What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
 

Question is in the headline... :D

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*puts thread on ignore*

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I can't answer that..... :erm:

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I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you afterwards.............

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lol looks like i've started a really good discussion here then!

I'll start, if anyone wants to follow suit then feel free ;)

When i was 17 i got drunk 'with the lads' and a Ford forecourt ended up being completely trashed. I think around 6 cars were badly damaged overall. (a wheelbarrow was involved at one pont - although when the policeman asked me the next morning what i knew about a wheelbarrow i couldn't help but smile and think...."well its got 1 wheel")

Anyway yes..I was (quite rightly) punished and me and my friends had the book thrown at us. We paid around £4000 in fines overall and i've never been to a forecourt since. Can't even look a ford focus in the face without feeling guilty. :erm:

If there is a moment to be more ashamed of than that i would like to hear it!

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Sorry but i'd have to ask my partner if I could disclose our sexual habits before I could answer that question.......Mind you I only think it's illegal in a few countries.....

:p: ;) :D

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I'll give this thread til tuesday.....

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PC Chuzzlemonkey needs to raise his arrest figures lol

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That long ?... :angel:

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I once bought a copied dvd :D;)

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i copied it :shocked:

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whats happening Tuesday??

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Derek S our resident Law enforcement officer may have put this thread on ignore but I now hereby issue you the following notice. :p:

I am making a citizens arrest... :angel:

You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defense if you do not mention when questioned something you later rely on in court, anything you do say may be given in evidence.

:jk:

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nickers

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I always knew you were the type Kymmy! lol;)

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If that :p:

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There the old rights ;)

New ones are something like

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I've been arrested twice, no caution, both times i was younger than 16 ;) One for possession of a Class A, other for ABH. (i was innocent :shocked:).

Now i'm just too angelic to break the law. :angel:

Oh but i do drive whilst smoking sometimes :nono:

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I hope you destroyed the evidence?

You're looking at the chair for that these days...

THE ARMCHAIR lol! :eeek:

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THATS SHOCKING!!! :shocked:

Driving and smoking at the same time!?

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Speed freak and violent OMG I am so shocked lol

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You wouldn't be the only driver to do that Pia...

Btw is it actually illegal so smoke and drive at the same time? I know people have been issued tickets for eating Mars bars whilst driving etc.

Was driving around the other day, this driver in front of me thought it was cool to hold his arm out of his window at arms length with a cig in his hand.

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i refuse to answer on the grounds i will incriminate myself and others ;)

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As if I'm going to admit to murder in a public forum?



:)

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lol i didn't say i speed :shocked: (i don't btw)

And about the ABH, in my defense this girl jumped me outside a youth club with 5 of her mates and ripped half of my hair out (for genuinely no reason known to me) so i went to see her on her own a few days later.

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How can you be innocent of ABH? or was it innocent of possession?
Was it both. and you beat up a dealer for a fix? :)

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Which is different to what I said in what way? .... Looks identical to me. :confused:

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He added the nicked bit at the beginning.
They always leave out the bit about promising not to beat you up too much in the van.

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:angel:

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:erm::)

I will tell, if you do first!!!;)

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I was joking, i wasn't innocent for either ;)

I had 2 er, recreational tablets in my purse and nightclub doormen found them. Shoulda seen their faces when the police turned up and i told them i was only 15 :shocked::shocked::cool:

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But the current 'Miranda' warning or caution is exactly the same as what I said. I had already issued the nicked bit when I said was making a citizens arrest. :D

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You look so innocent in your profile picture as well Pia, always a bad sign:D

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Drugs, Underage drinking, fighting, driving offences...

Pia...

Im so proud of yoo! lol :D

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I once stole a blue eyeshadow from Boots in Harrogate, when I was about 12. I hid it in the airing cuboard at my parents house, as I thought the police (my mother!) would find out!

It melted!!

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LOL!!!

Good plan. The police never check the airing cupboard. Maybe if they did Osama Bin Laden would emerge a lot sooner!? :D

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Driving without license or insurance @ 17, though that's a really long story that i dont want to get into, i was facin jail time then though, but got found not guilty, When i crashed it was into 5 other park vehicles, one being a brand new bmw, a fairly new van which got crushed into mini size and one cop car, i have great luck! :)

Once stole the 'N' off 'Nottinghamshire Police Station' While drunk, at the time i found it highly amusing, never did get caught :)

One night i had drunk so much it got really late, i missed the train so i thought f it and stole a car (ford mondeo) dumped it near home.

Oh and also set fire/spray painted/completely destroyed a few speed cameras over the years.

Other stuff i cant really mention so...

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Oh no! Not a ford!
The guilt! I just can't bare it!

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Ah but i dont feel guilty :p:;):angel:

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lol! i do, though...read back to my earlier post ;)

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It's alright people admitting to something that they did years ago. but if you haven't been charged or spent time for it yet, then there isn't a time limit on a confession you know :)

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Well if you read my post i would say i feel guilty too...but meh, mine was a BMW, it's impossible to feel guilty :p:

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Lol me and my friend once got on a train to Durham (direct train, no ticket inspector) and went to Boots and stole some Benetton Hot & Cold perfume.

I was bricking it tbh, i was only 13 and my friend was braver than me :dozey:

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So has this given you an aversion to driving Fords.


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Right now im on a roll.....
......there was this one time at Band Camp................

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Ohhh its like starring into a graveyard! :dozey: No i drive a vauxhall at the moment, which is a crime in itself! lol

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Oh my god.....just remembered I drove for 5 years without a licence!

What else will i remember....dont tell my kids, they think im a goody goody!;)

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As your legal representative. I strongly advise that you don't tell them how old the boys were :)

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lol that's just nasty!

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My mum was a Special Constable and when I was 15 she was part of a raid on a local night club suspected of serving underage drinkers. Luckily the bouncers saw them arriving and my friend and I climbed out of the window in the Ladies. I was so sure we were going to be caught, I still get palpitations just remembering how scared I was that night.

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drugs,armed robbery,murder,selling military hardware without a license,defrauding the treasury.....
i could go on but I'm on a bank-job tomorrow morning,and have to tend to my sawn-offs.
bye!

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Dragged a fox hunting upper class twit down from a horse and beat the living crap out of him :). Yes i did get punished with a fine .

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LMAO!!! :tu:

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you get a fine for doing the right thing;)

violence is always the last resort -but i bet you enjoyed it.

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Dam right and i would do it again :)

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I dont know why but thats just really hit the funny nerve. I was almost in tears when I read "It Melted !!" and I should of seen it comming lol :) :D

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I think the most illegal thing I did was about 5-6 years ago. When I was about 14/15 me and my mates used to have sleep overs and we would always go out at 3am and have some fun. Usually the fun involved a bike ride, turps and something to light up :D

One night we took a bag of newspaper, string and a 500ml bottle of turps about 1/2 a mile from my mates house onto the beech. There we soaked the string in turps and wrapped it around some stone pillars and lit it. :dunce: Then we did the same to the newspaper. As we did this, 2 mobile CCTV vans were roaming around. We crapped ourselves, grabbed what we could and rode back towards my friends house.

On the way, the vans spotted us and chased us with blues and twos. We got to a part of the promenade with bollards on it so they couldn't get past! :erm::D About 500 yards after that, my mate ditched the turps and remaining newspaper and we just kept riding till we got home! :D We split up about 300 yards from the house and went up different roads.

God my heart was thumping from that! We stayed in the rest of the morning after that incident.

Sorry about the story but I found it quite funny looking back on it. :D

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I bet wasn't hard when you confronted her on her own? I hope you gave her what for. :tu: :tu: :tu: :tu: :tu: :tu: :tu: :tu: :tu: :tu: :tu: :tu: :tu: :tu: :tu: :tu:

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Did you beat him for any particular reason?

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When I was 18 young dum and full of man juice I committed fraud to the tune of £11,000, I'd just passed my driving test so I needed a car, the bank refused my application for a loan so I got a loan in my mates name for a car, it was that easy I carried on doing it until I reached the magical sum of £11,000. I got caught and had to own up to the lot. I was expecting a stint in jail but because I'd pleaded guilty to the whole lot I got a suspended sentence for 12 months plus 200 community hours. I've been clean ever since.

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You don't fly an gyrocopter do you???

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/c...re/7934804.stm

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Are you a city dweller or a country man?

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I happen to know that he comes from a long line of seamen......:)

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Yes he hit me with his crop but the magistrate decided that was not a good enough reason for walloping the big nancy

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lol so do i...i was the fastest swimmer ;)

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If you think i am going to give you a reason to start a argument you can think again i just cannot be arsed with a fight tonight.

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Whilst I am not a believer in violence, I understand your response.;)

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you said class A speed is the least dodgy of the class A so was it smack crack or coke instead lol

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200hrs for 11 grand :shocked: Bargain ;) Put me down for 2000hrs :D

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Speed is a class b drug zing;)
Methamphetamine is class A though.

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In his hay day. It was all class A ;)

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all types???

Its A and B to be pedantic ;)

I can not believe mushies are class A they bloody grow in fields. There is a school Rugby field not far from me very good source also a playing field round a childs park that used to have thousands every November

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I once fed a Mogwai after mid-night. Turns out there was a pretty good reason why I shouldn't have done that...

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Did they throw some shapes?

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it threw something, and it was out of it's arse. I wouldn't call them shapes though... looked more like these like buggers...

I suppose I should have kept to the advice of the old Chinese bloke's grandson.

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Ok,i forgot that one little exception to the rule.:)
I wonder though just how many people end up going through the system because they were caught with a syringe full of sulph.....?

The fields back home are generally teaming with them around about the end of August begining of September.....gee....dont time fly:rolleyes:

Anyway,what was the original topic again........oh right.......well....erm....is it that time already:sleep:

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they grow best after the first frost not that I know lol

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what, Gremlins? I don't really want them growing at all. they just seem to wreck the place. nightmare... they truly are. luckily, they're not too fond of fire.

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First frost is generally the end of mushroom season up North(liberty caps anyway) but i`m sure there are exceptions to that rule too.:)

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TBH I might have it wrong. Ive only done them twice first time necked 40 and just had a little buzz second time necked 300 and seriously went psychotic for an evening bad bad bad trip so never again . It was about 20 years ago lol

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Snap........the 20 years part that is.

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What a daft thread, pointless, there's no way I'm saying what I've been done for, what I've gotten away with, and what I would do, in a public forum.

Madness

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oh gwan, gwan, gwan :D

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe not, that was another time, I'm reformed :D :angel:

honestly :rolleyes: :D

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In this country, nothing worth mentioning... :)

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we will meet again ;)

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And there's another good point, wouldn't like to say what I got up to in Southern Africa

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Lets make a date :D invite some of the good 'uns along

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I think we should - scary thought, but a definite 'good un' - we can get you to confess ;)

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Well I stole sweets from a shop, put a girl on a bin (don't ask), threw rubbish out of a car whilst a guy took a photo of me (never been caught for that) set a light loads of tiolet papaer that some had stacked up in there back garden storage place thingy.

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Yeah i hear the police are really cracking down on those gusy who put girls on bins..

Its disgraceful if you ask me. :D

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Does downloading copyrighted films count? :)

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Did you get caught? lol

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In that case half of the forum is guilty.

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Yeah you get £100 fine and 12 months prohbation

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And a 12month contract with a 7 day cooling off period - whether or not they tell you about it, though, is a separate matter!

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

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Oh come on, what do you think? ;) They couldn't give a flying f**k about ordinary peoples downloading films, I only do it occasionally anyway.

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Aha, you didn't get caught, so it doesn't count.

Nah it all counts really! Anything that he majesty the queen would frown upon is welcome to be added to my liccle thread! :tu: lol.

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I fought the law and the law won :(

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broadbandking shot the sherrif...chuzzlemonkey killed the deputy :D

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and does he swear it was in self defence? ;)

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The odds of me ever finding out who done that to my aunts stash of bog roll she had stored in her back garden have just decreased considerably.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsBq_K1WLsE, specifically from 0:47. Brilliant quote! :)

ROFL! I think I peed a little. Where's that toilet paper? :D

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It is illegal if the vehicle is a working vehicle (it's counted as a place of work and covered by the smoking ban then) such as a Mini cab.

You can also (I believe) be charged for driving without due care and attention. A law which covers anything that may take your attention from the road (including Mobile Phone use which pretty much renders the law on Mobile phone use in cars pointless).