The Royal Wedding 2011
 

The big day draws closer for Will's & Kate. Have you got your royal wedding sick bag at the ready?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12551726

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Neighbours are planning a street party. Knowing our neighbours, sick bags might well come in useful.

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Surprisingly - I've yet to receive my invite. I wonder if it's got lost in the post?

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Just to mention, I was referring to The Royal Wedding™, not Daniel's street binge-fest. :D

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I'm doing well out of it, it's a bank holiday and I'm working it for the time off in lieu :)

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Oh thank you..I was actually hoping we could stay off this topic until the day concerned.:bsmack:

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Now now Maggy you should have expected this and quite frankly I am surprised it took this long, in fact, with a forum comprised of so many Royalists, I am surprised this thread wasn't started the day the engagement was announced. :D

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On the subject of Royal memorabilia, I wouldn't mind one of these commemorative plates:
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:)

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I'm looking forward to the forth comming royal wedding, and if our street does a street party I'll be there.

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I may well be working that day, but regardless I will avoid it like the plague as I have every other royal event in living memory.

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If only them boots were made of leather and went up to her thighs.

There's still time for her to cancel. I just need her number to talk her out of it.

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I'll be driving back from my weeks holiday, so hopefully the roads will be clear. :)

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..and one of these days these boots are gonna..walk all over you.

Shameless Nancy Sinatra reference. Yea, wouldn't mind seeing her in those boots. :D

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And a short leather skirt to match would be great :)

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*drools*
I bet only News of the World could get that photo.

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I can get it! :)

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http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/at...1&d=1301078756

close enough ?

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No :(

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She looks like she's wet herself in this pic

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http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/at...1&d=1301080712

better ?

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Becareful guys, she is a furure Queen of England and you never know who's listening in.

So watch out for the cars that follow you.

Even if she is a "MILF" in waiting. :D

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why would you want to fight her ?:confused:;)

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A MILF?
Nah, she's a MILMW. (not her unfortunately, but use your imagination ;) )
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Now where did you find that you dawg? :romance:

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Very nice :cool:

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Oops! Sorry, wrong threa....... Hang on a mo! BLOODY HELL!!!! :naughty: :drool:

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That done the job.

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Using it :)

From that dodgy place called Google :)

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For those who like to protest without violence, there are better ways. For example http://www.mygoldmusic.co.uk/ on Virgin cable (959) is running a competition for the greatest hit of all time. Here is a few to select from 1. God Save The Queen by the Sex Pistols, 2. Hurricane by Bob Dylan, 3. Money by Pink Floyd, 4. 99 Red Balloons by Nena, 5. AutoBahn by KraftWork, 6. Oh So Quiet by Bjork, 7. Sunday Girl by Blondie (personal reasons), 8. Riders on the Storm by The Doors, 9. Smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana and 10. Solitare by the Carpenters (if I have chosen the above it must be the only song for me). In a parallel universe, if I understand curvi-linear space, quantam mechanics and the Dirac Equation, there is a royal wedding taking place with the above song list. There is a side of me that would prefer this music. The washed and the great unwashed joining together in the Big Society for knees up, a bit of a laugh and a touch of bovver when the lights go down. Being disabled, it a case of the Dickension child chimmney sweep pressing his cold nose of the window of the sweetshop. I must take another hit of Vallium or I might get maudlin.

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I'm sorry ...what?

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Why isn't the spammer banned yet?

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:rolleyes::nono::zzz::notopic::redcard::bsmack:

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No disrespect, but by your post, you may have (imho) miscounted the medication........;)

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I hope they will be very happy, But who is paying for all this.!!!

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they are ,and by that i mean not the tax payer ,apart from security i believe

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The tax payer is paying for secrity because of the number of high profile leaders.

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We are going to be paying for all the damage after the nutters and idiots start rioting again.

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Now that would make watching the wedding worthwhile.:D

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With maybe Harry out in front leading a group of class warfare protesters.;)

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Or perhaps opposite them, in an Apache with a full load.....:D

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I am liking your thinking - viewing figures would be through the roof.:D

Bomb the royal wedding!
 

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What ever the Tax payer has to pay will be far out weighed by the money bought into the economy due to the wedding.
Bit of a boring argument really since they have always bought in more that it's cost's to run the Royal's.

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Well it works with speeders

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I'll be watching it.. might even take a trip into London.. I was there for the Golden Jubilee and loved the atmosphere..

I'm amazed at how many people seem so grumpy about this when you're not gonna stop it so might as well enjoy the spirit of the event ;)

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Well all those souvenirs of the day and event will be helping to employ someone,lots of someones and hopefully a fair few will be from this country.I get an extra holiday(and anyone who has to work will hopefully get paid a little extra for doing so) which is a good thing in my list of good and nice things that can happen this month.

In a time of cutbacks and a huge worldwide recession this is an event that can take off the edge for one short day.Why not just take it as a bonus day off and chill?:shrug:

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i agree , so many people just grump about the royal family for the sake of it and are totaly ignorant of the work they do for this country

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....just think of the tourists ..;)

I'll be entering into teh spirit on the Thursday evening - pub crawl arounding local pubs with Royalty themed names.....of course being in Oliver Cromwell territory it might be quite short ::dozey:

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Who is in charge of policing The Royal Wedding?

We should be told...

http://inspectorgadget.wordpress.com...right-to-know/

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I wish them all the Happiness in the world. I hope the weather stays nice for them & all the people who stand waiting for hours.

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I would love to have my golf trips paid for by the taxpayer and my own personal helicopter/plane to get around in without having to pay for the privilege, nice scam if you can get away with it.

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oh come on be fair Masque ,most of those jolly jaunts are paid for out the royal purse not the tax payer .The state will only pay for state occasions ,and don't forget the royal estates contribute millions of £'s towards the cost of running the whole household


basically the treasury earned £230m for an outlay of £38.2m ,not a bad return

full accounts here

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Remember we are talking about Mr deadwood himself Andrew who will do anything for a game of golf and is to stupid to do anything constructive for the country, he is on par with his ex wife.

Who pays for the use of military aircraft especially ones that land in private gardens.

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More fun and games from the highly tolerant and not at all childish West of Scotland. :rolleyes:



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http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/sc...6908-23089450/

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So even when you have been shown that they make money for us, You just chose to ignore it to give us an in-site in to your anti royal agenda :(

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Then the Royal family should ensure they no longer give them any orders for future weddings.

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It's ridiculous how we've got to the stage where a flag or even being British is offensive to some people.

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Its been like that for a while. Does not matter which area of the UK your in there will always be the local element who will don the i am offended by that hat.

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It's not that this has just happened in the last couple of weeks - it has been the case in some places for many, many, years.

Regrettable and unfortunate yes, but it's not simply "ridiculous" when you look at the reasons behind some of the stated positions.

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It's because it's became widely accepted that if you want to be offended by something then someone will take notice of your objection.

we've allowed it to get to that stage, and there's no turning back.
other than to say get stuffed with your being offended.

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I agree, all this causing offense if BS.

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No, actually, it isn't that simplistic - it's something far deeper. People have been capable of being offended for thousands of years, it's nothing new.

To address instances of offence being caused as a result of overt showings of nationalism one answer (at least one which has had a positive effect of reducing offence caused and offence taken) has been the enforcement of the Flags and Emblems Act which had dramatic positive effects here in Northern Ireland (at that time the most sectarian divided civilization in the West) when it banned the display of national flags (whether British or Irish) in workplaces and other certain public areas.

On that basis alone nobody can deny that the removal of national flags from workplaces where there are mixed denominations / religions and creeds has worked.

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I have no problem with it, it's tradition and all that
But I won't be watching it or celebrating :P

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Muslims Against Crusades has just announced they will not be protesting at the Royal Wedding and have asked all muslims to stay away from the wedding..

Hmm! I hope that isn't as ominous as it sounds to me.:erm:

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Has anyone found a wallet dropped by a gentleman of middle eastern appearance and been told to stay away from London on Friday? :Yikes:

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Probably scared of being shot or something.

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Oh I do love a wedding, I am not a royalist/ anti royalist, but I shall be watching tomorrow. I think Kate will make a very beautiful bride, I can visualise her wearing a fitted gown with with long train (she has a beautiful figure). They are very much in love that is obvious, and I for one will be raising a toast for their future happiness together! Bearing in mind also that this is a very historic occasion as Wills is going to be our future King. Will you be watching also I wonder? :)

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I shall have the TV switched on and dare say that I will be drawn into watching some of the proceedings but I have friends coming and the wedding will be taking second place to my guests.

I do hope the weather is kind to them though as it will make the whole spectacle so much better for all the people who are expected to travel to the capital.

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Natalie informs me they are showing it live on tv in South Afrca so she's going to sit and watch it there.

I'm probably not going to bother.

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The Mrs and I will be going to a 'Non Wedding Party'

Good company, nice food and of course some nice drinks :)

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So you'll be celebrating not celebrating?

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This is the future King and Queen of England we`re talking about here. Best Of British to them both, May they Live long Happy Lives together.:):):tu:

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Well am i excited or what!!!.

P.S Are taxis still running? and will it be standard rate?.

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Mini cabs are standard rate today in my essex town,but if its black cabs you are talking about not sure.I suppose as to them running it depends on how many drivers want to work probably.

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Here, here

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Ditto :tu:

i did notice that David Beckham turned up wearing his OBE on wrong side ..the muppet :rolleyes:

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It all looks so beautiful. I wish I was getting married.
May they be very happy together.

Kate is a very beautiful lady. :)

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I've just been watching the wedding for an hour or so, and it looks fantastic in full HD! London looks so clean, It makes me proud to be British.

Oh dear, I've got something in my eye.... ;o(

Forget the Royal Sick Bag... I need tissues! Mens Tissues.

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A bit of useless trivia :D


The stage manager of The X Factor will oversee television coverage. Diccon Ramsay, 27, will “cue� Kate Middleton at Westminster Abbey.

Prince Harry is considered a safe pair of hands by bookmakers, with Ladbrokes offering odds as long as 100/1 that he will drop the ring.

Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, will give Prince William and Kate Middleton a tandem “Boris bike�

An unidentified gambler has bet £6,000 that Kate Middleton will wear a Russian fringe tiara borrowed from the Queen. A £6,000 bet at odds of 12-1 was placed at Ladbrokes in Ascot, Berks, on the tiara, which was made in 1919 for Queen Mary.

The country’s largest rail union, the RMT, will keep its head office in London open during Friday’s bank holiday because it opposes the monarchy. The staff could choose whether or not to work, a union spokesman added.

The odds on the Duke of Edinburgh falling asleep at the service were cut to 8/1 by William Hill. It is one of the firm’s most popular bets.

more here

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It's all a bit sickening, bombastic and pretentious really.

Ah well, if it makes people happy. I'm sure our street party later will be fun :)

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*hat-tip to Inspector Gadget

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:zzz::zzz::zzz:

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:rolleyes:

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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I enjoyed watching the event on TV. kate,s dress was beautiful & William Looked great. I liked the outfit the Queen was wearing. I don,t know why some people wore balck as it was a bright special occassion, I thought the children was really cute, & well behaved, I expect they knew better.

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I ♥ Kate

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Same here but her sister was even more stunning. :romance:

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It was great to the the sea king overhead.

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Also a lovely Aston Martin.

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I agree, she is beautiful too,
;)

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Thats how your post made me feel

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They are definitely SILFs :D

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Really enjoyed watching the wedding, which suprised me! :)

Made me feel proud to be British

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I think the wedding was lovely (if not a bit long!) and Kate's dress was classy as expected, although a little daring (Madonna like across the bust) and famously see-through across the shoulders. Her sister looked like she'd spent too long in the fake bake booth, but her dress was amazing and very flattering to her shape.

I was a little disappointed they didn't jump on a harley and drive off in the sunset, but the aston martin was a nice touch :)

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Well, I think we can safely say there isn't another nation on Earth that can put on a show as well as that. Hollywood would spend millions on a thousand takes and still not end up with anything that looked as good.

Even if you have absolutely no affection whatsoever for the royal family and our constitution, you have to admit, you can't buy the sort of positive publicity for our great country that today's events have brought.

And, to top it all, a couple that are obviously very much in love have tied the knot and are starting life together. Wonderful. :)

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Yes, very well organised and I'd like to give the police and security services a big :clap: To control those numbers of people as well as they did was a complete success.

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satmilf.

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Oops. Who would have thought several thousand people drinking in the sunshine might end badly. :erm:

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/sc...6908-23095821/

:(

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I'm glad to see the day went well and they both looked very happy.

That said I think its important that the behind the scenes work that went on to make sure the day passed off incident free for the royals and the visting dignitaries should not be understated.

The task was a thankless one but Britain has its heroes such as Craig Phillips to thank for the smooth running of the day. The UK owes him, in particular, an incredible debt of gratitude for his selfless bravery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCvqNsaZAJU

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That'll be Camerons fault then



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Oh dear ,i hope there will be "swift and merciless retribution" on him ,i agree with the sentiment but it could have been put a bit more tactfully or not at all preferably not at all from him

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I believe that if any group had tried any demo or other activity the crowd would have torn them apart.

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i think you're correct but they didn't get the chance :D

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Especially suicide bombers......oh wait.

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I was travelling in France but I watched the main part of it in Paris. Very good. Tonight the French news was showing all the places in the world that were watching the wedding and cheering. All very nice :)

Proud day to be British! We can put on a really good show :)

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You're joking? a hero?
that was pathetic really.

was it for real or was it a joke?