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Julian

07-01-2010 14:24

Old Fella Stuck In Pipe

Willy stuck in pipe :shocked::shocked:

Bring on the puns..... :D

danielf

07-01-2010 14:26

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I hate it when that happens :D

Hom3r

07-01-2010 14:34

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He should have used a vacuum cleaner:erm:

many times I nearly reached the bag :shocked:

(Bottom joke cannot think what the episode is called:D)

Jimmy-J

07-01-2010 14:35

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I know what a rod of iron feels like in the morning. :D

alferret

07-01-2010 14:52

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LOL! What a dick :shocked:

Russ	07-01-2010 14:55

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MLM lives in Southampton?!

Anyway, loved this bit....

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The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning

None was needed...

danielf

07-01-2010 14:58

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Originally Posted by Russ (Post 34940708)

MLM lives in Southampton?!

Anyway, loved this bit....

None was needed...

Perhaps he was hanging curtains in the kitchen, naked?

Sounds plausible to me :shrug: :)

Peter_

07-01-2010 15:39

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iFrankie

07-01-2010 16:06

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! well the poor guy got his leg over anyway.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Moldova (Post 34940735)

http://handheld-vacuumcleaners.com/w...rf-2618563.jpg

is that you Moldova? haha! :D

Julian

07-01-2010 16:07

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I wonder why they didn't just show him a picture of Cherie Blair. He'd soon be unaroused and the pipe would have dropped off. :)

Hiroki

07-01-2010 16:14

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Originally Posted by Hom3r (Post 34940694)

He should have used a vacuum cleaner:erm:

many times I nearly reached the bag :shocked:

(Bottom joke cannot think what the episode is called:D)

I think your talking about the vaccum cleaners/liposuction gag in "break" :D

TheDaddy

07-01-2010 16:14

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Originally Posted by Hom3r http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/im...s/viewpost.gif
He should have used a vacuum cleaner:erm:

many times I nearly reached the bag :shocked:

(Bottom joke cannot think what the episode is called:D)

Judging by the fan in some of them, he'd never nearly reach the bag again...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julian (Post 34940754)

I wonder why they didn't just show him a picture of Cherie Blair. He'd soon be unaroused and the pipe would have dropped off. :)

:Yes:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Cherie-B...ures-13536.asp

:sick:

Gary L

07-01-2010 17:06

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Originally Posted by danielf (Post 34940692)

I hate it when that happens :D

Best thing to do is don't panic. breathe slowly and smoke a cigarette or two as that can help a bit. try anything. just do not call an ambulance :D

zing_deleted

07-01-2010 17:13

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Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 34940790)

Best thing to do is don't panic. breathe slowly and smoke a cigarette or two as that can help a bit. try anything. just do not call an ambulance :D

voice of experience lol

Bob	07-01-2010 17:14

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The fact he managed to stay 'aroused' for 30 minutes is impressive ;)

danielf

07-01-2010 17:16

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Product 13 (Post 34940695)

I know what a rod of iron feels like in the morning. :D

It's not that funny when it keeps slapping you in the face :erm:

Gary L

07-01-2010 17:30

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Originally Posted by zing (Post 34940794)

voice of experience lol

LOL no. it's just something I read somewhere. honest :)

budwieser

07-01-2010 17:58

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Anyway, It was just a pipe dream......:D

Arthurgray50@blu

08-01-2010 16:17

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Now that is what l call a stiffy.

Jules

08-01-2010 16:51

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Men! I ask you they can be such sad sods at times :rofl:

LondonRoad

08-01-2010 19:13

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I slept with a Pole once.:)

banjo

08-01-2010 19:51

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Dyna Rod would be proud !

Arthurgray50@blu

08-01-2010 20:21

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I feel sorry for the pole, fancy having that dangly thing up it, hope he used a condom.

Cobbydaler

08-01-2010 20:38

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the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

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