Celebrity Big Brother 2016 UK
 

in here please express all your views on the celebs in CBB.


15 to 1 ( CBB poem sin - WTF ) 29.07.16



welcome to my run down

poetry is one of my sins

he may well have got the jungle crown

do you have high hopes for biggins.

second in was up beat

did she cross the wire

to mimic her dad went down a treat

already got a connection with saira.

Frankie was in third

full on and progressive

in no way a nerd

but I am sure he will be expressive.

number four is no return to sender

albert square is no good

it will be interesting not to see the eastender

who exactly is ricky norwood.

bring in some corruption

renee will be the orchestra

will the mafia be having a internal irruption

could we love or be a hater.

number 6 was a Georgie sure liner

can you guess her arsenal

for a male or female is her vagina

its meant to be the best one in Newcastle.

number 7 is a broadcaster

james needs a rest so open to cloud or sunny

will speaking his mind need a plaster

I liked his honesty about going in for the money.

never heard of number eight

maybe I need a reader like my adobe

the brutal honesty I will congratulate

can she live up to it Aubrey.

steven is number nine

again reality tv is the preach

to think the world is flat is fine

12 to 1 odds to win equals more hope then x on the beach.

Katie is enthusiastic

will she be dissolved

the positive look is fantastic

but will she get involved.

one more reality star

I am to ashamed to fib

lewis is already looking to spa

he is ready to go off at anyone who gives him jib.

number 12 will be a slow burner

the resemblance to sir cliff did shock

grant was married to anthea turner

he said himself he has been around the block.

will 32 HHH back destroy

number 13 will be very showy

I have every single magazine of her in playboy

but will there be any substance from chloe.

colin was second from last

100% he is the one and only dominator

known as heavy D to the cast

this is the intro to the bomminator.

the final one had no rage

on point and as quick as a panther

best known for the 3rd page

dripping with confidence is samatha.

on went the head phones

but the dance was not silent

the next 4 weeks CBB owns

this show is cruel but so funny its violent.

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over the ocean and over the sea - welcome saira to tv that's reality 30.07.16



like a bomb that's ticking

saira is going to irrupt

so strong minded she's unable for tricking

her face drop is so deep its corrupt.

can saira change television

put class into reality

ahead of her is one hell of a mission

its imbedded so life to most is normality.

will BB grind

or has saira got a stronger determination

looking forward to the up wind

her playing the me would give gratification.

with her heart on her sleeve

i'm not confident she can hide her emotions

really looking forward to any saira receive

if she can do its equivalent to swimming an oceans.

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10 things I hate about Frankie ( the poem being number 1 ) 31.7.16

this is very hard to view
but it was inspirational
firstly I hate trying not to stew
now getting a little irrational.
the second thing is spillage
franky has taken my lime
he better not over take my village
because I will well and truly be doing time.
the third thing is the print
his arms are a smudge
like sams chat with james I got the hint
love is love it won't ever fudge.
starting to strain
number four is the quiff
just like bigins and being boss with the cain
so what if it causes a riff.
number five is the voice
it really is not all good
America is no way a choice
but I would send Frankie back to Hollywood.
number six is the lyrics
mine are better and I won't boast
most HM were on false hysterics
shame still stretching from coast to coast.
number seven is glorious
adds to frankies ego
in my eyes he will never be BB fabulous
we need to knock him down like lego.
3rd from the finish
and the barrel I am scrapping
number 8 I wish I could vanish
the smile from cheek to cheek needs escaping.
second from last is brutal
something about booty and renaming
to frankie I will be direct and spiteful
I hope I have delivered this with shamming.
onto my last hate
it was the poem that made me jealous
it kills me that Frankie I have to coagulate
because the poem was absolutely glorious.

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/task-...-his-ego-day-2

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red and blue siara alert - shawshank redemption WTF 01.08.16

just like in shawshank
I was running bets like "red"
saira's confidence was as if I needed "ask frank"
first to crack and early to bed.
not sure where I stand
to the reader I might scare
mixed if I want to offer a helping hand
can not believe I supported bear.
it is a different circle
saira is in to deep
to the gutter drop it is vertical
turning the game round and the rewards would reap.
yes the lights are flashing
it was like a pack of hyena's shredding
lets not all be bear bashing
if siara plays on the gelatine expect beheading.
the alert is major
watch this space for the emergency
if you hear anything contact my pager
I will be round with a pen a paper and efficiency.

( just like in every prison - on every message board there is a con - and when my eyes did meet saira - I must admit - I did not expect she would be the first one to crack. - got to go as have to hide this laptop - screw coming. )

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grant to stay - he has more to loose then james 02.08.16

　

we have our couple

now seeds i will plant

neither going will leave me supple

2 great house mates are james and grant.

it was sad to see the triangle

the end was a upsetting scenario

grant and rebuilding his reputation did tangle

but for marni i don't think its quite cheerio.

you can not fight addiction

at least until you hit rock bottom

unlike bear and his lady garden friction

you no grant is jealous and inside rotten.

heavyD is also love struck

will he be shredding tears

not sure how he would buck

confusion over the 6 years.

onto my conclusion

its time to choose

this is a sick choice be under no illusion

grant has to stay as he's got more to loose.

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machines - back to humans - queen alert no more patience for georgy boy 04.08.16

　

its a machine's world

humans ain't got no soul

chloe done nothing for the weld

pushing heavyD to a loss of control.

nearly a pull and a shove

i expected nothing less

putting on the glove

but for bear it was the wrong guess.

the house romance is technical

its not about desire

marnie and lewis are machines not exceptional

both have watched and understand the wire.

it will malfunction

all machines need maintenance

this is strictly queen at this junction

for george i have no more patience.

thank you for the task

it really was robotic

when i village post i will use a mask

because i am sure to the highgate humans this is exotic.

　

( i have try ed my hardest to get this to the queen and visited the palace this very morning but for a certain G i have no more patience lol. i love it when big brother gives me the opportunity to bring in great songs that are less well known. if you are still unsure what the song is - like a queen machine i will leave a link. enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX6vPWW8n-I )

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is it mental ? 05.08.16



it is care in the community

required is assistance

not a game plan fighting for immunity

this is bears existence.

with no slow down

ADHD is my diagnosis

some may think I am talking brown

in the village they may assume I have psychosis.

its clear there is no switch

if you are ill there is no understanding

how comes judy james did not snitch

her psychology was not landing.

it is very entertaining

television on 5 is a great rental

now your eyes will be straining

a bad description for CBB is simply "mental".

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DJ Grandpa leaves BB heads to EE 06.08.16
　
this was not my choice
i am disappointed
why not remove the man with no voice
the mix would be more disjointed.
grant had some use
unlike james who is spare
he might have hanged himself is a noose
with drink flowing so would truth or dare.
winegate was a detox
emotions were plenty
out of the shell is coming the fox
"whats happened to rikki" why empty.
how will marnie survive
no snuggles will leave her colder
could a bit of music drive
step in DJ grandpa.
grant has left the BB palace
being in albert square was naughty
i best not mention JR and dallas
grant will be fixed on EE as albert square welcomes courtney.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F2QWSsjsBM

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bisexual - bye biggins 07.08.16

drawing to a closure
it gives cream but does not go with strawberry
the picture had powerful exposure
not to rise to it shows the power of aubrey.
back to the begging
but will it go with other TV sins
for christopher it has no grinning
so sorry i feel for biggins.
a total shock
its the only way to describe
try anything sexual is my ????
but christopher counteracted all his gay pride.
of the community he is a pillar
well known for his huge personality
from the king of a jungle to a wriggling caterpillar
the CBB blow will prove to be a fatality.
over to the Eastend
was it the lack of gangster that did sway
to katie ricky was a true friend
his diplomacy was as powerful as ron and reg kray.
the dance was the icing
to a song that gives hope and fight
for ricky i am now higher pricing
like his singing " everything is going to be alright".


( I think like Christopher I best leave cable lol. )

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who goes - will poetry ever decide ? 08.08.16
　
we have our three
and it is congratulation
not the apple but slashing the tree
because i see guilty by association.
siara has chilled
she's staying as a resident
with her own moral code she's filled
it equals 100% consistent.
heavyD is pure humour
but his rage is on the boarder line
rising nicer then a bakers bloomer
heavy's yeast was the wine.
lewis is confident and forceful
does he stand his ground
he's black and white and not colourful
to planet boredom he is bound.
we need to break the tag
are they as strong with out each other
both need a crouch and have a wag
on tuesday please take out lewis or bear lets smother.

yes I am back - tell a friend - yes he is back yes he is back

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the fcuk connection - coming to a street near you 09.08.16

　

disrespect is trouble

have you seen "scar face"

elvira is most certainly not a bubble

chloe did tonight live up and disgrace.

yes i see the web-cam slander

for legal reasons i won't respond

my credit card is proof chloe was propaganda

i still had to go out and wave my wand.

a bit of meat

i can only hope young lady's have the hump

no speciality or treat

chloe by definition means "easy rump".

with very little intellect

but assets that do balloon

don't even bother arguing its not politically correct

the "chloe fcuk connection" is coming soon.

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good bye and thank you siaairaa 10.08.16
　
with a name hard to pronounce
to a very strong personality
weight in gold to every ounce
the ending happened fully understanding tv reality.
you was fantastic
never did you surrender
your standing position was elastic
how i wish just as vocal was the eastender.
very consistent
with a heart that did bleed
no one can say your not persistent
but to chloe and bear you was wrong to feed.
your best was with colin
constantly correcting his pronunciation
if you done mind games you would be boiling
the CBB winner would have been a great annunciation.

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gangsters paradise - have we the power to bring down 11.08.16

　

four are in selection

but a twist will follow

one will get a exception

a huge reprieve and more time to borrow.

my first to get the fire

renee will be supporting

with no quality's to desire

this bear needs deporting.

with a game plan that's progressive

bear needs the ditch

the same old makes it suppressive

this reality star is really making me itch.

protection for all games

he has fallen into the trap

what significance is james

with a head you want to polish and not slap.

the other two are renting

from renee and marnie we get value

all over the house marnie is sexually scenting

but i love the gangsters paradise venue.

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sleep = bear 12.08.16



we have seen everything

drop won't our jaw

no more can he bring

empty is the cupboard that does store.

yes at first it was thrilling

I thought he did need a brain scan

right through me the voice was drilling

it was as irritating as paul danan.

we have our opportunity

tonight the bear can sleep

take this animal out of the community

his game plan is boring repetitive and cheap.

I don't like cruelty

but sympathy please spare

if you are a fan of CBB show loyalty

I can not do 2 more weeks with this bear.

james may not get involved

bears game plan is not matching

everything around him is revolved

so tonight lets put to sleep and have catching.

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bye bye double D 13.08.16

to the reader
i must show my disgust
you choose for me not to be a leader
and evicted huge bust.
in me is anger
you are all glutton
chloe maybe a useless banger
but i now relize this village is mutton.
her voice was irratting
like top heavy and pressure on hips
not sure how how many STI your accumilating
the put off for me was the huge lips.
it won't effect the dynamic
on bears face was pure relief
chloe will not leave a gap thats gigantic
which is more proof bear is a reality star chief.
no morals loyalty in code
we must remember his mission
the reality star is making me explode
next opertunity please get bear off our television.

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bear - heavyD - lewis - renee 15.08.16

　

here again is the board for chopping

calling is a eviction

listen carefully so this shows not flopping

even if i am a hypercritical contradiction.

we all no bear is automatic

you must be bored of his procedures

i am a BB fanatic

but bear and obvious is giving me seizures.

lewis is my silver medal

reality TV and show romance does creep

him and marnie are on a tandem and cycle

its time we put fakeness to sleep.

renee is a gold block

her ranting has staying power

i love her expressions about sucking ????

of CBB she is a flower.

heavyD is easily swayed

a big kid who lands in trouble

by bear he was clearly being played

but enjoy and lets not burst his bubble.

the 2 I want evicted are written

from my two please choose

its time the reality TV stars are bitten

infarct i would prefer if both we loose.

ending with a betrayal

its no sweet chocolate from cadbury

the hate for james will reach the daily mail

classic now on the turn is aubrey.

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thank you good bye to the boominator 17.08.16

　

with the public is disappointment

the wrong person left the room

fans are taking away the enjoyment

its not appropriate for me to include "boom".

colin gives us confrontation

to me it was cream and strawberry

the pressure was rising faster then inflation

the icing is addressing aubrey.

we had our opportunity

now left with a deep scar

why give lewis and bear one more immunity

absolutely bored senseless of the reality star.

to colin i say farewell

ear drums are no longer a grater

i am heading to the village on my stairwell

because i have to say thank you and good bye to the boominator.

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rennie -rapid ( ruthless ) 18.08.16



it is very effective

straight to the root

if you have indigestion be selective

there is no better up shoot.

should I compare

can katy be as brutal

colin did dare

katy's explosion was fruitful.

this pain is in sinking

its faster then a black panther

now competition I am linking

for bear nominating,angry is samatha.

Tuesday was heavyD departure

bear,james,lewis ,samatha, ricki are on nerve

now I want to be frank sinartra

do it my way and don't let bear or lewis swerve.

now pain I want to silence

the pinch was as painful as a lobster

the way renee nominated was pure violence

its proof she's connected to the mobster.

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just deserts 19.08.16

　

a master manipulator

you have us wrapped round finger

hopefully on the down escalator

you deserve a red face stinger.

a total user

you don't have one caring bone

its been the "bear" show with no diffuser

adverts "x on the beach" shows ch5 favoritism tone.

fantastic was your girlfriend delivery

to the max has been her humiliation

the exact opposite of shivery

did it cross your mind when giving chloe penetration.

i won't get to excited

justice is not always sweet

the betting shops odds are uninvited

according to them he's favorite to land on his feet.

we need change its imperative

the deserts will be the icing

the reality star and BB is negative

if bear wins just deserts will be out pricing.

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cheque please - goodness gracious lewis 20.08.16

　

i got 50% of my ask

so i can not grumble

i will pop in at the flask

cheers to all the drinks are on mr humble.

thank you to all voters

getting it right is rare

99% wrong are my normal quoter's

happiness is time to share.

lewis is a player

all done with a look that is smug

cut the hair is my prayer

but i don't care as he's down the plug.

well done for finding the bubble

but the love is far from pure

the world wind romance is as reliable as my stubble

thankfully no more do i have to endure.

you were the side kick

but now the monkey needs a blinder

audreys picture maybe be sick

but she perfectly painted the organ grinder.

for james i will end quiet

biting your tong was pure ease

from CBB was like running from a riot

i no your final two words "cheque please".



http://www.theflaskhighgate.com/find-us one of the best pubs in the best village in the world.

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foxpetition 21.08.16

　

would you like entry

free is this competition

the price is the best in a century

but there is one term and condition.

you must not be competitive

defeat must not turn you yellow

i will offer you a great incentive

if only you never forced the marsh-mellow.

take loosing with salt

its only a tiny pinch

no good blaming bear its not his fault

samatha range made me flinch.

yes bear was winding

ricci try ed to divert

samatha is going to wish for rewinding

she will see why bear is a reality tv expert.

marnies tears are flowing

missing lewis already is my leak

will page 3 still be glowing

the double did bring out the competitive streak.

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thank god its Christmas (QUEEN ALERT) - tune provided 22.08.16

it is all about sharing
xmas did set the scene
aubrey has proved with out a doubt she's caring
starting to feel she's evergreen.
she gives up her time
and helps 4 legged stray friends
she is no gold digger but loves slime
great wrist action for sure shoots and sends.
the house was festive
only lacking was "queen" and "mercury"
that would have gone down like a tea and a digestive
"thank god its christmas" is paramount like turkey.
lets end merry
don't worry it has free providing
the desert was the cherry
thank you CBB for the pudding ridding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r8bZCXdVNA

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squeaky bum time - it will scar the village 23.08.16

　

on i did not cotton

but did find it freaky

all over the www. is bears bottom

i now understand his word squeaky.

don't knock any experience

in love you have to be liberal

i done every position with no inconvenience

delete all videos of me doing oral.

but i draw the line

and i won't cut you any sack

no one can possible decline

did you see the foreplay with franky and bears crack.

in the village this will disgust

i am going to post and run faster then a panther

thank you for tuesdays and preventing rust

so happy booted was katy and samatha.

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i am so NOT tired of america - rufus ! aubrey or renee to win 25.08.16





i have a verdict

it might make me walk the plank

both have views and morals not eccentric

but the UK needs a winning ya nk.

unlike gary busey

both have own ammunition

firing quicker then a uzi

helped me reach my final decision.

i loved the resilience

aubrey back bone was not shattered

alike ricci who has showed wrong alliance

i am sure all E20 won't be flattered.

let me buy a drink to persuade

don't refuse or say nah

we must not have a winner that does fade

sorry ricci but stay out of club tropicarna.

shame on marnie

your music knowledge is very low

i have no interest is google and your poonanie

the word i am looking for is GO GO.

my winners are down

but have they won the fight

i am making my own way to town

with a little help from rufus wainwright.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtVy...Vyl402W5s#t=30

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celebrity big brother - celebrity big hater 27.08.16
　
i am at the end of my tether
shame will be proved by any historian
this is no birds of a feather
but the cheek is more then dorien.
you have done yourself no favours
the let down will haunt
deadwood manipulation had similar flavours
but aaron allard-morgan is how i taunt.
the game has lost all justice
wore thin now is the novelty
you can not enter if you are a novice
the green card is if you are a queen or king of reality.
big brother you need a shake
am i being a clear translator
the manipulation is crystal and so fake
because your reality TV is turning me into a hater.