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NEONKNIGHT 25-10-2005 10:21
Tributes for dead chicken
 
:rofl: See here:- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4372230.stm

LOL! :D

danielf 25-10-2005 10:53
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Merseyside Police told the community on Monday to "stop grieving, it's only a chicken".
:rofl: :D

Pierre 25-10-2005 10:55
Re: Tributes for dead chicken
 
A total eggsageration

Hom3r 25-10-2005 10:57
Re: Tributes for dead chicken
 
I feel like chicken to night

danielf 25-10-2005 11:06
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Originally Posted by Pierre
A total eggsageration
Which reminds me, where's (Mc)Nugget? Chickened out perhaps?

Nugget 25-10-2005 11:07
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Just looks like someone got laid, really :disturbd:

*ahem*

homealone 25-10-2005 11:16
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Originally Posted by Nugget
Just looks like someone got laid, really :disturbd:

*ahem*
nah - just assault & battery after a hen night, unless any witnesses come forward, the case will be put on the back broiler.

friends of the chicken are planning a tribute albumen ;)

Nugget 25-10-2005 11:21
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Quote:
Originally Posted by homealone
friends of the chicken are planning a tribute albumen ;)
Surely you're yolking ;)

Is one of them MiShell Heaton?

:D

basa 25-10-2005 11:22
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Originally Posted by homealone
nah - just assault & battery after a hen night, unless any witnesses come forward, the case will be put on the back broiler.

friends of the chicken are planning a tribute albumen ;)
Should this get the 'most number of puns in one sentence' award !!?? :erm:

homealone 25-10-2005 11:28
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Originally Posted by Nugget
Quote:
Originally Posted by homealone
friends of the chicken are planning a tribute albumen ;)
Surely you're yolking ;)

Is one of them MiShell Heaton?

:D
there will be a review in Meringue ;)

Nugget 25-10-2005 11:33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by homealone
there will be a review in Meringue ;)
And I bet it'll be cracking! Unless they've poached the reviewer anyway :erm: :D

homealone 25-10-2005 11:41
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Originally Posted by Nugget
Quote:
Originally Posted by homealone
there will be a review in Meringue ;)
And I bet it'll be cracking! Unless they've poached the reviewer anyway :erm: :D
I think he is called Benedict, I'll know when the funeral is over, easy to say, I know, but I wanted to look on the sunnyside.

Julian 25-10-2005 11:47
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Local police say the suspect escaped on an old motorbike... possibly a BSA Bantam. Money was also stolen although police say the criminal will have nothing to crow about as it was a poultry amount.

Nugget 25-10-2005 11:49
Re: Tributes for dead chicken
 
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Originally Posted by homealone
I think he is called Benedict, I'll know when the funeral is over, easy to say, I know, but I wanted to look on the sunnyside.
As ever, you've got your facts scrambled, you sloppy joe.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Julian
Local police say the suspect escaped on an old motorbike... possibly a BSA Bantam. Money was also stolen although police say the criminal will have nothing to crow about as it was a poultry amount.
That was just fowl...

homealone 25-10-2005 11:54
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Originally Posted by Nugget
As ever, you've got your facts scrambled, you sloppy joe.
you're just a big brulÃÃâ€*’©e ;)

Nugget 25-10-2005 11:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by homealone
you're just a big brulÃÃâ€*’©e ;)
At least I'm not talking crepe :D

homealone 25-10-2005 12:08
Re: Tributes for dead chicken
 
I think it is time I chooked my hand in, on this thread, it was good to give free range to my imagination, but for now I will roost on my laurels :D

Ramrod 25-10-2005 12:16
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Conservative MP and editor of The Spectator Boris Johnson was criticised last year after commenting in the magazine that Liverpudlians were "hooked on grief".
......seems he was right :dozey:
Didn't it have some sort of beak and claws? :confused:

gazzae 25-10-2005 12:19
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I can't believe no one has mentioned that the police suspect fowl play.

Nugget 25-10-2005 12:45
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Originally Posted by Ramrod
......seems he was right :dozey:
Didn't it have some sort of beak and claws? :confused:
Boris Johnson? Nah, he's the fat, scruffy one - I don't think he's ever had a beak.

*ahem*

basa 25-10-2005 13:50
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Originally Posted by Nugget
Boris Johnson? Nah, he's the fat, scruffy one - I don't think he's ever had a beak.

*ahem*
And that's a cracker Nugget !! :rofl: :rofl:

For those that might have overlooked the pun:
'had'..as in sexual relations
'beak' .. as in Judge or Magistrate

or am I reading into it more than was intended ?

Nugget 25-10-2005 13:55
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Quote:
Originally Posted by basa
And that's a cracker Nugget !! :rofl: :rofl:

For those that might have overlooked the pun:
'had'..as in sexual relations
'beak' .. as in Judge or Magistrate

or am I reading into it more than was intended ?
Would I ever sink to that sort of level? :angel:


;)

basa 25-10-2005 14:13
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Originally Posted by Nugget
Would I ever sink to that sort of level? :angel:


;)
Hmm .. erm ....
































Yup !!! :p:

Nugget 25-10-2005 14:16
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Originally Posted by basa
Hmm .. erm ....
































Yup !!! :p:
Hey! I aspire to reaching that sort of level - I'm sick of being down here in the gutter :D

Chris 25-10-2005 14:20
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Alright, enough of the banta my friends, this is going off topic ... from now on I expect impeckable behaviour from you.

See what I did there? :D

Nugget 25-10-2005 14:21
Re: Tributes for dead chicken
 
Sounds like you're just winging it there!

Graham 25-10-2005 18:27
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I'm just tempted to go along to the location and leave a KFC box there...! :D

carlingman 26-10-2005 00:02
Re: Tributes for dead chicken
 
Enough all of you, we all know Nug does the yokes around here. :D

makikomi 26-10-2005 09:32
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I'm not surprised people suspected fowl play...

Mr_love_monkey 26-10-2005 09:50
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Originally Posted by carlingman
Enough all of you, we all know Nug does the yokes around here. :D
That's a very de-foetus attitude....

Nugget 26-10-2005 09:57
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Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey
That's a very de-foetus attitude....
Eggsactly what we've come to expect from him ;)

Mr_love_monkey 26-10-2005 10:36
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Originally Posted by Nugget
Eggsactly what we've come to expect from him ;)
It's beyond bel-oeuf really

Nugget 26-10-2005 10:40
Re: Tributes for dead chicken
 
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Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey
It's beyond bel-oeuf really
I've never thought his gags were ova-ly good anyway


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