The world ends tomorrow!!
 

I wish these idiots would give me more warning. I've got things I could have done if I'd have known.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...ble-fellowship

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Oh no not this babble again.:td:

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Just cos it's my birthday..and I'm off on holiday..Really mean of them..Couldn't they wait until next week?

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I think this one's for real though denphone.

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Well a minority of brainwashed dunderheads might believe it but alas a large majority don't my dear chap.:)

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Mark:13:32: But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.

The "eBible fellowship" prophesy from their Two Towers seem to have predicted the wrong date for The Return of the King.

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What drivel. Every few years one sect or another predicts doomsday. I remember when I was a teenager at 6th form college the Jehover's witnesses there were convinced the world was about to end. :rolleyes: Mind you the country did vote to remain in the Common Market...:erm:

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Anyone noticed that the sky is looking a bit strange?

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Its nice and sunny down here in deepest Devon.:Sun::Sun:

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Cool. let us know when it starts going orange like it is here.

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/...2015/10/32.jpg

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I think they could be right. I have manflu/ebola/aids

ugh.....

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Well if its going to be by fire then they had better do something about the rain here. After yesterdays downpour every things to sodden to burn

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There is absolutely no truth whatsoever in the rumour that the World is about to e

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Manflu :Yikes:

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I think I can hear hooves in the distance

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Shinigami's coming to take your souls.

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That would have been my point. As a Christian I do believe Jesus is coming back, this time as king but we do NOT know when.

Some cult groups have updated and reinterpreted their dates multiple times as predictions have proved inaccurate.

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I've always wondered about that.
will he come back in his old clothes? or will he come in a suit? or will he come in a pair of jeans and a T-shirt?

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Don't hold your breath. Nearly 2000 years of complete silence and counting.

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2,000 years to make a comeback is quite a long time.

and "complete silence" in all that time is the one that tells you a lot.

but you have to wonder what he does with himself everyday.
for the last 2,000 years.

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Well Elvis made a comeback with a few remixes after 30 years.

If one King can do it im sure another can after 2000 years.

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Five billion copies sold of the Word of God, is hardly 'complete silence'.

As for how he will look, well, I'd say beard, robes and sandals. Omnipotence is timeless.

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Do you think he's still wearing the same 2000 year old pants?

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Fixed that for you.....

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Your concern is duly noted. You do know that he will know that you are still wearing your 1982 pants don't you Gary?

'Alleged' by at least 2.2 billion people who will reassure you that far from being heavily adulterated, The Word is protected by, erm, God.

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They would have more skidmarks than the M4!

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You're seriously trying to suggest that events weren't shifted and moved to coincide with pagan festivals by oh I don't know the Roman Empire ?

Faith, I understand. Blind faith I don't but I'm interested to understand how someone possesses it ? It's something I can't get my head round

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Do not think, young Skywalker; feel.

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Do anyone have an time for the World to end?

Will that be UK, Europe or USA time?

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Tomorrow never comes.

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Either it didn't happen or we're in some crazy alternative matrix like existance.

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I'm sure he washes and irons them.

he does have a washing machine? and an iron?

do you seriously expect me to believe that he still washes them down by the stream after all these years?

what stream?

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Maybe they're Primarni? 50p wear once and then bin them ?

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That's why I think he's going to turn up in a pair of jeans and T-shirt.

but if it's not going to be for another 2,000 years. then it'll be space age clothes.

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He'd look a right wally in that.
you wouldn't take him seriously.

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Heaven sucks, it's exactly like when i was alive yesterday.

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Which means you're not dead otherwise you'd be dressed in rags, sandals and herding goats. Biblical heaven. :D

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Thing is, if they want to study the Bible to the point where they feel prepared for the End of days then they ought to have read where it says no-one (not even Jesus) knows when it will happen.

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:rolleyes:

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I'm sure Jesus's dad has told him since that was written.

it's very clever though. not giving a definate date. otherwise the Bible would have been debunked long before it already has.

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That's Biblical Scholars 1 Gary 0 I think. Unless you feel your incisive expose makes you the scorer Gaz :)

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I think you're confusing the Bible with the Koran.

As far as I'm aware the vast majority of Christians most definitely do not take the Bible literally or consider the entire thing the infalliable word of God. Even the Bible doesn't consider itself in its entirety to be the word of God, there are passages that explicitly state they are not the word of God, but that of the author.

This in no way diminishes Christianity. Quite the opposite I would suggest.

As a case in point both the Pope and the Archbishop of Canterbury apparently believe in evolution and are fine with post-Big Bang cosmology. Takes a fair amount of 'interpretation' to reconcile a literal reading of Genesis with evolution and cosmology.

The Koran in the eyes of many of its adherents, however.... :eek:

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Even if the date given was, say, 10,000 CE?

I'm big on science and evidence but not sure we could debunk the Bible based on something not due to happen for several millennia. There are a whole bunch of ways we could be extinguished between now and then.

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Plenty of us see Creationism and Evolution working together. People only tend to listen to the ones who disagree with the notion...

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I was thinking more 1957 or say 2000.

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Not the Young Earth variety that comes from a literal interpretation of Genesis, et al, though.

I was pretty clear on what I was referring to.

I went to some pains to ensure the clarity.

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Diversionary much?

Word of God/spiritual guidance call it what you will but I wouldn't say it has ever been completely silent.

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Which is why I said nothing about Young Earth. Not biting today Carl ;)

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Okay... :confused:

Evidently I read too much into your apparent response to me regarding something I didn't actually say. The implication in the response was I thought pretty clear. Given that you, Sir, were the one who posted provocatively. My response was nothing besides a clarification. I wasn't 'fishing' in any way. I think you're a little too used to being baited.

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I respectfully disagree, but then we inevitably fundamentally disagree on the source of such 'guidance'.

I'd also point out I was directly addressing a specific point you made that I don't think can be backed up - that the Bible is entirely unadulterated and protected by God. It was translated by humans. It was compiled by humans. I am not a scholar of such things but I am not aware of such scholars who would concur with your statement.

I also pointed out that what you are saying is exactly what a fundamental Muslim would say about the Koran.

Not diversionary in the slightest. Your viewpoint is just somewhat more 'fundamentalist' than the heads of both the Anglican and Catholic churches.

On that note this is, as always, a hot button topic and one regrettably not too amenable to dispassionate discussion. Any further attempts from me to do so seem futile even if I am just responded to existing posts. I'm out. :)

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Provocatively!? A little too much atheist paranoia there I think mate ;)

Both our points have now been clarified :)

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But what has the flying spaghetti monster got to say about this?

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Oi, stop touching my noodly appendage !!!

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*Sigh* I missed the end of the world ... again .. :erm:

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Yeh. Dave gets to live another day.
and Jesus can still make an appearance.

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The concurrence of others is not important to me. Nor do I feel the need to "back up" the statement that the word of God is protected. Believe it or don't.

You confuse fundamentalism (literal translation) with faith (spiritual guidance).

I am surprised you withdraw from a topic that fascinates you.

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It's early yet...

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Don't worry there'll be plenty of other opportunities... :)

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These are the official ones that are coming up.
2020, 2021, 2026, 2060, 2120, 2129, 2200, 2239, 2280, 11120, 500 million, 5 billion,

I'll probably miss the last 2 or 3.
I'll be in heaven chasing the sheep across the clouds.

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I have for a long time believed that all religions are man made and started off as just a way of keeping the population in check during a time of superstitions and over the past 1000 years has grown to a major money making spin.

As for evolution people are gonna laugh at my beliefs but there is evidence to support it.

I believe that we were created as a species by Alien intervention, many ancient drawings depict visitors from out of space etc. I also believe that the story of Atlantis to be true, i believe we once held technology far beyond what we have now and for some reason it was taken off us.

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A bit like the church of scientology.

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The Ancients moved to the Andromeda galaxy and we defeated the Goa'uld and buried the stargate.