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There was an angry knock on the door,so
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And the thread got closed to save the server.
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Play nicely or better still don't participate.
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the secret of the cellar was mysteriously finally revealed. |
The next day someone came in and asked if
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why everyone in the house had an extra head
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the answer was simple they were grafted on by...
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..hold on, they're drunk, they see two heads so...
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It was all a dream, waking in a shower...
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....with water streaming down my body I very quietly.......
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Realised that a full body wax wasn’t very sensible...
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....with my in-laws sitting in the room next door!
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Oh no - Room goes silent with jaws wide open..
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... slowly the door opens. Oh no, my mother-in law......
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No dear you are mistaken, Thats MrK in drag ...
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Said djfunkdup hopefully, only to be sadly disappointed as
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...he suddenly realised that it was his own reflection!!!!
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but behind him he saw what could only be ...
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The ghost of his long dead mother in-law naked.
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reminded him of the first time he saw her
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He said she looked aweful,wasnt dressed good and
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He remembered how she used to moan when he
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..cracked his terrible jokes about her bum, but maybe ......
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That was just her way of letting him know
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That she was rather unhappy about his vulgar remarks.
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Meanwhile he courageously came out of the bathroom to discover.......
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an audience of pink unicorns patiently waiting for him.
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This has come as quite a surprise to him.
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Seeing so many horny beasts leering at him was quite.........
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A big shock for a prim and proper man.
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He then realised, of course, that unicorns were really
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..a subliminal message from his subconscious mind reminding him ........
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that insanity comes easy to all cable forum viewers
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Maybe apart from a few, free and independent spirits.
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But in reality they knew they were kidding themselves
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...or were they? Only time, and Odin, will tel...
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talking of Tell did William shoot the apple again ?
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No but he shot the pear in the tree.
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which bounced off the Partridge waiting for next Christmas.
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single to release, since the Family got back together.
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Apart from the man who fell off the wall.
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Waking up in the hospital bed he looked confused
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So he should be after such a big fall.
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“Ooh look, another way to pad my post count.” ;)
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It's such a relief, no arguments, maybe freindships restored? :ghugs:
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Then he thought, “well, that’s a likely story.”
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Uncle Jim swearing loudly and Auntie May swigging Gin. :D
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And soon the coppers are just about to arrive.:shocked:
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...and everyone perks up looking forward to the Stripogram :D :D
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l wonder what the neighbours will think of that.;)
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The residents of the college for the blind thought
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themselves lucky as they were not a pretty sight.
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But there were more appetising sights ahead of them.
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They were particularly looking forward to the braille strippograms
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Oh sensitive fingertips all warmed up ready and waiting ....
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some could imagine what they felt by hand alone
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But were warned no other appendages could be used
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"What should we class as an appendage?" They asked.
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"it's a thing that is attached to something larger"
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They then quietly asked what that something bigger is?.
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You should ask your wife, they said, sniggering quietly
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Nine is about the size of it he replied.
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They thought it was a bit larger then that.
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Looks like you're measuring in centimetres rather than inches...
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With inches it would be too big he says.
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If that makes you feel better, that's all right
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"You all have very big noses " she said wisely.
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"Thank you" said Pinnochio and his wooden toy friends
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And off they went hurt by those tactless remarks.
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Meanwhile, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
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Rebel **** were trying to overthrow the peaceful Empire
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Surely there is a Hero out there ready to ...
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There is certainly a nefarious empire not far off.
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These are not the droids you are looking for
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Oh, I'm not falling for that old trick again!
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said the unicorns looking particularly fetching in neon pink.
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...unitards. If only, they thought, we had a mirror
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but unfortunately, pretty vampire unicorns don't have a reflection
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..shame their bums look so large in shiny Lycra.
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But they do have other tools at their disposal.
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Do you have any batteries for a sonic screwdriver?
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l will ask the handyman if he has one.
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It should charge if you just push it into .......
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The miracle battery charging machine that charges batteries quickly
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and in seconds we are ready to go and ....
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then I realised I was naked so couldn't go....
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But someone else could go to it she said.
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"Go to where?" came the cry from all there!
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Yes! go to Where north of Here near There
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Their hair can't hear but can wear our there
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, because of the gale force winds in that area
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Someone should tell Gail not to eat all those beans!
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The Tilsleys were renowned for their flatulence throughout Weatherfield.
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You could smell it even around five miles away.
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Then we realised that’s just the way Manchester smells...
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and realised the War of the Roses still raged.
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And it will go on raging given your enemies.;)
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Although Yorkshire thinks of them as enemas, not enemies...
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