how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

how would u pull a bird(girl)?
whats ur best chat up lines?

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no chat up lines........ just go up, chat about anything & everything. ask questions and remember what was said.

find out names:
hers & remember it
her friends that are there and remember them.
trick is to put all names in early, e.g.
so Lucy, where are you & your friends from?
Really, so Samantha & Jane don't come from Runcorn like you do Lucy?
Where did you all meet?
Ah I see so Jane was a uni pal of your Lucy, and Samantha is Jane's friend..... I am with you now.
Sorry what was that Lucy? your friend Jane wants to meet my pal Mark?

ok so the chat wont go like that, but keep using their names as you will remember them, there is nothing worse than chatting to someone who you like they told you their name and you have just forgotten them, always remember....... be quietly confident but not over confident. but most of all just chat and be yourself, as you want to find someone who you might want to spend a good bit of time with, so you and they need to find the right person for each other.

It's not easy and I hate it,

But just chat, try and find out early doors if she with someone, then if so, stay for a few mins then subtly say nice talking to you.

you can find out a good few things when a girl opens her mouth what you could say, listen for accent, how happy she is, bored she is, you will know a lot before you speak to her with her body language as well (I love reading body language, its fun)

"hello my name is ........, what is yours?"
"pleased to meet you ........."

the rest will come to you when you are there......

ik

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

Get them drunk enough, so that you can fly to vegas and get married by Elvis.

Works for me.

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I actually had a friend whose method for chatting up girls was to wait outside the toilet and then when someone came out, ask them if it was a number 1 or a number 2.

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oh yeah - not calling them birds would probably improve your chances :)

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

get yourself some good chat up lines such as;

Be unique and different, say yes.

It's your lucky day - my girlfriend dumped me last night, so I'm back on the singles market.

You have the sexiest ankles I've seen since I got back from Saudi.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Wow, your eyebrows are thick

Here is £20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

Pick and chose from above, for the circumstances, and you cant fail!

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

A good start I reckon would be to not call them 'birds'. Also have a look at www.topdatingtips.com

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:p:

That would depend where you are from and how old you are, girls frequently use the term bird now.

I personally find that very creepy, very quickly! Not in sales by any chance?

Its right though no chat up lines, break the ice somehow and then just talk

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

I always find pleading quite useful.

and holding onto their legs no matter how much they shake.

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

Hmm thought you favoured the rohypnol method :erm: :)

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They've changed the colour of it now, so that it shows up in drinks - makes it so much harder now. :)

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In my case its asking her what days " Meals on wheels" come

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This is sometimes easier said than done, but I find that just talking to them works. If you are gonna get anywhere, you will. If you don't, then there are other girls.

One thing I tend not to mention immediately is the fact I work with computers.. I've actually had one girl I was getting on with run away screaming when I mentioned that.

Actually, in that case, I can't blame her. The last guy who was talking to her (and I know because I was standing near them, and moved in when he went to the loo) was proudly boasting how he worked as a sys admin for a Central Government mainframe and actually managed to throw in the fact that he personally managed several terrabytes worth of storage, while the poor, hapless girl (who had no real interest in computers beyond the fact that she used one from time to time at work), was looking increasingly desperate to get away from him.

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

not in sales at all, I cant sell a thing. I cant stand sales, but I am a bit forgetful, so I think best way to deal with it, is say their name a bit. keeps me reminded of their name.

ik

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

No its easy, it makes the drink go blue now... How hard is it to find a girl driking WKD?

The best place to start a conversation is at the bar in a busy pub/bar/club works every time.

Oh and showing them a picture of my dog is a good one, probably not if she as a stinky mongel or a staff though.

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

This is why I married a fellow programmer - and she still thinks I'm a saddo :)

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Reminds me of something I heard Alan Carr say on stage. He's talking about dating and says he's been on same dates that are bad enough that he's given himself rohypnol.. :D

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

You could start by making sure you like yourself, no woman will like you if you don't like yourself.

Respect goes a long way too.

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Being hung like a donkey helps too.

Well it did for me anyway.

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Very true.

Even more appealing is once you have broken the ice so to speak, is to ask the girl about herself and LISTEN to the answers.

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That's just it. I've only met a couple of women who are programmers that I fancy. I tend to meet a lot of attractive students who program, but I can't get a clear answer on whether the University rules about staff having relationships with students actually apply to me, so it's best if I don't try. The rules are rather convuluted, and, AFAIK, only apply to the staff involved in grading student work, but I don't want to test that..

What? "My Little Pony"? :D

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

..and you don't want to be know as 'that creepy guy that pervs on students' - well not anymore than you are already :D

:p:

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Thinks???!!! ;) :)

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

shut yer face ya boobie obsessed man :)

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though 'boobie obsessed' and man are synonymous really :)

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I'm not obessessed, merely mildly interested :) - honest.

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tittilated?

ik

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He has a memory for mammaries

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

I'm not quite there yet, but the closest I get to a pulling a young bird is the spring chicken on Sunday.



And before anyone asks, I'm a leg man. ;)

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I dont use chat up lines, I know this wont work for everyone but it works for me for some reason. I just go up the the lady in question and come up with something to break the ice even if it something like "I like your top" it seems to work.

Oh and when I'm asked what I do for a living I work in radio (ok I dont get paid for it but it sounds cool ;))

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

Pheromones spray, that's what you need!

It will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus (like me!)

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So that's why I never get anywhere; I wouldn't fancy me either. :(

He has a pornographic memory. :D

You mean fossilised? :D

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What? You mean that it withered your arms?

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And gave him one hell of a temper, as well as the ability to run at great speed..

Still, the speed would be an advantage if you have to run from the boyfriend/fiancee/husband of the woman you have just chatted up..

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

Or to keep up with the woman that he's just tried to chat up anyway ;)

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

Angua nailed it in post 18.

Personally whenever anyone has used a chat up line on me I've been INSTANTLY turned off.Chat up lines show you are trying too hard and are desperate for anyone.

Better to talk normally and discuss the venue,the weather,the music,admire her taste in clothes, or the occasion at which you have met.It's also nice if you can just introduce yourself or get someone to introduce you.Be honest and say that the person caught your eye and you thought they looked like someone you could be friends with..

It just takes a little courage to step over that space with embarrassment stamped on it.However being normal will take you further once you have made that first step.The girl is probably as nervous as you.If she isn't and is one of those chumps that know they are God's gift and you are a dog turd beneath her feet well you are better off if she gives you the brush off 'cos she's not worth knowing.

Remember! Chat up lines are for creeps.:td:

Good luck!:)

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

get your bits out waggle it in front of them and cry. They may take pity on you

good luck!

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

:rolleyes:

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I dont really know about "pulling birds" now-a-days but one big ole bird s**t on my windscreen today.

I`m never going out with her again;)

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

Don't forget to clean your teeth and under your nails :D

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Never had this problem in Oldham, most of the women seem desperate and when you see the others who have a bloke you realise they are also really desperate.
Best to bring a stick with you to beat them off but if you don't get the come-on in Oldham simply give up, there is no hope for you.

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

At least I know where to move to now :tu:

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

You could try Bonnie Scotland.;)
You`ll get yerself a lovely loyal lass up yonder.

>checks wifes not doing flyby<

:D

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

That's my problem, girls are perfectly willing to be just friends with me, but don't want anything more than that [from me].

There's a site that explains it better than I could, but unfortunately it contains swearing [not on the main page, but on other pages], so I can't link to it. If you google ladder theory it'll be the first site listed. Some may consider it sexist, or misogynistic, but from my experience I'd say it's probably true.

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

Good advice! It also helps to smell nice.;)

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I have never had to persue women in my local, they are always the ones making the move.

The one thing I notice is the guys who go sleazing around the pub trying every woman, what woman is going to touch them if they see they have tried every other woman first. We have names for a few in my local, and I find they actually help me attract women. A sense of humour is a must, if you can make them laugh you have one leg in their bed.

We have one guy I nicknamed 'The Snake' and everyone knows him by that now, he comes in on his own and is constantly seeking out his prey. He has been given a good smakck by blokes a few times for pestering their wives/girlfriends. Many times I have had women come and stand by me because he is harassing them.

A few months ago I had a mother and her two daughters stand by me because he was hassling them, as they were stood by me he was looking all of them up and down.

I said to the three of them who can blame him, he is thinking the same as I am ' He is deciding what order to go through the 3 of you':D

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

oh you predator you :erm:

ik

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

How long before they cut you down? :D

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:D

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Your jeans would look nice on my bedroom floor.

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LMAO
Sorry had to grin an giggle.

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As everyone else is saying, just be yourself.
Talk about things you have in common or to start a conversation you could mention something about where you are, the food you are eating, the music they are playing, etc.




A couple to avoid:

"You look hot, but your Mum is probably hotter"

"I have a large collection of knives"

"I like blood"

"Let's make babies"

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

I wasn't thinking of that bit really. I was thinking of the stuff about how girls/women are more than happy to use me as a shoulder to cry on, complaining about the way their current or ex boyfriend[s] treat them, but if I should suggest that perhaps they might be happier with someone who isn't like the other guys they're complaining about - me for instance - they give me some BS about not being their type. :mad:

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

Get a Bike and start treating them like **** :D

A strategy that I have found quite effective lately is the following: Walk up to the most attractive woman in the place and point to the fattest/uggliest bloke in the place. Then you say: Did you know that's Mr_Love_Monkey? The rest is easy :)

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

I don't suppose a mountain bike counts? :D

That's my problem, I'm too nice to them. I'm going to have to make an effort to be a bit less nice though. Not nasty really, just as soon as I realise they're just using me & have no intention of being anything more than just good friends then I'll tell them to get lost.

Poor guy, always being the butt of everybody's jokes, bless 'im. ;) Before I discovered that ladder theory site I was starting to wonder if some women [at least the ones I find attractive anyway] had some sort of genetic don't-sleep-with-Alien imperitive. :)

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

I quite like Chris Rock's idea for meeting women - he says :

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

was that not in dogma as well?

ik

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dont forget you dont sweat much for a fat lass and i had no idea they made that in your size

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

Well the OP hasn't bothered to come back to this thread so I guess he wasn't serious.:shrug:

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

with the vast amount of advice on here he's probably pulled:erm:

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

Or...settled for a pull:angel:

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Come again?

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You`ll have to excuse me......the wife needs a fag.;)

Cigarette of course:erm:

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

whatever......
walk up and say - in whatever mood you're in - and say 'Hi' ............ and wait for a reaction............. and take it from there from eye-contact, interest, etc

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Then invite her out for a meal ask if she`d like to go halvers........on a baby;)

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though the women would say that the split isn't exactly 50/50 - that they do a lot more, and we get the easy bit - atleast that's what my wife is telling me most days now

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To give birth takes a few hours of her time, you'll be paying for the child for the next 18 years :p:

*runs*

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brave, brave man :)

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He is but young - he'll learn ;)

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yeah, once his other half has beaten him several times.

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Probably in a specific place to ensure that he never experiences anything to do with childbirth.

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*Warning* Pregnant woman viewing thread!

;)

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I wouldn't say that...... Pregnant women REALLY do it for me, and I'm also looking for a new woman ;) :)

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OOOOOH dons firemans helmet and exits !!! :shocked:

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Yeah, but wouldn't the fact that they're pregnant rather ruin your chances of getting them ;)

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That's exactly what i did with mine (over text message) and we are both very happy :)

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

though you wouldn't need to worry about birth control...

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Although you'd need to have a couple of Anadins handy for everytime she's constantly moaning about things such as...."no one giving her a train on the tube or a bus"...."nothing looking good on her"...."men dont understand how she feels"....."her bad back"...."the fact that theres no ice cream in the freezer at 3am"...."thatshe cant eat coal now that the house has central heating".......etc etc etc

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

"BIRD" eh?

I once went out with a girl that didn't like to be called "LOVE" - we'd be on the phone and I'd say "ok, love" and there would be this pause followed by "no, I REALLY DONT LIKE THAT - dont do that, it really bugs me."

Eventually I said "ok, I've had enough of this what do you want to be called then?"

reply "call me bitch". followed by sniggering.

so in all future phone chats I would end the odd comment with "bitch" and there would be this sound on the other end of the line like "mmmmmm" - as if she was getting off on it!

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

Ooh, good point :)

Unlike Zeph, obviously ;)

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I doubt mine would utter such a lie;)

Bah.......i have a PMT(P for permanant) enraged wife and 4 daughters to answer to about my ramblings on the interweb;)

God help me & my lad when those girls are all reach their teens though.:shocked:

>Hi my darlings<................:angel:

EDIT....erm...........where is the delete post button again???... :-)

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You're forgetting the 9 months of seeing how much they can get away with in terms of either avoiding stuff they're perfectly capable of doing, or how nasty/bitchy they can be & just say "it's the hormones, it's your fault I'm like this" without you telling them off for it.

Pregnant doesn't automatically mean spoken-for. The father might have done a runner as soon as he found out, or the pregnancy could be the result of a 1-night-stand.

As I said, women get it, but men are the ones who suffer from it. http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alien42/smilies/pms.gif

On the original subject of chat-up lines, I just came across this lot whilst clearing out 1 of my email folders.

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After his previous comment, I suspect Zeph is eligible for a darwin award.

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People often tell me to 'just be myself', but the problem is: that's just not me. :shrug:

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This place is like hormone central getting........and it`s only gonna get worse as the girls get older.I`m a glutton for punishment though and love every minute of it.
I do feel for my poor lad at times though:)


If i/we did`nt "suffer from it" though then i`d know something was wrong. ;)

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

I think 'just being myself' is the problem in my case. :(

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

Perhaps if you took note of some of the negative connotations in this checklist? ;)

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Want to know the best way (This worked for me):

Get to know them (ask them what their likes/dislikes are)
Let them know that they are the only thing that matters and that they will always come first
Dont rush into things
Tell them that you wont force them to do anything they dont want to.
Tell them that you will only do things when they feel comfortable

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

LOL, no, I got my nickname mostly due to being a loner with a strong interest in sci-fi. For the sake of humour &/or because I've got nothing better to do, I'll respond to some of the points on that page.

Does supplying alcoholic beverages count?

I wish!

It's not my fault if they're used to males that would have difficulty locating a certain part of the female anatomy, even if supplied with diagrams & written instructions, & then don't know what to do with it if/when they do find it! :D

If only, then I wouldn't need to loose any weight. :(

I'm kinda partial to the giving & receiving of "love bites", & might be persuaded to leave some nice red handprints on their bottom if they ask nicely. :naughty: Beyond that though, no.

'Inject' isn't the word I'd use, & I'm fairly sure it's not unknown to them. ;)

Nope, sadly my ex continues to be a waste of oxygen [AFAIK - haven't spoken to any mutual aquaintences in quite some time].

No more so than most average adult males do. :)

Only if they ask nicely. :naughty:

Does improving their computer literacy count? ;)

I believe the closest translation to what you Earthlings would say is, "Ewwwwww!"

I've sometimes wondered if that might improve my appeal to them, judging by the kinds of guys they tend to prefer instead of me.

Completely untrue... I ask nicely, & offer to use lubrication. :D

This pre-supposes that they don't choose 1 or more of the following as soon as they realise I might be attracted to them:
1. tell me I'm not their type
2. tell me to http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alien42.../censored2.gif off
3. find some/any excuse to get away from me as quickly as possible.

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

How about another angle?

Can we assume that all girls who are out there in clubs n bars actually want ot be "pulled"? They might just want a quiet night out with a mate. It must be a real PITA for girls who feel pestered and leered at all the time.

But then, it depends on why you might want to "pull" a bird. do you want to bed her for the night or do you want something less shallow?

If you are looking for lurrvvve then bypass all the drinking,chatting and clubbing scene and skip along to an on line dating agency. There are som really great people to meet on there and its isnt stuffy fashioned as it once might have been. also you or they are not "desperate". You are just focussing more closely on what you want.

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just be yourself, and start the way you mean to go on, if you put an act on, before long she'll be saying you've changed.

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On the topic of pick-up lines...
http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/at...1&d=1202282894

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did that work 4 u?

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Unless the girl is telling you she wants a one night stand then any of these "My jeans would look good on your floor" lines are a no-no as they show you want just one thing.
If you want a long term relationship, take it easy, go out somewhere together, and don't push things too quickly.

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

Do you mean being rather forgetful? You started this thread...

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I have been out on the pull since I was 17, I am now 34, I still can't pull, I don't like all the crap, the stupid games and tricks, either they like you or they don't, its stupid to try and manipulate someone subconsiously like a salesman to try and make them like you.
I would want someone to like me because they like me not because I am good at tricking people into it with pyschological pulling techniques like the pick up artists (notice the word artist) its an art and it shouldn't have to be, why can't people like someone naturally.

I go up and see Hi, after spending the whole night working up the courage, but they always either turn away quickly so I am left facing the back of their head, or look at me like I am from another planet.

I am not too bad looking, I always go out well groomed, dressed nicely and smelling nice, I am always polite.

This is hopeless.

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Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

After reading this thread all I can say is.....


"Thank gawd I'm a lesbian!!!!!!" :p:

;)

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After reading this post, all I can say is.....

"I agree!!!!" :naughty: ;)

Re: how to pull a bird (girl)?
 

Gawd knows why you say that. You have all tha agro of having to pull a bird too, but have a small fraction of the population to aim at. It must be thousands of times harder.

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Best chat up line I've heard, was used by a girl.
She said "Get your coat, you've pulled".
So I did, and the rest is history.

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Maybe it's because you look like the guy from the 'phones4u' adverts?

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Ouch... wb mate, where did you disappear you ?

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Well im on the pull tonight for the first time in years. Going out with a gay mate which has helped in the past but not this one, no-one would guess he is gay.