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Stuart 30-07-2004 11:27
Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
Following on from the little discussion between bifta, a couple of other people and myself in the Music piracy bad thread, I would be interested to know what is your worst and/or most disturbing song.

I have many songs I hate (too many to pick one out), but I generally find "Everything I do" by Bryan Adams, anything by Westlife, McFly, Busted, the Teletubbies, Agadoo by Tight Fit and that awful song by Renee and Renata to be the worst I have heard.

The most disturbing (and also one of the worst songs) is Barbie Girl by Aqua..

Mick 30-07-2004 11:33
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Okay picking a naff song totally at random.... This one comes to mind:-

We are the cheeky girls.... By the Cheeky Girls.

Nemesis 30-07-2004 11:42
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celine Dion †“ My Heart Will Go On
Right Said Fred †“ Iâ₠¬ÃƒÆ’¢â€žÂ¢m Too Sexy
New Kids on the Block †“ Hanginââ‚Ã⠀šÃ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢ Tough
Color Me Badd †“ I Wanna Sex You Up
Rednex †“ Cotton Eye Joe
Aqua †“ Barbie Girl
Will Smith †“ Wil 2K
Crash Test Dummies †“ Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Europe †“ The Final Countdown
Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112 †“ Iâ₠¬ÃƒÆ’¢â€žÂ¢ll Be Missing You
Five For Fighting †“ Superman
Mr. Mister †“ Broken Wings
Bette Midler †“ From a Distance
Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder †“ Ebony and Ivory
Vanilla Ice †“ Ice Ice Baby
Billy Ray Cyrus †“ Achy Breaky Heart
Starship †“ We Built This City
The Firm - Arthur Daley
Toni Basil - Mickey

Dave Stones 30-07-2004 11:52
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i am maintaining that it is witch doctor by the cartoons...

Mick 30-07-2004 12:04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemesis
Toni Basil - Mickey
Hey - I like that tune for obvious reasons. :D

Dave Stones 30-07-2004 12:09
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ok lets analyse these...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemesis
celine Dion †“ My Heart Will Go On ok, crap
Right Said Fred †“ Iâ₠¬ÃƒÆ’¢â€žÂ¢m Too Sexy reminds me of the crystal maze...
New Kids on the Block †“ Hanginââ‚Ã⠀šÃ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢ Tough never heard of it..
Color Me Badd †“ I Wanna Sex You Up sounds typical 80s, see above
Rednex †“ Cotton Eye Joe HOW DARE YOU :mad:
Aqua †“ Barbie Girl a close second
Will Smith †“ Wil 2K never heard it...
Crash Test Dummies †“ Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm never heard it...
Europe †“ The Final Countdown it's classic cheese-ness! how dare you :mad:
Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112 †“ Iâ₠¬ÃƒÆ’¢â€žÂ¢ll Be Missing You played this round the clock on the "twisties top 5" when i went to fiji. it now annoys the hell out of me...
Five For Fighting †“ Superman :shrug:
Mr. Mister †“ Broken Wings :shrug:
Bette Midler †“ From a Distance :shrug: thought she does have big teeth...
Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder †“ Ebony and Ivory :shrug:
Vanilla Ice †“ Ice Ice Baby :erm:
Billy Ray Cyrus †“ Achy Breaky Heart :shrug:
Starship †“ We Built This City ON ROCK AND ROLL!!! great song, how dare you...
The Firm - Arthur Daley who?
Toni Basil - Mickey who?
nothing comes close to the cartoons in that list im afraid... :mis:

timewarrior2001 30-07-2004 12:27
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Any manufactured band song.
Celine dion - my heart will go on (and on and on just like the ariston adverts )
Abba - Any song, take your pick
Aqua - see above
Tweets =- the birdie song
Duran Duran - wild boys
C.W Mcall - Convoy (the song that inspired the film :rolleyes: )
Stan ridgeway - Camouflage
2 unlimited - errrr no lyrics....i mean limits
Most of the early 90's manchester bands.
Oasis - take your pick, all crap in my oppinion.
boney M - Brown girl in the ring
Will young - all his songs
Gareth Gates - see above
Mcfly - ^&*%^%$ £ (expletives deleted to preserve dignity)

Stuart 30-07-2004 12:31
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I think we can also add any "feel good" summer holiday songs (those songs that you hear on holiday in europe and can't forget, no matter how hard you try) to my list. Songs such as Saturday night by Whigfield, The Ketchup song & Dave's favourite that cartoons song..

MadGamer 30-07-2004 12:31
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What was the name of that song by Hanson? Moon Pop? Someone correct me if im wrong.

timewarrior2001 30-07-2004 12:33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayne A
What was the name of that song by Hanson? Moon Pop? Someone correct me if im wrong.

mmmmm bop?

Oh no Wayne A is trying to download it now lol :D

MadGamer 30-07-2004 12:38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by timewarrior2001
mmmmm bop?

Oh no Wayne A is trying to download it now lol :D
Thats the one. :D Though i have to ask my mums permission before i download from the Itunes Music Store.

Damm tried searching for it and they havent got it.

smegs 30-07-2004 12:40
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I would have to say anything by the spice girls :disturbd: Busted, Gareth gates, Darius, Will Young and Courtney love are all seriuosly :disturbd:

timewarrior2001 30-07-2004 12:42
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Quote:
Originally Posted by smegs
I would have to say anything by the spice girls :disturbd: Busted, Gareth gates, Darius, Will Young and Courtney love are all seriuosly :disturbd:
Courtney love, who at Reading 94 saw all the Nirvana t-shirts and said "lets pretend it never happened"

Now I dont know any other woman brave enough........or stupid enough to say that. SO I respect her for achieveing top notch bravery or stupidity. :D

But yeah her music is crap!

Mal 30-07-2004 12:47
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Celine Dion - My heart will go on
Cher - Believe
Those two because I heard them repeated non-stop for 3 years, due to girl next door
The Carpenters - Close to you laaa la la la laaa arrrrgh...
Europe – The Final Countdown

Stuart 30-07-2004 12:47
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayne A
Thats the one. :D Though i have to ask my mums permission before i download from the Itunes Music Store.

Damm tried searching for it and they havent got it.
If I were you, I would thank God (or whoever you believe in) for that..

Dave Stones 30-07-2004 12:51
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scastle
If I were you, I would thank God (or whoever you believe in) for that..
i think in cases like hanson etc, downloading music illegally is permissable... no one should allow those people to make money from their god-awful tunes and long hair...

didn't one of them die, and thats why they brought out no more tunez?

Nemesis 30-07-2004 12:53
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Arthur Daley http://www.minder.org/TF-ADEA(mono)82.mp3

Mickey http://www.vh1.com/shared/droplets/u...rackId=6121904

Ramrod 30-07-2004 12:55
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OY! Timewarrior.....leave ABBA alone! They were fantastic! :mad: :D

Nemesis 30-07-2004 12:58
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Keith Michell - Captain Beaky

timewarrior2001 30-07-2004 12:58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramrod
OY! Timewarrior.....leave ABBA alone! They were fantastic! :mad: :D

they were? sorry Imust have missed something lol

Dave Stones 30-07-2004 12:59
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ive never really understood the attraction of abba either...

Ramrod 30-07-2004 13:00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by timewarrior2001
they were? sorry Imust have missed something lol
Thats it......I'm gonna somehow force you to listen to their greatest hits album :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Stones
ive never really understood the attraction of abba either...
*tsk* too young to understand :rolleyes: :D

Graham 30-07-2004 13:00
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"One of us is ugly,
"One of us is cute.
"One of us you'd like to see
"In her birthday suit!"

- Not the Nine o'Clock News

:D

Stuart 30-07-2004 13:02
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Graham
<snip>
"One of us you'd like to see
"In her birthday suit!"

- Not the Nine o'Clock News

:D
How true... Pamela Stephenson was rather cute, and I would be perfectly happy to see her in her birthday suit.

ntl customer 30-07-2004 13:05
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayne A
Thats the one. :D Though i have to ask my mums permission before i download from the Itunes Music Store.

Damm tried searching for it and they havent got it.
Try peer to peer ;)

On the hitlist ...

Anything by Gareth Gates (there's something about him that makes me want to rearrange his face.)

Anything by the Cheeky Girls (touch my bum, yeah, as if I bloody want to?!)

That Peace and Desire dance song that was played to death a few years back and featured on a Neighbours from Hell programme when some old ladies living next door to a bunch of students kept saying "never mind the desire, I want the peace!!"

Mcfly - nuff said. Aaargghh!!!

N Trance and Rod Steward - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy - Aaarggh!!!

Dave Stones 30-07-2004 13:06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramrod
*tsk* too young to understand :rolleyes: :D
my parent(s) have the entire abba back catalogue on vinyl and drag it out on occasions. it does sod all for me, it is the cheese-pop of the day... i dont understand why everyone lauded praise on them...

modern music is much better ;)

*hopes no one sees his "currently playing" sig...*

Ramrod 30-07-2004 13:08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Stones
my parent(s) have the entire abba back catalogue on vinyl and drag it out on occasions. it does sod all for me, it is the cheese-pop of the day... i dont understand why everyone lauded praise on them...
They get more praise these days than they did in the 70's. People have realised that the songs were well put together.

Stuart 30-07-2004 13:10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Stones
i think in cases like hanson etc, downloading music illegally is permissable... no one should allow those people to make money from their god-awful tunes and long hair...

didn't one of them die, and thats why they brought out no more tunez?
Actually, I think in the case of bands like Hanson, shooting is morally (if not legally) permissable..

Ramrod 30-07-2004 13:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scastle
Actually, I think in the case of bands like Hanson, shooting is morally (if not legally) permissable..
Actually, it's a civic duty...

MadGamer 30-07-2004 13:15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ntl customer
Try peer to peer ;)

On the hitlist ...

Anything by Gareth Gates (there's something about him that makes me want to rearrange his face.)

Anything by the Cheeky Girls (touch my bum, yeah, as if I bloody want to?!)

That Peace and Desire dance song that was played to death a few years back and featured on a Neighbours from Hell programme when some old ladies living next door to a bunch of students kept saying "never mind the desire, I want the peace!!"

Mcfly - nuff said. Aaargghh!!!

N Trance and Rod Steward - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy - Aaarggh!!!
Nooooooooooooooooooo not Kazza

Dave Stones 30-07-2004 13:20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayne A
Nooooooooooooooooooo not Kazza
there are more networks than the fast track one you know ;)

anyways i have thought of another simply evil song...

JUMP by Van Halen... come to think of it anything by Van Halen...

MadGamer 30-07-2004 13:28
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Stones
there are more networks than the fast track one you know ;)
Such as??? I know Napstar but im not going to pay £1 when Apple are cheaper

Dave Stones 30-07-2004 13:36
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayne A
Such as??? I know Napstar but im not going to pay £1 when Apple are cheaper
oh i wasnt referring to the legal ones... iTunes and napster arent exactly "file sharing networks ;)

totally :notopic: but i was thinking along the lines of Gnutella2, Gnutella1, Edonkey, Emule, DirectConnect, BitTorrent... all could prove very useful if you are still searching for that Hanson song i have been reading you want so much ;) :p:

i don't think anywhere in their right mind would try to SELL a hanson cd/song...

...maybe HMV...

MadGamer 30-07-2004 13:39
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Stones
oh i wasnt referring to the legal ones... iTunes and napster arent exactly "file sharing networks ;)

totally :notopic: but i was thinking along the lines of Gnutella2, Gnutella1, Edonkey, Emule, DirectConnect, BitTorrent... all could prove very useful if you are still searching for that Hanson song i have been reading you want so much ;) :p:

i don't think anywhere in their right mind would try to SELL a hanson cd/song...

...maybe HMV...
Im guessing they're legal and spyware free?

Dave Stones 30-07-2004 13:42
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayne A
Im guessing they're legal and spyware free?
erm... it depends on what you are looking for as to whether it is legal or not...

as has been said before though, hanson mp3s don't fall under the same legal banners as the rest of the mp3s being shared on the internet... it is acceptable to share them, so you don't have to admit to the shame of owning one of their CDs :Yikes:

Stuart 30-07-2004 14:03
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Wayne, be careful. I believe playing Hanson songs is classified as torture by the Geneva Rights convention.

MadGamer 30-07-2004 14:08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scastle
Wayne, be careful. I believe playing Hanson songs is classified as torture by the Geneva Rights convention.
Can i have that in English?

Dave Stones 30-07-2004 14:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scastle
Wayne, be careful. I believe playing Hanson songs is classified as torture by the Geneva Rights convention.
i didn't think that *ahem* "listening for your own enjoyment" could be classed as torture, unless other people could hear it..?

*dreads to think what hanson would sound like out of my hi fi on full blast*... i think george bush would invade me if i did that...

Stuart 30-07-2004 14:17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayne A
Can i have that in English?
:erm:

It's just that some people, myself included, think of Hanson as torture..

Dave Stones 30-07-2004 14:24
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scastle
:erm:

It's just that some people, myself included, think of Hanson as torture..
hear hear...;)

timewarrior2001 30-07-2004 14:26
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scastle
:erm:

It's just that some people, myself included, think of Hanson as torture..
Yeah but then you got the brainless masses that put utter ****e to number1 every week.
Just look at the songs in the charts recently, It's hard to find anyone there with much talent.

I guess i'm saying theres no excusing some peoples tastes

Julian 30-07-2004 14:57
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How did the guys from hanson get such long faces, I mean we are talking hideous - sons of horses esp. the one on the right. :Yikes: :sick:

Stuart 30-07-2004 15:01
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Another crap group to add to the list.

Chas 'n' Dave..

Dave Stones 30-07-2004 15:03
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scastle
Another crap group to add to the list.

Chas 'n' Dave..
one of them has a great name though :D

Nemesis 30-07-2004 15:08
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Yeah, Chas is a pretty good name innit ;) :D

Nemesis 30-07-2004 15:10
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I wanna add this one into the pot .... truly disturbing :disturbd: :disturbd: :disturbd:

http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/sh...ad.php?t=15574

Stuart 30-07-2004 15:17
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OK. Anything by William Shatner then..

timewarrior2001 30-07-2004 15:21
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Dare I say it?

David "knight rider" hasselhoff

Nemesis 30-07-2004 15:21
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Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody

Dave Stones 30-07-2004 15:26
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemesis
Yeah, Chas is a pretty good name innit ;) :D
:p:

as it would happen, an ex of mine is called chaz. i got ridiculed somewhat at college...

timewarrior2001 30-07-2004 15:28
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Stones
:p:

as it would happen, an ex of mine is called chaz. i got ridiculed somewhat at college...

*Claps hand over face and shakes head*

Dave Stones 30-07-2004 15:30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by timewarrior2001
*Claps hand over face and shakes head*
well, at least you didnt get folk songs (or whatever the hell they sing) sung at you when you arrived in a morning... :erm:

has said too much

Ramrod 30-07-2004 15:40
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Quote:
Originally Posted by timewarrior2001
Dare I say it?

David "knight rider" hasselhoff
Thats what I thought! :tu:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Stones
:p:

as it would happen, an ex of mine is called chaz. i got ridiculed somewhat at college...
rofpmsl :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemesis
I hate that one :tu:

Julian 30-07-2004 15:52
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shaddup you face - joe dolce

too drunk to **** - the dead kennedys

all songs sung by footballers/teams

downquark1 30-07-2004 15:55
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Beyonce naughty girl - makes me want to climb up the wall paper.

Most disturbing has to be the 'I love horses' theme.

Maggy 30-07-2004 15:57
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This is pointless! One man's meat is another man's poison.


Incog who just hates women singers who add about 5 extra syllables to every word at the end of a sentence or chorus.Fecking annoying!!!

Just sing the damned song ladies.

Incog.

Julian 30-07-2004 16:04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Incognitas
This is pointless! One man's meat is another man's poison.


Incog who just hates women singers who add about 5 extra syllables to every word at the end of a sentence or chorus.Fecking annoying!!!

Just sing the damned song ladies.

Incog.
LOL...

So I will always love you by Whitney Houston isn't one of your favourites then. :D

Maggy 30-07-2004 16:11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Julian
LOL...

So I will always love you by Whitney Houston isn't one of your favourites then. :D
Definitely not.However sung by the writer of the song,singer Dolly Parton,it sounds much better.

Colin 30-07-2004 17:22
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Cliff Richard - Summer Holiday. It send shivers down my spine. That man, regardless of his faith is going to hell :D

Marge 30-07-2004 17:47
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Anything "poppy" girl or boy band artifical crappy poo is just turned right off my car stereo/tv.

Westlife are just absolute bobbins, my hate for them sometimes just overwhelms me :erm:

Ramrod 30-07-2004 17:54
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Debsy42
Westlife are just absolute bobbins, my hate for them sometimes just overwhelms me :erm:
awwww.....they seem like such nice boys :D

Richard M 30-07-2004 18:15
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Anything by Take That, Bros, Westlife, Justin bloody Timberlake. :grind:

Marge 30-07-2004 18:44
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:Sprint: Boy Band Week currently showing on Flaunt Channel

and I'm watching it :erm:

Graham 30-07-2004 19:14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Julian
So I will always love you by Whitney Houston isn't one of your favourites then.
For all we know the lyrics might actually *be*:

And I-eee-i-eee-iiii will always love you-eee-ooo-eee-ooo...!!

Stuart 31-07-2004 00:00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin
Cliff Richard - Summer Holiday. It send shivers down my spine. That man, regardless of his faith is going to hell :D
I hate Cliff for the fact he is a practicing Christian yet is perfectly happy to cash in on Christmas.

Russ 31-07-2004 00:07
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Even if he gives all the proceeds to charity?

Most disturbing song? Sorry Kronas but it has to to 'Complicated' - that has to be (IMO) the most pointless and irritating song ever :shrug:

Mr_love_monkey 31-07-2004 00:57
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'Total Eclipse of the heart' - Bonnie Tyler - it just fills me with vomit.

or what about 'Grandad' (or GrandMa) - by that bloody school choir...

greencreeper 31-07-2004 02:48
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I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

It's just awful and cheesy and false.

timewarrior2001 31-07-2004 07:35
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey
'Total Eclipse of the heart' - Bonnie Tyler - it just fills me with vomit.

or what about 'Grandad' (or GrandMa) - by that bloody school choir...
you mean st winnifreds school choir?
*shudder* that bnrings back some horrendous childhood memories

bopdude 31-07-2004 08:41
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The song Terry Wogan sang with the Brighouse and rustic band, or whatever they were called :disturbd:


And the most annoying lyrics are wombling free, just because I end up singing it all day .. AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH it's happening again, make it go away :Yikes:

MadGamer 31-07-2004 13:57
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Lolly - Mickey. That has got to be the worst song EVER!

Stuart 31-07-2004 23:51
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Russ D
Even if he gives all the proceeds to charity?

Most disturbing song? Sorry Kronas but it has to to 'Complicated' - that has to be (IMO) the most pointless and irritating song ever :shrug:
Maybe I was a bit harsh, but I don't like Cliff's recent stuff..

homealone 01-08-2004 00:01
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how about Black Lace - 'having a gangbang' - crap band, dodgy subject, why???

Ramrod 01-08-2004 00:03
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Russ D

Most disturbing song? Sorry Kronas but it has to to 'Complicated' - that has to be (IMO) the most pointless and irritating song ever :shrug:
I like that one :)

Paul 01-08-2004 00:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemesis
Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody
Wash your mouth out - that's the best xmas song ever :p: :cool:

Anything involving Rap is complete and utter crap - 90% of the current chart is drivel.

But the worst ? - how can anyone not have nominated Mr Blobby yet ... :disturbd:

greencreeper 01-08-2004 00:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bopdude
The song Terry Wogan sang with the Brighouse and rustic band, or whatever they were called :disturbd:
The Floral Dance?

Stuart 01-08-2004 00:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul M
But the worst ? - how can anyone not have nominated Mr Blobby yet ... :disturbd:
Thanks. Had almost completely wiped that song from my memory....

bopdude 01-08-2004 15:14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by greencreeper
The Floral Dance?
Yeah, I think that was it :tu:

Stuartbe 01-08-2004 15:26
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The ketchup song - " mocdonalds mcdonalds contucky fried chicken and a pizza " AAARRRGGG...........

Noooooooooooooo

ntl customer 02-08-2004 07:53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuartbe
The ketchup song - " mocdonalds mcdonalds contucky fried chicken and a pizza " AAARRRGGG...........

Noooooooooooooo
That's not the Ketchup song. The Ketchup song is the one with the irritatingly annoying tune and that hand-jive style dance, coupled with incomprehensable lyrics. :p:

The one you are referring to is the Fast Food song by the Fast Food Rockers, where the you make the actions of the Mcdonald's M for Mcdonalds, a house for Pizza Hut and flap your arms like a chicken for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Again, another annoyingly catchy tune with verses repeated again and again within the song, and will drive you nuts if you hear it a few times because it sticks in your head. :o

Another annoying song I find is Can't Get You Out Of My Head by Kylie Minogue. Did me head in probably because I heard it and the above songs about 5 times during the course of the day when I visited the Guildford Spectrum on a trip (and no, there's no escape from the piped muzak - there are speakers in the ceiling of the toilets of all places :disturbd: ).

Nemesis 02-08-2004 09:19
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
and this is how it goes ...

I know a song that'll get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
and this is how it goes ...

I know a song that'll get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
and this is how it goes ...

I know a song that'll get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
and this is how it goes ...

I know a song that'll get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
and this is how it goes ...

:D :D

Mr_love_monkey 02-08-2004 09:28
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemesis
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
and this is how it goes ...
Well, what song is it then? :dunce: :)

Electrolyte01 05-08-2004 23:09
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
The 3 songs that are most disturbing to me are:

fast food song
cheeky girls
barbie girl

When I hear them I'm like *TURN IT OFF!* :D

poolking 05-08-2004 23:32
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
When I first heard barbie girl it did make me cringe, but for some unknown reason I am getting drawn to novelty songs more and more now. :D

Stuart 06-08-2004 09:03
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by poolking
When I first heard barbie girl it did make me cringe, but for some unknown reason I am getting drawn to novelty songs more and more now. :D
:erm: :disturbd: :Sprint:

Halcyon 06-08-2004 23:13
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
1. Nearly every song ever entered into the Eurovision song contest.

2.The Smurfs - The Smurf song.

3. Will Young / Anyone off TV that releases a song /

Dave Stones 06-08-2004 23:23
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halcyon
2.The Smurfs - The Smurf song.
hehe totally off topic but my MSN nickname at the moment is

dave *did you ever see blue man group? total rip off of the smurfs...*

totally ripped off from a line from the simpsons but it made me laugh ;)

Paul 10-08-2004 22:37
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
Watching this atm;

MUSIC: VH1's Ultimate Number Ones
Channel: VH1 UK 605
Date: Tuesday 10th August 2004
Time: 22:00 to 23:00 (24 minutes left)
Duration: 1 hour.
Top 10 Worst Number Ones: VH1 has undertaken the mammoth task of asking the nation to vote for their ultimate number ones of the last 15 years - here is the resulting countdown.

No.4 = Barbie Girl
No.3 = Teletubbies
No.2 = Mr Blobby

Can't wait to see what no.1 is :disturbd:

Dave Stones 10-08-2004 22:37
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
timmy mallett?

Paul 10-08-2004 22:41
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
Cliff Richard - Millennium Prayer :erm:

Dave Stones 10-08-2004 22:42
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
oh dear...

Halcyon 10-08-2004 23:18
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
I almst forgot this one that is polluting the airwaves at the moment:


O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei

AWFUL !

Caff 10-08-2004 23:28
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Stones
oh dear...
It's: What ??? !!!

Is it: "Little does she know that I know that she knows that I know (ad infinitum ..............)

Stuart 10-08-2004 23:33
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
I also hate anything by the Vengaboys...

MadGamer 11-08-2004 00:09
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
Dont know if its been mentioned but....

THE Teletubbies

Stuart 11-08-2004 00:26
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
:disturbd:

Maggy 11-08-2004 10:06
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
I really must unsubscribe from this thread.Shudder!It's horrifying. :Yikes:

Personally I go ballistic at shadyupyer face or however the incorrest spelling goes. :sick:

I hate that song with so much passion. :grind:

Theodoric 11-08-2004 19:51
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
Well, if you want something a little disturbing, try the following song from Carmina Burana.

Olim lacus colueram, Once I lived on lakes,
olim pulcher extiteram, once I looked beautiful
dum cignus ego fueram. when I was a swan.

Miser, miser! Misery me!
modo niger Now black
et ustus fortiter! and roasting fiercely!

Girat, regirat garcifer; The servant is turning me on the spit;
me rogus urit fortiter; I am burning fiercely on the pyre:
propinat me nunc dapifer, the steward now serves me up.

Miser, miser! Misery me!
modo niger Now black
et ustus fortiter! and roasting fiercely!

Nunc in scutella iaceo, Now I lie on a plate,
et volitare nequeo and cannot fly anymore,
dentes frendentes video: I see bared teeth:

Miser, miser! Misery me!
modo niger Now black
et ustus fortiter! and roasting fiercely!

MadGamer 11-08-2004 19:57
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Theodoric
Well, if you want something a little disturbing, try the following song from Carmina Burana.

Olim lacus colueram, Once I lived on lakes,
olim pulcher extiteram, once I looked beautiful
dum cignus ego fueram. when I was a swan.

Miser, miser! Misery me!
modo niger Now black
et ustus fortiter! and roasting fiercely!

Girat, regirat garcifer; The servant is turning me on the spit;
me rogus urit fortiter; I am burning fiercely on the pyre:
propinat me nunc dapifer, the steward now serves me up.

Miser, miser! Misery me!
modo niger Now black
et ustus fortiter! and roasting fiercely!

Nunc in scutella iaceo, Now I lie on a plate,
et volitare nequeo and cannot fly anymore,
dentes frendentes video: I see bared teeth:

Miser, miser! Misery me!
modo niger Now black
et ustus fortiter! and roasting fiercely!
me dont understand any of that. :confused:

Theodoric 11-08-2004 20:08
Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayne A
me dont understand any of that. :confused:
It's a mediaevial Latin song, as probably sung in taverns by drunken students, sacriligeous monks and other disreputable characters. What it's describing is what it says; this poor swan roasting on the spit and then being served up on a platter. I've always felt extremely sorry for the swan.


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