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downquark1 20-05-2004 21:23

How gay are you?
 
OK skyone has topped my list for the reasons for moral and social decline:
http://www.skyone.co.uk/

You are SLIGHTLY UNDERGAY.
You are nearly the perfect modern man, however you can still improve your life (and your chances with girls) by learning from gay men.

For some reason if I change my t-shirt I suddenly become more gay. :rolleyes:

Earl of Bronze 20-05-2004 21:27

Re: How gay are you?
 
Appariently, I'm seriously Undergay. :D :cool:

kronas 20-05-2004 21:28

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

You are SLIGHTLY UNDERGAY.
You are nearly the perfect modern man, however you can still improve your life (and your chances with girls) by learning from gay men.
everyone knows there is no slight about it, i am straight :erm:

Defiant 20-05-2004 21:29

Re: How gay are you?
 
All I can say it Hollix

dilli-theclaw 20-05-2004 21:30

Re: How gay are you?
 
I am slightly overgay

Earl of Bronze 20-05-2004 21:31

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Defiant
All I can say it Hollix

Whats up m8, didnt get the answer you where expecting. ;)

iadom 20-05-2004 21:31

Re: How gay are you?
 
Not to sure about this.:blush: I was completely honest with my answers.:shocked: http://www.skyone.co.uk/howgay/images/spacer.gifCongratulations! You are JUST GAY ENOUGH.
Girls find your behaviour irresistible and you have achieved the perfect balance of gayness for a straight man. However, all straight men need to know how to maintain this optimum level of gayness.

Chris W 20-05-2004 21:31

Re: How gay are you?
 
also SLIGHTLY UNDERGAY

just wondering though.. since when has Wales been a county....?

Chimaera 20-05-2004 21:32

Re: How gay are you?
 
I am slightly overgay!
But then I am a woman! ;)
Is that good or bad?

punky 20-05-2004 21:33

Re: How gay are you?
 
Good news:

You are SERIOUSLY UNDERGAY.
You have a lot to learn from gay men. If you take on some of the lessons that gay men have to teach you then girls will stop being disgusted by your behaviour and you'll be more likely to find the woman of your dreams. You require urgent attention.

Actually, I don't know wether that is good or not. On one hand i'm not gay, which i'm pleased about, but on the other hand it is calling me a male chauvanist pig. Hmm.

Edit: Chim: That's good for you. Birds (Err.. sorry, I meant ladies) are supposed to shave and moisterize things. Whatcha put for the "staring at other girls" question? :) Me and my ex used to stare and rate girls (and guys) in the street as we passed them I loved that, it was so much fun. Gotta love dating a ladette.

tkiely 20-05-2004 21:35

Re: How gay are you?
 
seems i'm just perfect, wish it meant i could get my radeon 9700 to work, the *******!

Tezcatlipoca 20-05-2004 21:37

Re: How gay are you?
 
"SLIGHTLY UNDERGAY"



Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeybreath
also SLIGHTLY UNDERGAY

just wondering though.. since when has Wales been a county....?

:notopic:

Well, it was just a little "Principality" of England for several hundred years ;)

Although it has finally been recognised as an actual country for the last 50 or so years. Scotland, Northern Ireland, & the Channel Islands were also in the "county" list. I'd say whoever decided on calling the location selection a selection of "counties" is a fool.

Paul K 20-05-2004 21:37

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

You are SLIGHTLY UNDERGAY.
You are nearly the perfect modern man, however you can still improve your life (and your chances with girls) by learning from gay men.
I knew my shaving and cleansing would be the ruin of me ;)

downquark1 20-05-2004 21:41

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul
I knew my shaving and cleansing would be the ruin of me ;)

I think the only thing that saved me was my hatred of tight clothes and preference for top heavy women ;)

What exactly does it mean you have a lot to learn or can learn etc.. Is it saying we need to be more like the social stereotype or what? :confused:

Shaun 20-05-2004 21:43

Re: How gay are you?
 
You are SLIGHTLY OVERGAY.
You are an enlightened individual, having taken on many gay traits to improve your life. However, you have gone a bit too far in some areas and may be confusing girls with your behaviour.

Just because I like to see a woman in a nice dress and use a face wash!

Chimaera 20-05-2004 21:46

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dellwear
You are SLIGHTLY OVERGAY.
You are an enlightened individual, having taken on many gay traits to improve your life. However, you have gone a bit too far in some areas and may be confusing girls with your behaviour.

Just because I like to see a woman in a nice dress and use a face wash!

:rofl: Nothing wrong with facewash dell ;)

Earl of Bronze 20-05-2004 22:10

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dellwear
You are SLIGHTLY OVERGAY.
You are an enlightened individual, having taken on many gay traits to improve your life. However, you have gone a bit too far in some areas and may be confusing girls with your behaviour.

Just because I like to see a woman in a nice dress and use a face wash!

LOL. It gave me grief for washing in plane water, and prefering women in their underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:

MadGamer 20-05-2004 22:21

Re: How gay are you?
 
YOU ARE SLIGHTLY OVERGAY. Just to tell you all now. Im not gay.

downquark1 20-05-2004 22:23

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WNA
YOU ARE SLIGHTLY OVERGAY. Just to tell you all now. Im not gay.

But the test says you are :erm: :angel:

iadom 20-05-2004 22:25

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dellwear
You are SLIGHTLY OVERGAY.
You are an enlightened individual, having taken on many gay traits to improve your life. However, you have gone a bit too far in some areas and may be confusing girls with your behaviour.

Just because I like to see a woman in a nice dress and use a face wash!

Yes, but what you didn't mention was the fact that you were wearing the "nice dress" when you saw the woman.:pp :D

Earl of Bronze 20-05-2004 22:34

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by iadom
Yes, but what you didn't mention was the fact that you were wearing the "nice dress" when you saw the woman.:pp :D

PMSL..... :rofl:

Nice one mate. :cool:

homealone 20-05-2004 22:35

Re: How gay are you?
 
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lol - wouldn't you know :D

MadGamer 20-05-2004 22:42

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by downquark1
But the test says you are :erm: :angel:

Im not. :erm: :(

MikeyB 20-05-2004 22:43

Re: How gay are you?
 
Phew,
You are SERIOUSLY UNDERGAY.

th'engineer 20-05-2004 22:48

Re: How gay are you?
 
You are SLIGHTLY UNDERGAY.

Richard M 20-05-2004 22:55

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

You are SERIOUSLY UNDERGAY.
You have a lot to learn from gay men. If you take on some of the lessons that gay men have to teach you then girls will stop being disgusted by your behaviour and you'll be more likely to find the woman of your dreams. You require urgent attention.

Bifta 20-05-2004 23:48

Re: How gay are you?
 
Anyone else find it a bit odd how some people are relieved they're told they're not gay by some web page? It's not a disease!

dilli-theclaw 20-05-2004 23:49

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bifta
Anyone else find it a bit odd how some people are relieved they're told they're not gay by some web page? It's not a disease!

No I don't find it odd - and no - I don't think it's a disease.

Jerrek 21-05-2004 00:36

Re: How gay are you?
 
You are SLIGHTLY UNDERGAY.
You are nearly the perfect modern man, however you can still improve your life (and your chances with girls) by learning from gay men.




eh?

sir_drinks_alot 21-05-2004 00:42

Re: How gay are you?
 
Congratulations! You are JUST GAY ENOUGH.
Girls find your behaviour irresistible and you have achieved the perfect balance of gayness for a straight man. However, all straight men need to know how to maintain this optimum level of gayness.

punky 21-05-2004 01:51

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bifta
Anyone else find it a bit odd how some people are relieved they're told they're not gay by some web page? It's not a disease!

Nothing wrong with being gay per se, it's just I like being straight. :) I once joked to a friend once, who told me that gay people are happier or something, and I said as a joke back, something along the lines of: "I see it as an advantage that i'm straight, that I don't have to have a large, hard object inserted into my arse. My pink/brown starfish is quite delicate" :)

*moshes to Screeching Weasel - I wanna be a homosexual* Check out the lyrics ya'll they are really good.

I think that website is confusing homosexual with metrosexual, isnt it? :confused:

ZrByte 21-05-2004 01:59

Re: How gay are you?
 
apparently im seriously undergay.... yay, I guess, funny though how I have far more female friends than male friends and they dont seem to mind me even if this test does claim that I am disgusting to the opposite sex :shrug:

There are a couple of questions I would have answered 'none of the above' to if the option existed though, like the eyebrow question, the pubcrawl question and the radio one.

Xaccers 21-05-2004 02:09

Re: How gay are you?
 
I'm slightly undergay, nearly the perfect modern man
Come on ladies, I'm open to offers :naughty:

Marge 21-05-2004 02:47

Re: How gay are you?
 
Can't make my mind up, do I prefer under or over ??? ;) :D

Xaccers 21-05-2004 02:52

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Debsy42
Can't make my mind up, do I prefer under or over ??? ;) :D

Have you tried both? ;)

Marge 21-05-2004 03:18

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaccers
Have you tried both? ;)

Yep :rolleyes:

Richard M 21-05-2004 09:29

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ZrByte
apparently im seriously undergay.... yay, I guess, funny though how I have far more female friends than male friends...

Same here, wierd.

Chris 21-05-2004 09:38

Re: How gay are you?
 
I'm just gay enough .. yay, I think :erm: But I don't see how I can have been learning anything from gay men when I only watch Channel 4 if Friends is on... (I deliberately switch over if Graham Norton comes on, he stopped being funny about 5 years ago).

Defiant 21-05-2004 09:53

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Earl of Bronze
Whats up m8, didnt get the answer you where expecting. ;)

Bah it classed me as a modem guy. Thats how rubbish the whole thing is lol

Jon M 21-05-2004 10:05

Re: How gay are you?
 
I wonder if the myth of gay men being the origin of things like good personal hygeine, sensitivity, dress sense and ability to communicate well with women was actually encouraged by the gay community to somehow legitimise their lifestyle... or maybe i'm too cynical

Jarandco 21-05-2004 10:25

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

You are SLIGHTLY UNDERGAY.
You are nearly the perfect modern man, however you can still improve your life (and your chances with girls) by learning from gay men.

:)

homealone 21-05-2004 10:49

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Defiant
Bah it classed me as a modem guy. Thats how rubbish the whole thing is lol

you probably just did the test because you were baud :D

Ramrod 21-05-2004 10:58

Re: How gay are you?
 
Slightly undergay :D

Earl of Bronze 21-05-2004 11:00

Re: How gay are you?
 
Got to remember peeps, people like you for who you are, or at least you're friends do. IMAO, if you get friends by lookin good, then they are likely to be as shallow as an eggcup. And who really wants friends like that.

Edit:- and in my opinion the test is a losd of crap designed to get you interested in the show and little else. ;)

punky 21-05-2004 11:06

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Earl of Bronze
Edit:- and in my opinion the test is a losd of crap designed to get you interested in the show and little else. ;)

Bingo :)

Shaun 21-05-2004 11:41

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by iadom
Yes, but what you didn't mention was the fact that you were wearing the "nice dress" when you saw the woman.:pp :D

I'm more a skirt guy ;) :pp

Quote:

Originally Posted by Earl of Bronze
Edit:- and in my opinion the test is a losd of crap designed to get you interested in the show and little else. ;)

Still a giggle though :)

greencreeper 21-05-2004 12:00

Re: How gay are you?
 
You are VERY OVERGAY.
Step back, you've gone too far. It's one thing getting in touch with your feminine side, but quite another to have girls thinking of you as 'just a friend'. You need to get in touch with your masculine side again.


Oh it's accurate. I embrace my feminine side :Sprint:

SMHarman 21-05-2004 12:07

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dellwear
You are SLIGHTLY OVERGAY.
You are an enlightened individual, having taken on many gay traits to improve your life. However, you have gone a bit too far in some areas and may be confusing girls with your behaviour.

Just because I like to see a woman in a nice dress and use a face wash!

Me too.

Miss C 21-05-2004 18:05

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Earl of Bronze
Got to remember peeps, people like you for who you are, or at least you're friends do. IMAO, if you get friends by lookin good, then they are likely to be as shallow as an eggcup. And who really wants friends like that.

Agree with you on that. Several years ago a guy I worked with told me I looked great in a particular pair of jeans but I shouldn't wear the belt I was wearing with it (black suede plaited thing) because "Blokes don't like them, yeah? And no-one will want to go out with you." I told him if a guy would base asking me out on what belt I was wearing he wouldn't be the sort of person I'd want to date. This concept seemed lost on him. :D

The quiz was fun but rubbish of course - by the way I was seriously overgay. So I guess a girl that's all right. :) I did the test again answering how I thought I'd like a guy to answer and apparently I should be dating a slightly overgay man. :D

C

Chris 21-05-2004 18:52

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss C
The quiz was fun but rubbish of course - by the way I was seriously overgay. So I guess a girl that's all right. :)

Mrs towny is apparently 'very over-gay' ... now she's worried she's skewed the results against all Scottish men, because the small print at the bottom of the window says they're keeping a record of the results to use on TV :disturbd:

Miss C 22-05-2004 10:54

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by towny
Mrs towny is apparently 'very over-gay' ... now she's worried she's skewed the results against all Scottish men, because the small print at the bottom of the window says they're keeping a record of the results to use on TV :disturbd:

Tell her not to worry, I did it twice and put Hertfordshire in so that evens it up a bit. :D

iadom 26-05-2004 21:34

Re: How gay are you?
 
My wife decided to watch this programme whilst I watched the football but for some reason we have Kirsty's home videos. All the papers and even DigiGuide have this programme on at 21.00pm tonight on Sky.:confused:

Colin 27-05-2004 11:10

Re: How gay are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WNA
YOU ARE SLIGHTLY OVERGAY. Just to tell you all now. Im not gay.

Of course you're not WNA. You're just experimenting eh ;) :)

It says i'm slightly undergay.


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