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punky

05-04-2010 17:29

FAO Jefferson T

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news...ed-my-man.html

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BUSTY Claire Smedley's boyfriend nearly DIED when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex.

The mum-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Steven had stopped breathing.

Claire, 27, boasts the second biggest bust in Britain* with her boobs weighing over a stone EACH.

And of course, this thread is useless without pics...

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/mult...04_102611a.jpg

dilli-theclaw

05-04-2010 17:34

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Excellet - cheers for that :)

punky

05-04-2010 17:39

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I forgot your changed your name for a moment. Glad you still found it :p:

dilli-theclaw

05-04-2010 17:40

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It had boobs - of COURSE I found it :)

broadbandking

05-04-2010 17:43

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Isn't this a family forum? lol

NoKnowledge

05-04-2010 17:48

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I don't get it - is that Thomas' grilfriend?

joglynne

05-04-2010 17:53

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Originally Posted by NoKnowledge (Post 34995123)

I don't get it - is that Thomas' grilfriend?

I think it's a good job Natalie isn't a member here yet or you might have had your ears boxed. :D

Stuart

05-04-2010 17:53

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Originally Posted by NoKnowledge (Post 34995123)

I don't get it - is that Thomas' grilfriend?

No, but he likes large chested women.

Gary L

05-04-2010 18:06

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Oh my God.

NoKnowledge

05-04-2010 18:36

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Ah...ok, I'm not with it

punky

05-04-2010 19:51

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Incidently the NOTW's journalism is quite spectacular.

The article says: "Steven had stopped breathing."
The video says: "I could see he was still breathing"

You can't even trust the date on the front cover. :rofl:

Hom3r

05-04-2010 19:57

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Motorboating to death, I want to go like that :D

Halcyon

05-04-2010 21:26

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Wow! What a way to nearly die.

Seeeing a pair of nice boobs, can't go wrong there.

Gary L

05-04-2010 21:30

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Originally Posted by Halcyon (Post 34995235)

Wow! What a way to nearly die

He was in heaven :)

Halcyon

05-04-2010 21:37

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Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 34995237)

He was in heaven :)

With two big mountains on either side.

Tezcatlipoca

05-04-2010 21:39

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Well, if I had to pick a way to die...

Gary L

05-04-2010 21:43

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Originally Posted by Halcyon (Post 34995239)

With two big mountains on either side.

With the Burning Bush down the creek.

Ramrod

05-04-2010 21:44

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It could never happen to Dilli, he's trained to handle situations like that :D

Jon T

05-04-2010 22:22

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Bit too big for me, i'm more at the stage of Nadia Sawalha or Amanda Lamb.

Hom3r

05-04-2010 22:30

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I was told it's just a waste if it cannot fit in the hand or the mouth.

Peter_

05-04-2010 22:33

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Originally Posted by joglynne (Post 34995124)

I think it's a good job Natalie isn't a member here yet or you might have had your ears boxed. :D

I do not think that getting your ears boxes comes to mind.:D

alferret

05-04-2010 22:41

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Awww tits! There was something I was gonna say, but I shant due to this being a smut free site ;)

Welshchris

06-04-2010 00:47

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I like the way she stated shes now gonna try and get a career in modelling lol

what the hell she gonna model Bras?

no offense its not as if she has anything going for her except the size of her knockers!

Gary L

06-04-2010 00:50

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Originally Posted by Welshchris (Post 34995367)

I like the way she stated shes now gonna try and get a career in modelling lol

She probably means Pron.

Tezcatlipoca

06-04-2010 02:30

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Originally Posted by Welshchris (Post 34995367)

no offense its not as if she has anything going for her except the size of her knockers!

That's all you need for some types of modelling...

Neil22

06-04-2010 07:59

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More than a handfull is a waste chaps.

dilli-theclaw

06-04-2010 10:11

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Originally Posted by Neil22 (Post 34995421)

More than a handfull is a waste chaps.

Nope - the bigger the better. This woman is close to my upper limit mind you. But not all that close.

Maggy

06-04-2010 16:01

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Originally Posted by Thomas T (Post 34995447)

Nope - the bigger the better. This woman is close to my upper limit mind you. But not all that close.

Duly Noted!

Kymmy

06-04-2010 16:03

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What Thomas doesn't know though is that his screen magnifier is malfunctioning and that they're actually AA cup ;)

dilli-theclaw

06-04-2010 16:23

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Originally Posted by Kymmy (Post 34995630)

What Thomas doesn't know though is that his screen magnifier is malfunctioning and that they're actually AA cup ;)

Awwww - well that's ruined my whole day :)

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