Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
 

Where is he gonna hide with it

Guess you could say he scored a hole in one

Well he wasnt caught red handed but he may be caught with his pants down soon. :D

Gotta feel for the staff though, while the crime is unusuall they must still have been very shocked

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:erm:

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£190?Wh ich cost the most?The lingerie or the doll?And did he get a puncture repair kit in case he nicked it with the knife? :D

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Erm isnt the world strange, he might be using the underwear to dress the doll:disturbd: :disturbd:

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You're obviously not familiar with the market...!

The one in the link below (Warning, contains, unsurprisingly, adult content!) costs almost $600!!

http://www.69adulttoys.com/toy_produ...Cat=3a&ref=650

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$600??!!? Thats some level of inflation..........

Re: Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
 

A load of hot air if you ask me.

Re: Russian holds up a sex shop brandishing a knife and escapes with a hostage
 

Please, let's not blow this up into another pun thread...

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The pressure is on now........

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If not it will soon go down on him

Or maybe the underwear was quick thinking for his getaway disguise:shocked:

Now now! dont get the hump

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I wonder if there's much of a market for the Big Joe doll? :erm:

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Well, when a man gets the urge...

I personally wouldn't go anywhere near a blow up doll. Not that I have anything against them as such, I just don't think they look realistic (BTW I have only seen photos) and I don't fancy sh*gging a ballon (which, when all is said and done, is what they are).

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Dunno, brings back nice memories of my space hopper as a child :)

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I'd sincerely hope not, seeing as this is a family forum!







You dirty boy!

:disturbd:

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This wouldn't be the man in question would it? ;)

Caught on camera......


:LOL:

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I think I have been on a date with her !
Then again most of my dates have a blank expression and open mouth. I think it must be my age.

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Thinking of a change in profession...?! :naughty:
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Fine, that's your choice, but consider the fact that if there *wasn't* a demand for them (and other such toys), they wouldn't be made...

Oh, and apparently the latest model of doll available is one based on the porn star "Bridget the Midget"!!!

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You would appear to be just a little bit too well informed :erm:

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It's a bit difficult not to be when you're dropping off goods to one of your trade customers and there's a pile of the things (in boxes, I hasten to add!!) on the floor as you walk in! :disturbd:

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Perhaps they were stockpiling in case of a shortage?

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I didn't say I objected to them. I don't. As far as I am concerned, as long as nobody gets hurt, is underage, or hasn't given consent, then it's none of my business who or what people sh*g. Unless, of course, they are in a relationship with me.