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SnoopZ

14-11-2009 16:02

Fancy a Kebab?

Chicken and Chips for me tonight i think!

Three homeless men in Russia have been arrested on suspicion of killing a man, eating part of his body and selling other parts to a Kebab shop! :shocked:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8360569.stm

Maggy

14-11-2009 16:05

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

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Originally Posted by SnoopZ (Post 34909519)

Chicken and Chips for me tonight i think!

Three homeless men in Russia have been arrested for killing a man, eating part of his body and selling other parts to a Kebab shop! :shocked:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8360569.stm

Errrr.....reputedly human flesh tastes like chicken...:erm:

Mick Fisher

14-11-2009 16:06

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

I forecast a quiet night for Perm's Pie and Kebab outlets. :D

SnoopZ

14-11-2009 16:06

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

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Originally Posted by Maggy J (Post 34909524)

Errrr.....reputedly human flesh tastes like chicken...:erm:

Cheese on toast i think then! lol

Derek

14-11-2009 16:06

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

Yummy!

It'll probably taste better than most kebabs in the UK anyway.

superbiatch

14-11-2009 16:30

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

This happened a few years back in the kebab shop facing Funny Girls in Blackpool. Thankfully I only had a burger there :erm:

v0id	14-11-2009 17:10

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

Would yuu even notice the difference though?

SnoopZ

14-11-2009 17:11

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

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Originally Posted by v0id (Post 34909578)

Would yuu even notice the difference though?

I'm not planning on finding out but you can if you like! ;)

superbiatch

14-11-2009 17:17

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Originally Posted by v0id (Post 34909578)

Would yuu even notice the difference though?

I take comfort from the fact my friend had a kebab there, and the person was supposedly 'added' to the kebab meat :D

xocemp

14-11-2009 17:26

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

Mmm manbab :drool:

Charlie_Bubble

14-11-2009 17:42

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

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Originally Posted by Maggy J (Post 34909524)

Errrr.....reputedly human flesh tastes like chicken...:erm:

I thought it was supposed to taste like pork, hence the fact it is referred to by some cannibal tribes as the long pig. I've also heard it tastes like veal.

Tony.

14-11-2009 17:49

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

This is not unusual though I was led to belive it tastes mor like pork.

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1. Long Pig
slang term for human flesh prepared as the flesh of a pig. Usually used to sell human flesh to tourists in East Asian countries. Long Pig is best when avoided entirely.
long pig is people!!!
by Zach Jan 29, 2004 share this
2. Long pig
The flesh of a man intended for eating.

Derived from 'puaa oa', a phrase originating in the Marquesan language to euphemistically refer to cannibalism.

The phrase first appeared in Fredrick Oâ€™Brien's 1919 travelogue of French Polynesia, "White Shadows in the South Seas".
"Upon it once stood the temple and about it were enacted the rites of mystery, when the priests and elders fed on the 'long pig that speaks,' when the drums beat till dawn and wild dances maddened the blood."

I could of course be wrong!!!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=Long%20Pig

Hom3r

14-11-2009 17:51

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

Give a whole new meaning to "Going for a Donna"

iFrankie

14-11-2009 18:15

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I love my kebabs but i may think twice next time ! :O

alferret

14-11-2009 18:28

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

Aparently they serve sausage as well :shocked:

budwieser

14-11-2009 18:50

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Originally Posted by alferret (Post 34909647)

Aparently they serve sausage as well :shocked:

Lets not go there mate!:erm:

Earl of Bronze

15-11-2009 09:09

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

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Originally Posted by Maggy J (Post 34909524)

Errrr.....reputedly human flesh tastes like chicken...:erm:

More like pork, cause it certainly smells like it.... Must be why its called Long Pig. Saying that, a fireman I used to play rugger with insisted it smelt like Roast Lamb. Which may be why he never eats Roast Lamb any more.... :erm:

papa smurf

15-11-2009 09:12

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

after 10 pints of lager I'd eat a dead Russian as long as there was chillies on the side.;)

Earl of Bronze

15-11-2009 09:13

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Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 34909915)

after 10 pints of lager I'd eat a dead Russian as long as there was chillies on the side.;)

Yeah ! People are soooooooo bloody picky these days ! ;)

Mal	15-11-2009 17:51

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Originally Posted by heero_yuy (Post 34910038)

Think I'll stay with a portion of chips.

Depends on where they got the fat from to fry the chips in ;)

Smilie

15-11-2009 18:15

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

and i was thinking of getting a kebab tonight.................

TheNorm

16-11-2009 20:01

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Originally Posted by SnoopZ (Post 34909519)

...killing a man, ... and selling ...parts to a Kebab shop! ...

Was he a circus clown? I'm only asking because I had a kebab the other night and it tasted funny.

Mick Fisher

16-11-2009 20:32

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Originally Posted by thenorm (Post 34910670)

was he a circus clown? I'm only asking because i had a kebab the other night and it tasted funny.

lmao!!

broadbandking

17-11-2009 07:23

Re: Fancy a Kebab?

I bet they watched the eposide of red dwarf when they ate a dead person.

Ramrod

17-11-2009 09:29

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Originally Posted by Maggy J (Post 34909524)

Errrr.....reputedly human flesh tastes like chicken...:erm:

........and I have it on good authority that the sweetest meat is on the forearms :D

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