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End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
I had a quick mooch and couldn't see any other threads on this, anyway, that reknowned nutcase Harold Camping believes the end of the world begins this Saturday with 200 million Christians being raptured.
http://www.familyradio.com/ Fortunately most Christian leaders are rubbishing it rather than whipping everyone up into a pointless frenzy. Anybody want to have a sweepstake on what excuse he'll use when he wakes up on Sunday morning and nothing's changed? |
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Best bumper sticker I ever saw was in Atlanta, which said -
"If the Rapture comes, grab the steering wheel!"....:D |
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"The Bible Guarantees It", eh! So obviously not going to happen then ;)
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Should solve the population problem, food and energy shortages at a stroke for us atheists. :D |
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I wonder if we could delay it 'till the end of the upcoming two parter of Doctor Who. I'd hate to die not knowing what happened.
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End of the world? Apocolypse? Has anyone told "Buffy"? She's usually good at handling those ;)
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Just in case it does end could I say it's been nice knowing you all. :)
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Ideally he'll have realised he has lived large swathes of his life under a delusion and set about actually living his life as a free human being rather than cowtowing to a mythical deity.
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papasmurf.
"vox populi vox dei" - the voice of the people is the voice of a dog. Yes, another West Wing fan here ;):D |
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Pro. tip: It's not actually supposed to be the end of the world on Saturday, just the beginning of the end of the world so don't take out your huge bank loans to fritter away on coke and hookers just yet.
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Well I wouldn't waste it on coke. Never have drunk that horrible stuff ;):p::D
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knowing my luck, I'll win the Euromillions on Friday night...
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Here's a thought....
Everyone buys a blowup doll, fills it with helium, and releases it at exactly 12 Noon. |
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i think its very inconsiderate of god to end it the day before UTD lift the title, can we not just throw him a sacrifice i nominate my wife, can i get a second plzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Is it because Britain's got Talent is on?
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No you have to give yourself up as a sarfice and be happy about it https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/...2011/05/32.gif
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I love these doomsday predictions from loonies. There was one not so long ago that said the same thing and nothing happened, then there was Y2K, they really looked like fools with that one.
I do think something is going to happen in 2012 though, but I dont think it's going to end the world. I think theres a slight possibility of solar activity causing major disruption to power grids and sattelites which worse case would see us all with no power or technology for a few weeks or months, but it's hardly the end of the world. I'll probably be drunk this saturday so if anything happens i wont know about it anyway, just dont end the world before britains got talent. |
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No cast of please Yuk! :D:D:D
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Pfft no end of the world this saturday my watercooling system won't have finished leak testing by then :).
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wait up it cant be the end of the world my wife hasnt done that thing she would do if the world ended (first word- sounds like Joe, second word sounds like bob) if it does end anyway i wanna go hell yeippy
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At least I'm allowed to enjoy my birthday before armageddon strikes :D
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As already mentioned and just to bring some facts in to this thread, nobody is saying the world will end tomorrow. The Rapture is believed by some to be the starting point of the end of the world which actually takes 7 years so it would still be some time away. What is believed will happen is all the Christians in the world will disapear at once and the rest of you are left to fend for yourself as the anti-Christ rises to power. He will be very charismatic and seen as being almost saint-like (think Tony Blair in 1997) and certainly no-one will guess who he is.
Cue loads of natural disasters, wars etc. Then the battle to end all battles, but you can find out more about that yourself :) |
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I've bookmarked that website. I expect I'll get a chance to read it properly when I get home from church on Sunday.
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I confidently predict that won't be necessary. :D
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actually that's a bit of a relief as I don't see myself being around in seven years :)
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---------- Post added at 11:05 ---------- Previous post was at 11:03 ---------- One for thing is for sure. If Russ and Chris suddenly do disappear and the four horseman arrive the rest of us will be feeling pretty silly....on the plus side we do get to watch the Champions League final. Take that Russ! |
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I might go to church on Sunday, just to hear the religious excuses of why nothing happened!
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I do want to find a forum with people who believe this and following their posts tommorow. :D |
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End of the world??? oh plums it'll be murder in ASDA later
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I believe the Rapture and End of the World will occur if that's any help? Only I have no reason to expect it to happen tomorrow or in 10, 20 or even 100 years' time. If they're going to read the bible word for word then they'd know that not even Big J knows when it'll happen so I'd have to doubt the predictive abilities of the guy in the OP. |
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Anyway I don't want to get all maudlin. |
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Surely this whole end of the world thing is a load of rubbish, as if people are really going to fall for it
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Actually if it it does I'll be mighty peeved at having paid off my CC bill..;)
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Well, while the timescale may be off. One day the world WILL end so they will get it right eventually :)
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Is it just me or has this nutjob sort of buggered himself by announcing this to his follwers i mean what happens when they wake up sunday it's going to be a bit hard to keep the faith going isn't it. Even taking what Russ says if any of them are still here in eight years they are going to be thinking something is a little wrong.
Now i know i have given a little serious thought to something totally stupid but you do have to wonder how much of a nutter you have to be to buy into this rubbish. Out of curiosity how does all this happen anyway spaceships come down take them to another world or the clouds come down swallow them all up and they go off for tea and sarnies with god ?. |
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---------- Post added at 12:55 ---------- Previous post was at 12:52 ---------- I think this is all Bull plop, if the world ends tomorrow I'll give every one here £1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 :D |
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Oh dear previous prediction and they are all still here says it all about them really doesn't it no hope for them :(.
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From what I can gather, you still have time to save yourself. you just need to let God know that you believe in him and you will be saved.
a bit like a once in a lifetime limited offer. you only have a few hours left. so get to it people. Some good videos here. music is really good too. http://www.may-212011.com/ |
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I wonder how many of his followers, or even he, have given away their savings to ease the final weeks and days of the poor. After all they can't take anything with them and have no need to try to save for a rainy day.
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I thiink that would be the best thing to do. You would be lonely now without them :D:D:D:D
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Would have thought it would have been better to go straight to the top; ie the father not the son ;)
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Looks like my Lie in my get extended then. :D
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Well, until Oct 21st anyway ;)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13468131 |
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200 million people being ruptured tomorrow -best stay clear of A+E;)
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I'm planting runner beans tomorrow..
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If I don't post on Sat, then you know where I am.
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As predicted there was begger-all left in ASDA. No copies of LA Noire left so we know what everyone is doing tonight!
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It's currenty 5.18am in Canberra and nothing to report as yet.
Do you think they've got held up, or have they decided to skip Australia? |
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It's still Friday in america and don't forget, Jesus works on US-time :D
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Bill Tinker has decided that since his pets can't go where he's going, he intends to have them put to sleep.
"I don't want them to be suffering if the earthquake doesn't kill them," he said Thursday, outside his chaotically cluttered home on 1st Avenue. The Bible-quoting proselytizer owns two parrots, three cats and a small dog. If he believes what he believes is true then he's only looking after the animals interests.:rolleyes: http://www.sonomanews.com/News-2011/...-to-kill-pets/ |
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The "jokes" thread is that way ---->
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well it seems to be getting off to a slow start - unless i'm the only one left alive :shocked:
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The big fusion reactor in the sky is burning brightly, the earth is stable, people aren't randomly disappearing.
Physics 1 - 0 Rapture. |
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Guess I'll be planting runner beans then..Anyone heard any excuses yet?
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Guess i do have time to cook that big fry up for breakfast :)
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Bring it on!!!
Been waiting for this for a long time :rolleyes: |
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Don't mock. the sky looked a bit weird earlier.
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Well clearly we're all still here :D
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I read somewhere the 'time' is 18:00 in the US so that's 23:00 here.
And that's assuming it's on the east coast time zone... Still holding breath - lol. |
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You are so annoyed that the world is not going to end?
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His argument is not ridiculous, unless you want to now retract every statement dealing with freedom of religion. If this man is not able to humanely put down his animals because he loves them and is worried about the, than the wall of separation of church and state is now moot.
I didn't realise freedom of religion included destroying healthy, adoptable animals due to one's superstitious beliefs. Silly me. |
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I wanted to know whether he's still wearing old fashioned clothes or whether he's moved with the times. |
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Well having had a good fry up i can now go to my grave knowing the worms will get a good feed :LOL:
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What a load of bunkum when l heard this on the news this morning.
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Our local religious cat lady has disappeared so who knows lol that said they havn't checked the local boozers yet and when she normally goes missing it's there she is found will keep you updated :D.
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