Two ice cream men being investigated by police.
 

Mr Yummy goes up to Mr Whippy and smashes his window. Mr Whippy then bangs Mr Yummy from behind. you can see some liquid come out in front of Mr Whippy.
Mr Yummy then gets back in his van and drives off, with Mr Whippy right behind him.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-18393599

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Will someone think of the children!!!

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I know. it does say that they did it right in front of children.

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Shocking...

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Trade must be getting tight, we have had a virtually 365 day Ice Cream Van service in our grove, sometimes up to 4 times a day until we started to build our ark.

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I'm sure there's a good one-liner in there somewhere. I just can't think of it right now :p::)

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Sounds a bit flaky to me

Also, which one called the police ? Did they dial 99

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This sort of thing was common in Scotland about 20 years ago, in fact the 'Glaswegian Ice Cream Wars' were the basis for Kevin Allen's film Twin Town.

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The bloke who shot the footage put it on Youtube, where it became an overnight sensation. Presumably, a bored copper browsing for porn then stumbled across it.

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Well I know my puns were crap but I didn't think that they would go completely unnoticed :o:

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Yes, I suspected that. My excuse is that I'm not much of an ice cream man. :erm: :D

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they didn't ,it's just with a name like yours we all think you are the ringleader and are scared to talk to you :D

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It's a start :D
That's just cold :p:

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surprised those old vans didn't break up into hundreds and thousands

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This thread needs to be milked for all its worth.

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as long as one of the mods doesn't come along and give all a ROCKET it'll be FAB :D

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We don't know anyone funny enough :(

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We need Nugget, or Nikko, or Kink even, for those old enough to remember.

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They're lucky no-one pulled out MAGNUMs

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Here is a bit more on the story with an interview with one of the drivers.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-18402395

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I bet they were selling more than Ice Cream, one Asian Ice Cream seller round here was caught selling bootleg tobacco and drugs like cocaine, amphetamines.

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Hmm, someone should dub Worf's voice from Startrek First contact on that video

"Prepare for RAMMING speed!"