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Why is it life is so hard sometimes? It seems every-time I try and take a step up the ladder, someone is always pulling me down.

Someone please post something funny to cheer me up :)

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I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how drunk you are again"

I said, "I'm not drunk"

She said, "Yes you are"

I said, "No I'm bloody not"

She said, "Can you tell the time"

I walked up to the clock and I said, "I'm not bloody drunk!"

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omg, thats so bad i had to smile :)

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A N G B

that's bang out of order!

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whats bang out of order? what did i miss?

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;)

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My son made up this joke when he was about 4. Never could work out why we all laughed but it still makes me grin.

Q, "Why does the Doctor stand on his head?"

A, "To count his nuts of course!"

Oh to be four years old again. Life was a lot simpler. :)

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The Miley Cyrus DVD
The box of tissues
and the jar of Vaseline.

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I dont think she is pretty :), I'm still in love with Liz of this morning fitness ;)

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that was a joke by the way..........i like gwen stefani, cascada, rhianna.......cheryl cole. :)

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I always of dream of Gemer Merna from Holloaks, as I lay there in bed, she looks down at me with those lovely blue eyes and says here you are love a nice cup tea... than I wake up startled and find the ruddy cat sitting on my face.

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now shes nice , but also a bit false :)

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Well if you can go from asking about a crisis loan to buying a house in cash in such a short amount of time, I'd love to know why you're feeling down or why you think life is so hard.

That said I don't wish ill on anyone. So keep your chin up. :)

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You think money brings happiness? If and when I asked about a crisis loan was about 5 years ago. Why do you feel it necessary to try and undermine my posts all the time? Can someone not feel a bit ****ed off for other reasons?

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I ask because sometime people forget how well off they are and not just in the money sense.

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I won't link to it for reasons that will become clear but if you're on twitter do a search for "explain the image". Tickles me no end :)

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Let's try again shall we?

Less of the attitudes towards each other and be more civil and absolutely no name calling.

Definition of Civil:-

i) Adequate in courtesy and politeness

Should a team member have to act on this thread again, it will close and the people responsible for it's closure getting an infraction/warning.

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I see now.......... OMG how the hell did i miss that

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Thank you...I'm saying nothing but........... :)

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“What do you call a pink flower that comes back from the dead? A re-in-carnation.”

"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"

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Everyone feels that way at times if you feel your issues are beyond the normal go and see a doctor and get professional help. Airing it on a public forum like this is unlikely to help if you are really that screwed up.:)

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this always makes me chuckle. the more you watch it, the funnier it gets....

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carnage!!! lol. I love the sunnies flying off from the right!!

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I know ,it's always the sunnies that come off and never the ......:(

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I feel sorry for that blonde one.

he must have really hurt his head.

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Glad it finally dawned on you!