Are you up to the job
 

Models wanted. No bragging please :dozey:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005190552,00.html

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wanted, female plasterer, all materials & tools provided ...;)

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Just ordered a load of readymix, that should just about cover it.:cool: :D

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hmm, I refer you to the opening line of post 1 "no bragging please" :erm:

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If I sent my cast off though, and I get a message back saying they didn't want a fun-size multipack edition, i'd be very upset.

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Step aside, I hear fame and posterity calling! :naughty: :D


I can just hear it: 'How many women have you sh*gged?'
me: 'Well, that depends.......' :rofl:

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On what? :shrug: ;)

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I wonder if I will get royalties............now if I could get hustler to pay me per usage rather than sales :D

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Well, if they need anyone for the judging then I'm sure I could make myself available :idea: :naughty:

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I volunteer my services too - at least we can find out if that old saying is true............

'If you've seen one, you've seen them all' :Yikes:

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But are you going to judge the finished product or the original 'pre release' version? :D

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We'll decide on the day.............. ;)

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Shouldn't that be "tool" provided.:D

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I thought that would be a little too obvious, but you are right, of course :D

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Aren't there plenty of people out there able to make p****s out of themselves without the need of a sex shop chain? Well, I can think of a few..... :D
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Well only if they advertise for a right hand man should you get your hopes, or anything else, up ;) :)

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I'm gonna enter, even if It will cost a fortune in plaster of paris.

Serious question, where on the site are the kits?

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:Peace:
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I dunno m8....I couldn't find them.

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i think i will give it a miss , dont want to hurt anyone :disturbd: :D :D :D

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Thats a point...........dildo induced cervical bruising! :erm: :disturbd:

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:rofl: :Yikes: :eek: :sick:
That doesn't even bear THINKING about!!!!

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Yeah, but once you get a thought in your head........ hmm, I'm guessing TCP wouldn't be the best thing for that bruise.

Think I'd better go and cleanse my mind in front of Corrie!

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Ralgex :tu: :D

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are you sure it wasnt deep heat :Yikes: :Yikes: :Yikes: :Yikes:

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It would be deep............ :scratch:

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I knew it was a mistake to start this thread :erm:

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Talk about love lighting a fire inside :erm: :disturbd:

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Naah, you did the right thing and you know it :D :tu: