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Hugh 30-04-2022 17:41

Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
 
Neil Parish: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/7...cc6a43333ed226

Quote:

Neil Parish has resigned after being publicly outed as the Tory MP accused of watching pornography in the House of Commons chamber.

The MP, 65, admitted to watching X-rated content twice, describing his actions as a “moment of madness” and something he was “not proud” of doing.

Parish added that the first time had been accidental after he was looking at tractors on his phone, but the second time had been deliberate.

Chris 30-04-2022 18:17

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To spend more time with his tractor?

Carth 30-04-2022 18:21

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I've just spent 5 minutes searching Google Images for 'John Deere' . . .

pretty bleak to be honest, nothing worth accidentally looking again ;)

heero_yuy 30-04-2022 18:29

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Moment of madness? :rofl:

More like a session of self indulgence.

TheDaddy 30-04-2022 18:37

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Darn it, was looking forward to 50 shades of Sue Grey and how the porn, like the cake ambushed him or he's furious no one told him it was porn, that type of thing

spiderplant 30-04-2022 19:04

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I hear he's an ex-tractor fan.

1andrew1 30-04-2022 19:26

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Best line on this was the Metro's headline which said he was watching porn during a mass debate in Parliament. :D

Hugh 30-04-2022 19:34

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Originally Posted by Chris (Post 36120642)
To spend more time with his tractor?

https://bestanimations.com/media/tru...ated-gif-2.gif

Brings a whole new meaning to "spanking the Massey"…

joglynne 30-04-2022 20:42

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Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36120648)
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Brings a whole new meaning to "spanking the Massey"…

So now I'm left trying to imagine what the failed download showed. :D

papa smurf 30-04-2022 20:44

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The real story here is why are these women looking at his phone screen, nosey gits.

Hugh 30-04-2022 20:57

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Dave42 30-04-2022 22:12

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Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36120659)
The real story here is why are these women looking at his phone screen, nosey gits.

we all know you never say that if it was a other than a tory MP he did desent thing and resign pity the law breaker won't

Mr K 30-04-2022 22:18

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Tractors do it for me, don't know about anyone else? ;)

It all reminds me of this Little Britain sketch : - https://youtu.be/REpNTi-9oRQ

Comedy has become reality with this Govt.

Sephiroth 01-05-2022 16:02

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Shouldn’t Rayner now need to take care that her indecent escapade doesn’t give her similar grief.

Hugh 01-05-2022 16:44

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephiroth (Post 36120699)
Shouldn’t Rayner now need to take care that her indecent escapade doesn’t give her similar grief.

Eh?

Care to clarify?

Sephiroth 01-05-2022 17:02

Re: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36120706)
Eh?

Care to clarify?


There are confirmed reports in the press that she joked about giveing Boris a flash to put him off.

Dan Hodges in the Mail.


Maggy 01-05-2022 23:23

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephiroth (Post 36120699)
Shouldn’t Rayner now need to take care that her indecent escapade doesn’t give her similar grief.

Oh more whataboutary.How novel and totally unconnected to other threads.:rolleyes:

Mick 02-05-2022 00:09

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It’s only classed as whataboutary when it’s Labour under attack. Funny that. :rolleyes:

1andrew1 02-05-2022 00:10

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephiroth (Post 36120711)

There are confirmed reports in the press that she joked about giveing Boris a flash to put him off.

Dan Hodges in the Mail.


This Tweet sums up the situation:

Quote:

nazir afzal
No need for public inquiry
1: Amanda Platell (Mail 8/1) makes Basic Instinct reference about Rayner
2: Rayner jokes about story in bar week later & in podcast
3: Mail says She actually does it & it’s cos she can’t compete with Johnson (24/4)
4: Dan Hodges ignores where story started
https://twitter.com/nazirafzal/statu...15091993690116

Perhaps then, it's little surprise that the Mail is not seen as a reliable source by Wikipedia.
Quote:

The Daily Mail has been removed as a “reliable source” on Wikipedia after the news group was deemed “generally unreliable”.

Some 12,000 links to the Mail, and its website MailOnline, will now be gradually removed by volunteer editors on the encyclopedia.
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ent...20encyclopedia.

Mick 02-05-2022 00:14

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephiroth (Post 36120711)

There are confirmed reports in the press that she joked about giveing Boris a flash to put him off.

Dan Hodges in the Mail.


Start a new thread about it, show up more of the lies from Rayner, link to the podcast from Jan were she’s actually mentioned it as a joke herself.


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