved ;)

Bex 15-11-2003 22:19

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kronas
simon indeed is his name or simone as he will be known as on new years that will be a laugh

thats between me and the other party that was involved ;)

simon thats it, he was funny

damn seems i missed a lot of good gossip from that night.....no comments anyone plz :Oh: (sorry just found a new smilie wanted to try it out)

Chimaera 15-11-2003 22:41

Re: Any takers?
 
Well - you seemed to be having a good time bexy!! :eek: (As did most people!!)

Me and kronie - nothing happened there - he's younger than my kids - and I'm sure there's a name for old ladies that prey on young men!! :naughty:

Bex 15-11-2003 22:44

Re: Any takers?
 
come on no lads want to volunteer for some virtual bidding?
so far we have stu and ramrod :p

Paul K 15-11-2003 22:47

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
come on no lads want to volunteer for some virtual bidding?
so far we have stu and ramrod :p

Funny that, I don't remember them volunteering LOL :p

Ramrod 15-11-2003 22:52

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
sorry but no i dont think that was nice ramrod!!! whether kronas has got jiggy or not is a personal issue for him, and shouldn't be joked about in a public forum
:nono:

omfg....it was only a light hearted jest:Peaceman:

Bex 15-11-2003 22:56

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod
omfg....it was only a light hearted jest:Peaceman:

sometimes one must engage one's brain before one posts messages which others may take offense to :p

you're still being auctioned as a punishment, as is paul

keithwalton 15-11-2003 22:57

Re: Any takers?
 
i'd volunteer if it was for charity, though they'd have to understand that im a poor student and can hardly afford jack squat these days :-(

Although im used to the ladies running away in fear so i doubt i'd raise much money :shrug:

K

Paul K 15-11-2003 22:58

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
sometimes one must engage one's brain before one posts messages which others may take offense to :p

you're still being auctioned as a punishment, as is paul

Me auctioned? :shrug: Do they still take half pennys in the banks?

Ramrod 15-11-2003 23:03

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
sometimes one must engage one's brain before one posts messages which others may take offense to :p

I did, Kronas got the joke!:sulk:
Still.....I'm not afraid of being auctioned:p :D

Bex 15-11-2003 23:03

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul
Me auctioned? :shrug: Do they still take half pennys in the banks?

:mad:

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Bex 15-11-2003 23:04

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod
I did, Kronas got the joke!:sulk:
Still.....I'm not afraid of being auctioned:p :D

good boy....of course unless we did it at the next meet, it would only be a virtual auction anyway :cry::p

Paul K 15-11-2003 23:07

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
:mad:

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Is that a no then LOL :p
Does this mean I have to brush my hair?

Bex 15-11-2003 23:08

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul
Is that a no then LOL :p
Does this mean I have to brush my hair?

i will just say one thing to you tartan :rofl:

Ramrod 15-11-2003 23:09

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
good boy....of course unless we did it at the next meet, it would only be a virtual auction anyway :cry::p

Well if whoever wins me sends me a photo of themselves I could promise to fantasise about them:rofl:

Paul K 15-11-2003 23:10

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
i will just say one thing to you tartan :rofl:

Before anyone thinks this thread has gone surreal thats a reference to a Reading moment LOL and no I will not explain it;)

Bex 15-11-2003 23:13

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod
Well if whoever wins me sends me a photo of themselves I could promise to fantasise about them:rofl:

you naughty boy you :naughty: ;) :p..and what sort of photo would u like??? ;)

Quote:

Before anyone thinks this thread has gone surreal thats a reference to a Reading moment LOL and no I will not explain it
beast..theres another one :rofl:

Paul K 15-11-2003 23:21

Re: Any takers?
 
A tartan beast? Now there's a picture that gonna get me a good price at the auction LOL ;)
Anyone want a certain philosopher to be auctioned :p

Bex 15-11-2003 23:22

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul
A tartan beast? Now there's a picture that gonna get me a good price at the auction LOL ;)
Anyone want a certain philosopher to be auctioned :p

yes lets auction socrates, or descartes;);P

Paul K 15-11-2003 23:32

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
yes lets auction socrates, or descartes;):p

But they don't have nice eyes ;) Any other females up for a charity auction? LOL

Bex 15-11-2003 23:34

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul
But they don't have nice eyes ;) Any other females up for a charity auction? LOL

:blush: stop going on about my eyes

Stuart 15-11-2003 23:42

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul
But they don't have nice eyes ;) Any other females up for a charity auction? LOL

And, both having died, wouldn't be much use as a slave.

BTW bexy, you do have nice eyes...

Stuart 15-11-2003 23:48

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod
Well if whoever wins me sends me a photo of themselves I could promise to fantasise about them:rofl:

Well, so far, it sounds like you have a choice of Me or Paul... :eek: :disturbd:

Bex 15-11-2003 23:49

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scastle
And, both having died, wouldn't be much use as a slave.

BTW bexy, you do have nice eyes...

:blush: :blush:

Bex 15-11-2003 23:50

Re: Any takers?
 
i think we should have chimaera for the female forum member :p

Paul K 15-11-2003 23:51

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scastle
Well, so far, it sounds like you have a choice of Me or Paul... :eek: :disturbd:

Errrr, you can have him Stu, I'm a gent like that LOL

Stuart 16-11-2003 00:59

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul
Errrr, you can have him Stu, I'm a gent like that LOL

No you, I insist...

Or maybe we can get Kronas' friend simon on here..

kronas 16-11-2003 01:05

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scastle
No you, I insist...

Or maybe we can get Kronas' friend simon on here..

:rofl:

maybe if he can find a suitable suitor :D

Stuart 16-11-2003 01:13

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kronas
:rofl:

maybe if he can find a suitable suitor :D

I was thinking of Ramrod. He apparently wants a photo of the winner..

kronas 16-11-2003 04:28

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scastle
I was thinking of Ramrod. He apparently wants a photo of the winner..


i see well ill get my mate to send me a picture so i can post it here for ramrod if they guy still has one on his pc :)

kronas 16-11-2003 04:48

Re: Any takers?
 
this is simon at new years last year as promised :)

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you want some of this ramrod :p

Chimaera 16-11-2003 09:56

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
i think we should have chimaera for the female forum member :p

Cheers bexy!! :)

(Wonders what she has got herself into now) :eek:

Bex 16-11-2003 11:30

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chimaera
Cheers bexy!! :)

(Wonders what she has got herself into now) :eek:

np huni :p

there you go ramrod, simon will out bid us all and now you have the photo you wanted ;)

kronas 16-11-2003 21:31

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
there you go ramrod, simon will out bid us all and now you have the photo you wanted ;)

i notice ramrod has yet to reply is he still drooling over the picture
:drool: :rofl:

Bex 16-11-2003 21:33

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kronas
i notice ramrod has yet to reply is he still drooling over the picture
:drool: :rofl:

maybe he is :blush: lol

Ramrod 16-11-2003 22:01

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kronas
this is simon at new years last year as promised :)

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/kronas/simone.jpg

you want some of this ramrod :p

Heeeeelp!:eek:

Ramrod 16-11-2003 22:02

Re: Any takers?
 
Thats not a fantasy, thats a nightmare! :disturbd:

.......nice boa:scratch:

kronas 16-11-2003 22:03

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod
Thats not a fantasy, thats a nightmare! :disturbd:


muhahahahaha ill take that as a yes then will notify him :naughty: :rofl:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod

.......nice boa:scratch:

:luv: you and him :p

Bex 16-11-2003 22:11

Re: Any takers?
 
hang on kronie don't count you chickens before they hatch....simon (or you on his behalf) hasn't even bid on ramrod yet :p i might out bid you :naughty:

Stuart 16-11-2003 22:18

Re: Any takers?
 
Eh? I thought Ramrod wanted a photo of the winner. I was just suggesting Kronie's mate for people to bid on..

Bex 16-11-2003 22:22

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scastle
Eh? I thought Ramrod wanted a photo of the winner. I was just suggesting Kronie's mate for people to bid on..

yeah he want a piccy of the person who won him......kronie suggested simon as the person who would win ramrod......

confoosed??? me too :p

Bex 16-11-2003 22:25

Re: Any takers?
 
so up for grabs we have:
scastle
kronie
ramrod
paul
chimmy
keithwalton

(bear in mind this is a bit of a laff a virtual bid)

Ramrod 16-11-2003 22:42

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scastle
Eh? I thought Ramrod wanted a photo of the winner. I was just suggesting Kronie's mate for people to bid on..

No, all I said (simce Bexy said that an online auction was pointless) was that the person who was auctioned could fantasise about the person who had bought them!


....that didn't come across very well did it?:D

Ramrod 16-11-2003 22:42

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kronas
muhahahahaha ill take that as a yes then will notify him :naughty: :rofl:



:luv: you and him :p

Only if I can stroke his boa!:rofl:

Chimaera 16-11-2003 22:43

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
so up for grabs we have:
scastle
kronie
ramrod
paul
chimmy
keithwalton

(bear in mind this is a bit of a laff a virtual bid)

HANG ON A MINUTE!!!!!!! :shocked: :shocking: :shocked:

I seem to be the only female on there - is this a good thing or not?

Ramrod 16-11-2003 22:44

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chimaera
HANG ON A MINUTE!!!!!!! :shocked: :shocking: :shocked:

I seem to be the only female on there - is this a good thing or not?

If I win you it is!:naughty:

Bex 16-11-2003 22:46

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chimaera
HANG ON A MINUTE!!!!!!! :shocked: :shocking: :shocked:

I seem to be the only female on there - is this a good thing or not?

i cheated i was meant to be on the list

so you want simon to win u then ramrod? ;)

Ramrod 16-11-2003 22:52

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
so you want simon to win u then ramrod? ;)

Can I shoot myself now?:mis: :disturbd: :D

Bex 16-11-2003 22:53

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod
Can I shoot myself now?:mis: :disturbd: :D

awwww sure me and chimmy can fight over you if you want ;):p

Paul K 16-11-2003 22:55

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
so up for grabs we have:
scastle
kronie
ramrod
paul
chimmy
keithwalton
Bex
(bear in mind this is a bit of a laff a virtual bid)

Ammended your forgotten entry ;)

Stuart 16-11-2003 22:59

Re: Any takers?
 
I'd bid for Chimmy.. or Bexy..

Ramrod 16-11-2003 23:01

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
awwww sure me and chimmy can fight over you if you want ;):p

Could you?:Yes: :Yes: :Yes: :D

Bex 16-11-2003 23:03

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod
Could you?:Yes: :Yes: :Yes: :D


:ninja: he's mine....

(convincing enough?:p)

edit: ok we had a bitch fight on msn over you and its a draw so you gotta put up with both of us ;):naughty:

Chimaera 16-11-2003 23:07

Re: Any takers?
 
Nooo - mine!! :naughty:

Next round - mud wrestling!! LOL

Ramrod 16-11-2003 23:08

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bexy
:ninja: he's mine....

(convincing enough?:p)

edit: ok we had a bitch fight on msn over you and its a draw so you gotta put up with both of us ;):naughty:

:Oh:*Ramrod girds his loins*

Paul K 16-11-2003 23:08

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chimaera
Nooo - mine!! :naughty:

Next round - mud wrestling!! LOL

Hang on, gotta recharge my Digital camcorder;)

Chimaera 16-11-2003 23:10

Re: Any takers?
 
Blimey - they are all coming out of the woodwork for this one!! :naughty:

Hope I don't disappoint anyone!! :scared:

(Perhaps we should sell tickets bexy - what do you think?) :D

Ramrod 16-11-2003 23:11

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul
Hang on, gotta recharge my Digital camcorder;)

By the look of things I'm gonna have to recharge more than a camcorder!:rofl:

Bex 16-11-2003 23:13

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chimaera
Blimey - they are all coming out of the woodwork for this one!! :naughty:

Hope I don't disappoint anyone!! :scared:

(Perhaps we should sell tickets bexy - what do you think?) :D

i think we should chimmy :p;)

seems we now have a popular thread with the lads :p

:naughty: ramrod

Stuart 16-11-2003 23:13

Re: Any takers?
 
Ramrod: Simon could still be waiting for you...

Ramrod 16-11-2003 23:16

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scastle
Ramrod: Simon could still be waiting for you...

The words:
'hell'
and
'it will be a cold day in'
spring to mind
:disturbd:

Stuart 16-11-2003 23:16

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod
By the look of things I'm gonna have to recharge more than a camcorder!:rofl:

I keep getting Spam offering to sell me Viagra without a doctor's prescription. Maybe I should forward some to you?

Paul K 16-11-2003 23:18

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scastle
I keep getting Spam offering to sell me Viagra without a doctor's prescription. Maybe I should forware some to you?

:tu: Classic LOL

Ramrod 16-11-2003 23:18

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scastle
I keep getting Spam offering to sell me Viagra without a doctor's prescription. Maybe I should forware some to you?

....I was referring to the electric toys......:naughty: :rofl:

Ramrod 16-11-2003 23:19

Re: Any takers?
 
Anyhoo...I'm off to bed now....who's joining me?

......down Simon! Down I say!:dozey:

Bex 16-11-2003 23:20

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod
....I was referring to the electric toys......:naughty: :rofl:

:eeek: you have electirc toys? ;)

Bex 16-11-2003 23:21

Re: Any takers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod
Anyhoo...I'm off to bed now....who's joining me?

......down Simon! Down I say!:dozey:


:wavey: :luv: night :naughty:

Stuart 16-11-2003 23:23

Re: Any takers?
 
Night RamRod.


:rofl:

Bex 16-11-2003 23:26

Re: Any takers?
 
nighty night all :wavey:

Stuart 16-11-2003 23:32

Re: Any takers?
 
Night Bexy. Try not to get too excited about Ramrod and his electric toys....

Maggy 16-11-2003 23:37

Re: Any takers?
 
it's amazing what i learn about my fellow forumers each and every day.


a very bemused incog. :scratch:

handyman 16-11-2003 23:59

Re: Any takers?
 
I bid on chim :naughty:

I will also be accepting bids on me :blush: coz i do like a larf :rofl:


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