Complete the Limerick
 

Can you do any better?

Here is the first line, see what you can do...

The judge looked and and gave a frown.......

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The judge looked down and gave a frown
to see the ushers wearing gowns
He gave one a slap
and got one back
And now they've been sent down

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The judge looked up and gave a frown
"Today's the day, the lag goes down."
He placed the cloth upon his head
And gave the order to make him dead.

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The judge looked and and gave a frown
He turned to the guard and screamed take him down
His heinous sin made me spit my gin
and i dribbled all over my gown

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The judge looked up and gave a frown
Realised it was the middle of town
Looked for a bench
Got caught with a wench
So now guess who's going down

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The judge looked up and gave a frown
His NTL Cable was once again down
He got the modem and took a run
And shot the box with his gun

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The judge looked and gave a frown
Krusty was not his favourite clown
"Put down that pie!!" he shouted
"Unless you want to get clouted!"
"I'm the only joker in this town"

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and...................................? :shrug:

and...................................? :shrug:

BTW Limericks have five lines, the last matching the first two :D :D :D
Lines 3 and 4 should be short and match (sorry, being pedantic here):p:

Tips here

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Great link for work that one lol :erm:

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Why I didn't show the whole url. Very odd combination for a web address:Yikes:

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I.m not very good at this but i know one


I once new a girl from braughton
who had one long arm and a short one
and on top of all that
a big hairy cat
and a fart like an 850 norton

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:rolleyes:

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How about this one?

There was a young lady from Leeds....

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Who had very demanding needs
Six men wouldn't do
Nor a ships crew
To perform the required deeds.

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There was a young lady from leeds

Who swallowed a big pack off seeds

She watered them down

looked down with a frown

She now had an ass full of weeds...

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There was a young lady from leeds
Who had performed some sinful deeds
She went to a priest
But found he was deceased
So now who should she find for her needs

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The was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of Seeds
Within half an hour
His D**k was a flower
and his a**e crambed tight wih weed

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There one was a copper from near Clappam Junction
Who's tool just would not fuction
For the rest of his life
He misled his wife
With intelligent use of his truntion

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David. read up a bit, not enough lines in your Limerick, 1,2,5 should rhyme and 3 and 4 should.

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There once was a man from Nantucket ...

;)

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:shocked:

:nono:

:LOL:

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there once was a man from Nantucket
who kept all his shirts in a bucket
if he got tense
he'd sit on a fence
then put on a shirt & untuck it

:angel:

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See - dunno what David was talking about ;)

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there once was a man from Nantucket
if he got tense would say oh f...

I'll stop there i think
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There was a young man from bombay
Who took a slow boat to China one day
He was tied to the tillar
With a sex straved Gorilla
And Chinas a blooming long way

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"You've been talking to Mr Garibaldi, haven't you?"

- Sinclair and Delenn, Babylon 5.

:D

Except...

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter called Nan,
Ran away with a man.
And as for the bucket, Nan took it!

(See, it's not rude, really!)

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There was a young man from Harrow
Whos tools was a big as a marrow
He said to his tart
Take this for a start
I'll bring the rest on a barrow
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There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a t*t for Tat.

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When young Lady Penelope swoons
Her bossoms pop out like balloons
Her stands nearby
With a gleem in his eye
And pops them back in with warm spoons

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Beware the limerick bore
who from an exceedingly infinite store
can trundle out version
where the scantion gets worse
but the meanings the same as before.

Not my own work but quite fun.