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Gary L 16-07-2009 18:49
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Swedish cops are on the look-out for a quintet of tattooed girls who dragged a 50-year-old man off his bicycle, pulled down his trousers and smalls and "sexually molested" the poor bloke.
*sigh*

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/16/devil_girls/

lucy7 16-07-2009 18:55
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Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 34835057)


In your dreams Gary!:)

And my husbands!

AntiSilence 16-07-2009 18:55
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How odd :confused:

Gary L 16-07-2009 18:59
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Originally Posted by lucy7 (Post 34835062)
In your dreams Gary!:)

And my husbands!
That kind of thing is only ever in my dreams :)

LondonRoad 16-07-2009 19:14
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I love the final line

"Perhaps there are others who’ve had the same thing happen to them."

If they're looking for volunteers. :wavey: I'm 50:wavey: I like Abba:wavey: Volvos are cool cars:wavey: I cycle :D

Paul 16-07-2009 19:19
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I bet loads more blokes are cycling up and down that bit of road now .......

danielf 16-07-2009 19:22
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Originally Posted by Paul M (Post 34835081)
I bet loads more blokes are cycling up and down that bit of road now .......
http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/34835045-post803.html :erm: :)

Gary L 16-07-2009 19:29
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Originally Posted by Paul M (Post 34835081)
I bet loads more blokes are cycling up and down that bit of road now .......
Because that guy has reported it, we will probably be all wasting our time now! :(

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Originally Posted by danielf (Post 34835084)
:D

Maggy 16-07-2009 19:35
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Why does this seem such a familiar story?:confused:

papa smurf 16-07-2009 19:38
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Originally Posted by Maggy J (Post 34835103)
Why does this seem such a familiar story?:confused:
i dont know
you got any;) tattoos :)?

Paul 16-07-2009 20:10
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Originally Posted by danielf (Post 34835084)
LOL :rofl:

fireman328 16-07-2009 20:11
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You never have your camera when you need it :shocked::shocked:

Jimmy-J 16-07-2009 20:15
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Originally Posted by fireman328 (Post 34835132)
You never have your camera when you need it :shocked::shocked:
Macro? :D

Dai 16-07-2009 22:00
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Better point your bikes towards Berlin..

more encouragement to go 'green' than any government has come up with so far.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07...list_discount/

;)

Druchii 16-07-2009 22:02
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Originally Posted by danielf (Post 34835084)
That's just mean! :p:

Unusual attack though :S

Maggy 16-07-2009 22:40
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Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 34835104)
i dont know
you got any;) tattoos :)?
No I meant I swear there was a case reported in the US by a boy who used it as an excuse for being late..and I swear it was posted on Cable Forum.

Can't find it though so I must have dreamt it.:shrug:

danielf 16-07-2009 22:50
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Originally Posted by Maggy J (Post 34835292)
No I meant I swear there was a case reported in the US by a boy who used it as an excuse for being late..and I swear it was posted on Cable Forum.

Can't find it though so I must have dreamt it.:shrug:
It reminded me of this story. :shrug:

Maggy 16-07-2009 23:21
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No it wasn't that one...:scratch:

Senility has finally arrived I guess.:D

rogerdraig 17-07-2009 00:11
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exactly where do i book the cycling holiday too ?




:angel: me lol

Welshchris 17-07-2009 01:30
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knowing my luck id have Vanessa Feltz tribute look alikes chase me

frogstamper 17-07-2009 02:16
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Originally Posted by Welshchris (Post 34835352)
knowing my luck id have Vanessa Feltz tribute look alikes chase me
Or if your luck was truly out maybe a gaggle of Ann Widdecombe lookalikes.:D

rogerdraig 17-07-2009 09:59
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lol thank you NOT now i have a mental picture of Anne Widdecombe in leathers and with lots of tattoos


its put me off my cornflakes even let alone anything else today ;)

tweetypie/8 17-07-2009 11:59
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Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 34835057)
jammy git !!;)

KungFuKitty 17-07-2009 12:47
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Lucky git :o:

Maggy 17-07-2009 20:11
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Hmm!Been giving this some thought.

Ultimately though it is an assault..if it had been the other way round then everyone's attitudes would have been different..I'm sure we all agree with that.

And something I've learned has set me thinking how perhaps the reactions this man has gotten maybe will have made him regret reporting it.

The something is this.

The Stirling Rape Crisis and Sexual Abuse Centre was thrown out of the Rape Crisis Network for offering advice to men about such issues..this means they aren't receiving funding..and the reason given was that as the network was set up by women for women and is run by women and that if men want such a service then it is up to them to arrange their own.

So after observing the many reactions around the internet to this story I'm not surprised there is no such network set up by men..what male is ever going to expect to be taken seriously or sympathetically?

As to the refusal to allow counselling to men I'm ashamed of my own sex..I find it repugnant and hypocritical that they accept charity status and yet show no charity at all to their fellow men.

rogerdraig 17-07-2009 20:33
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Originally Posted by Maggy J (Post 34835854)
Hmm!Been giving this some thought.

Ultimately though it is an assault..if it had been the other way round then everyone's attitudes would have been different..I'm sure we all agree with that.

And something I've learned has set me thinking how perhaps the reactions this man has gotten maybe will have made him regret reporting it.

The something is this.

The Stirling Rape Crisis and Sexual Abuse Centre was thrown out of the Rape Crisis Network for offering advice to men about such issues..this means they aren't receiving funding..and the reason given was that as the network was set up by women for women and is run by women and that if men want such a service then it is up to them to arrange their own.

So after observing the many reactions around the internet to this story I'm not surprised there is no such network set up by men..what male is ever going to expect to be taken seriously or sympathetically?

As to the refusal to allow counselling to men I'm ashamed of my own sex..I find it repugnant and hypocritical that they accept charity status and yet show no charity at all to their fellow men.
we are not talking to him so the jokes are no worse than NASA not buying 7 UP were after their loss of a shuttle ;)


as to no support for him try
http://www.mankindcounselling.org.uk/

but despite my support for that i still find this story funny ;)

altis 17-07-2009 20:58
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Now with Street View photos!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07..._view_assault/

rogerdraig 17-07-2009 21:17
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Originally Posted by altis (Post 34835898)

ROFL

:angel: ME ;)

deadite66 17-07-2009 21:20
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doesn't say how he was molested, they could have had a strap-on for all you lot know.

Cobbydaler 17-07-2009 21:22
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Originally Posted by deadite66 (Post 34835915)
doesn't say how he was molested, they could have had a strap-on for all you lot know.
Saddlebag or pump? ;)

altis 17-07-2009 21:26
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P'raps they tied him to the rack and gave his stem a crank.

;)

Turkey Machine 17-07-2009 22:15
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAI TOOMUCH INFUHMASHUN!!!!!


This thread's given me more giggles than any other so far today! Kudos. :D

Peter_ 17-07-2009 22:23
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Originally Posted by altis (Post 34835925)
P'raps they tied him to the rack and gave his stem a crank.

;)
I think they removed his pedal pushers, oiled his chain and cranked him up a gear or two so he could reach his peak at the top of the hill.

iFrankie 20-07-2009 10:35
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Originally Posted by AntiSilence (Post 34835063)
How odd :confused:
very odd! i bet the 'poor bloke' had the time of his life, but obviously its wrong.

Pierre 20-07-2009 12:47
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Originally Posted by Frankie07 (Post 34837391)
very odd! i bet the 'poor bloke' had the time of his life, but obviously its wrong.
I find this all very odd.

Why would you think he had the time of his life?

OK, if 5no. Pamela Anderson lookalikes (or whatever your preference is) dragged you off your bike and lured you into a nice room with jaccuzzi, massive bed, and as much coke as you can snort, where they gently fellated you and then really went to town on you - then yes he may have had the "time of his life".

But the reality is he was dragged of down an alley by 5no. well built Susan Boyle lookalikes and roughly assaulted against his will.

I don't object to the gags because a jokes a joke but I neither do I advocate them as I don't think the actual reality of the incident is very nice.

Similarly, I'm sure it would be a womans fantasy to be blindfolded and tied to a bed with satin sheets, gently teased and caressed and then taken by a hunky stranger or 3.

But in reality they are usually taken by knife point, into some bushes by a grubby individual with alchohol on breath and violently assaulted against their will, and I wouldn't have thought to many gags about that would be so warmly received.

Gary L 20-07-2009 13:52
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Originally Posted by Pierre (Post 34837453)
But the reality is he was dragged of down an alley by 5no. well built Susan Boyle lookalikes
Don't say that :(

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Similarly, I'm sure it would be a womans fantasy to be blindfolded and tied to a bed with satin sheets, gently teased and caressed and then taken by a hunky stranger or 3.
Do you write this kind of stuff professionaly? :)

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But in reality they are usually taken by knife point, into some bushes by a grubby individual with alchohol on breath and violently assaulted against their will, and I wouldn't have thought to many gags about that would be so warmly received.
It would be taken more serious if it had happened to a woman.

Pierre 20-07-2009 15:30
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Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 34837487)
Don't say that :(
True, but I doubt they were the kind on women that you would actually want to molest you.


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Do you write this kind of stuff professionaly? :)
No, I read a lot of it though ;)



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It would be taken more serious if it had happened to a woman.
Indeed it would. But I am having my doubts that any of this happened


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