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Nor 18-07-2004 00:03

Worst car advert ever ?
 
Caught this advert for the new MG ZR today in The Mirror. Anyone else think they've fecked it up, cos to me, it looks like its saying its **** :) We all know the expression, 'like **** off a shovel' as in fast, but as you can see below the way they've worded it, the role of the MG ZR seems to be the **** :)

http://smartreg.co.uk/hosted/roversh1t.jpg

Sorry for bypassing the swear filter but it was kinda required.

paulyoung666 18-07-2004 07:22

Re: Worst car advert ever ?
 
funny i was thinking the same when i saw it :erm:

Ramrod 18-07-2004 07:25

Re: Worst car advert ever ?
 
Yup, I think they f*cked that ad up :D


btw....nice post for 1am Nor :D

paulyoung666 18-07-2004 07:26

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod
Yup, I think they f*cked that ad up :D


big style , i wonder if top gear pick up on it tonight :D :D :D

bopdude 18-07-2004 07:30

Re: Worst car advert ever ?
 
Fresh off the shovel :confused: :confused: never heard that before :shrug: but yes advert is a bit **** as said ;)

cookie_365 18-07-2004 13:53

Re: Worst car advert ever ?
 
So basically there are two types of people:


1. Ones who are familiar with the expression, so'll think the car's being equated with the smelly stuff, and

2. Ones like me who aren't, so the ad'll be meaningless.

You need a new ad agency guys :dunce: !

Ramrod 18-07-2004 13:57

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bopdude
Fresh off the shovel :confused: :confused: never heard that before :shrug: but yes advert is a bit **** as said ;)

The saying is: 'Like **** off a shovel' ei. quick.

paulyoung666 18-07-2004 14:03

Re: Worst car advert ever ?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramrod
The saying is: 'Like **** off a shovel' ei. quick.



exactly :tu:


thought everyone knew that :erm:

Russ 18-07-2004 14:30

Re: Worst car advert ever ?
 
And the funny thing is, I bet it took 6 guys with ponytails, sitting around a large oak table sipping water out of green bottles 3 months to think up that slogan....

Ad executives....they make me laugh :rofl:

paulyoung666 18-07-2004 15:00

Re: Worst car advert ever ?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Russ D
And the funny thing is, I bet it took 6 guys with ponytails, sitting around a large oak table sipping water out of green bottles 3 months to think up that slogan....

Ad executives....they make me laugh :rofl:



whats wrong with ponytails , oh yeah sorry :D :D :D :D :D

Ramrod 18-07-2004 15:10

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Quote:

Originally Posted by paulyoung666
exactly :tu:


thought everyone knew that :erm:

Yes, but Bop's not from these parts.

paulyoung666 18-07-2004 15:14

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thought that was a northern term , me and bop are both northeners as far as i know :erm: :D :D :D

Marge 18-07-2004 15:19

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Quote:

Originally Posted by paulyoung666
thought that was a northern term , me and bop are both northeners as far as i know :erm: :D :D :D

I'm sure Bops from Darlo

Ramrod 18-07-2004 15:20

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Quote:

Originally Posted by paulyoung666
thought that was a northern term , me and bop are both northeners as far as i know :erm: :D :D :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debsy42
I'm sure Bops from Darlo

Yes, but he was out of the country for a while......and he said he didn't know the expression.....leave me alone:help: :cry: :p: :D

Julian 18-07-2004 15:39

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Ahhhh but look at it the other way.... the ad has worked... you're talking about it!! ;) :)

timewarrior2001 18-07-2004 15:47

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Just been in the back garden clearing up after little doggie before cutting grass.

I discovered that the phrase is a lie.
Tried 3 times to flick it over next doors fence, 2 times it struck on the shovel the 3rd it flopped into the fence and not in a particular hurry.

paulyoung666 18-07-2004 15:48

Re: Worst car advert ever ?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Julian
Ahhhh but look at it the other way.... the ad has worked... you're talking about it!! ;) :)


very true , but in derogatory way :erm: :D :D :D :D

i still wonder if top gear will pick up on it tonight :rofl:

Russ 18-07-2004 15:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Julian
Ahhhh but look at it the other way.... the ad has worked... you're talking about it!! ;) :)

I'll talk about it all night - but there's no way on earth it would want to make me actually buy the car :D

paulyoung666 18-07-2004 15:50

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Russ D
I'll talk about it all night - but there's no way on earth it would want to make me actually buy the car :D


and thats from a rover driver to boot :D :D :D :D

Russ 18-07-2004 15:57

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That's the driver of a Rover 620ti, if you please :p:

Julian 18-07-2004 15:58

Re: Worst car advert ever ?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Russ D
I'll talk about it all night - but there's no way on earth it would want to make me actually buy the car :D

LOL fair point. :D

Nor 18-07-2004 16:05

Re: Worst car advert ever ?
 
Cracking motor Russ. I'm a big Rover fan myself. Currently have a 95 420GSi myself

I sent it into Top Gear this morning, wonder if they actually read all the emails though.

paulyoung666 18-07-2004 17:01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nor
Cracking motor Russ. I'm a big Rover fan myself. Currently have a 95 420GSi myself

I sent it into Top Gear this morning, wonder if they actually read all the emails though.



2 hours to go till we find out , and me being the driver of a lowly 216si :erm: :D :D :D :D

Xaccers 19-07-2004 02:26

Re: Worst car advert ever ?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by timewarrior2001
Just been in the back garden clearing up after little doggie before cutting grass.

I discovered that the phrase is a lie.
Tried 3 times to flick it over next doors fence, 2 times it struck on the shovel the 3rd it flopped into the fence and not in a particular hurry.


Your neigbours must love you! :D

timewarrior2001 19-07-2004 18:33

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Yeah they do, lol

Nah what it is I was shiftiong the stuff to the back gate, but it was easier to throw everyhtign over the fence....ours and neighbours fence before bagging it outside.

And before people get the wrong idea yeah I cleaned up our dogs mess and the mess of the other dogs that think our fence is a toilet.

etccarmageddon 19-07-2004 18:44

Re: Worst car advert ever ?
 
whoever made that advert must have rented this movie:-

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099316


does anyone remember the porche slogan he came up with?

Gareth 20-07-2004 00:09

Re: Worst car advert ever ?
 
No, but the Volvo one was "They're boxey ...but they're good!"

Gareth 20-07-2004 00:10

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edit: actually, IMDB have the Porsche quote....

Quote:

Porsche. It's a little too small to get laid IN it, but you get laid the minute you get out of it!
:D :D :D

etccarmageddon 20-07-2004 15:30

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and he had reply cards printed up headed "Yes, I would like a xxxx job"!

where you could fill in your details for a porche brochure.

class!


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