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Salu 16-02-2005 16:16

Gay Penguins...
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4264913.stm

Can penguins really be gay?? Aren't they just stupid? :p:

Isn't this PC going over the top again? Surely it can't be instinct to be a homosexual penguin or they would be extinct?

Sure all the zoo is trying to do is get them to breed?

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The males have been observed trying to mate with each other and trying to hatch offspring out of stones.
Surely this is a display of too much testosterone rather than sexual orientation. The stones thing just proves my "penguins are stupid" theory.

My brother's dog tries to mate with anything it sees when it is randy. Arm chairs, legs, other dogs etc etc. It doesn't mean it's gay, just randy.

[prepares for wave of homophobic comments....] :rolleyes:

Russ 16-02-2005 16:17

Re: Gay Penguins...
 
Penguin sex education must be really messed up....

Chimaera 16-02-2005 16:21

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Originally Posted by Russ D
Penguin sex education must be really messed up....

Well they must be doing something right - you don't see underage chavved up Burberry wearing female penguins going after council flats, do you? :shrug:

Nugget 16-02-2005 16:29

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Originally Posted by Russ D
Penguin sex education must be really messed up....

Well, that really takes the biscuit!

Russ 16-02-2005 16:31

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Originally Posted by Nugget
Well, that really takes the biscuit!

It begins.....

andyl 16-02-2005 17:32

Re: Gay Penguins...
 
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Originally Posted by Russ D
Penguin sex education must be really messed up....

Are you suggesting penguins (or people) can be educated to be gay (or not)?!

punky 16-02-2005 17:59

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Ahem.

http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/sh...88&postcount=5

AndrewJ 16-02-2005 18:32

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Now THAT takes the buscuit in many variations of flavours.

Maggy 16-02-2005 20:50

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Gay groups insisted that penguins had a right to form couples without human interference, she said.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Don't people think before they speak? :rofl:

Tristan 16-02-2005 23:13

Re: Gay Penguins...
 
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our...

Oh.

Sorry.

daxx 17-02-2005 03:13

Re: Gay Penguins...
 
what goes on 'twix consenting adults (penguin or otherwise) is their own business

Nugget 17-02-2005 08:45

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Originally Posted by daxx
what goes on 'twix consenting adults (penguin or otherwise) is their own business

Absolutely - that's why they have to wispa!

Russ 17-02-2005 09:14

Re: Gay Penguins...
 
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Originally Posted by andyl
Are you suggesting penguins (or people) can be educated to be gay (or not)?!

Yeah....that's EXACTLY what I'm trying to say.... :rolleyes:

andyl 17-02-2005 09:21

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Hmmm. Not sure what the sarcasm is meant to imply. Anyways.... there's some homophobia briskly emerging on the George Michael thread if you want to get on down there.

Russ 17-02-2005 09:30

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Why did you automatically bring homophobia in to it? Why did you automatically bring 'people being eductated in to being gay/straight' in to it?

Why not assume there was a level of humour involved which you may have missed?

Salu 17-02-2005 09:34

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Originally Posted by andyl
Hmmm. Not sure what the sarcasm is meant to imply. Anyways.... there's some homophobia briskly emerging on the George Michael thread if you want to get on down there.

[double Entendre alert...] :shocked: :p:
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Back to penguins...

I can't tell the difference between a male and a female penguin with all my human intellect......why should a penguin be able to with his titchy intellect...?

If the penguin has made his "choice" to be attracted to another male penguin, how do you explain the trying to hatch rocks then?

Believe me they are just stupid and full of testosterone...

Maybe they support Man United?? :p: ;)

Russ 17-02-2005 09:43

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Originally Posted by Salu
If the penguin has made his "choice" to be attracted to another male penguin, how do you explain the trying to hatch rocks then?

Aha!! It's good to see someone picked out the humour in my first post!!

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Originally Posted by Salu
Maybe they support Man United?? :p: ;)

You lost it at that point :grind: :D

andyl 17-02-2005 09:46

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Originally Posted by Russ D
Why did you automatically bring homophobia in to it? Why did you automatically bring 'people being eductated in to being gay/straight' in to it?

Why not assume there was a level of humour involved which you may have missed?

Could you elucidate on where the humour is?

Russ 17-02-2005 09:48

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Penguins trying to hatch stones.

My (obviously poor) attempt at humour was to suggest that sex education for penguins was so bad that they were not told that eggs are for hatching.

Not stones.

andyl 17-02-2005 09:53

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Originally Posted by Russ D
Penguins trying to hatch stones.

My (obviously poor) attempt at humour was to suggest that sex education for penguins was so bad that they were not told that eggs are for hatching.

Not stones.

Fair dos. I understand now and accept I misread your meaning for which I apologise (could you make it a bit more obvious and, well, funny, next time though! :)

Russ 17-02-2005 09:56

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Me....make something funny? Now you're asking....

dilli-theclaw 17-02-2005 10:00

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Originally Posted by Russ D
Me....make something funny? Now you're asking....

I hear it does happen - occasionaly :)

Russ 17-02-2005 10:01

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Watch it!!!! :D

Nugget 17-02-2005 10:01

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Originally Posted by Russ D
Me....make something funny? Now you're asking....

You're too busy trying to hatch that stone to be funny, aren't you ... oh



:D

AndrewJ 17-02-2005 10:06

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Wont it be a little rock hard to hatch a rock, sure would take the biscuit and in different flavours depending on rock type.

Stuart 17-02-2005 10:27

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Originally Posted by Nugget
Absolutely - that's why they have to wispa!

There's a whole Galaxy of other penguins out there anyway.

Nugget 17-02-2005 10:37

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Originally Posted by scastle
There's a whole Galaxy of other penguins out their anyway.

You flake ;)

Maybe the males just think that the females are ugly :p:

Anyway, if they were human, the males would be being praised for embracing their feminine sides, and practicising ante-natal techniques - I don't know why peopel are getting so aeroated by this :D

Stuart 17-02-2005 10:40

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People, let's keep this on topic please... :D

Actually, maybe the male penguins think the females are nuns. There is a certain resemblance..

Xaccers 17-02-2005 13:40

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All this talk of chocholate just mars the conversation.


Anyway, homosexual behaviour is extremely common within the animal community.
Just look at bonobo chimps, or the giant octopus for examples, oh and human beings too, we're animals after all.


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