Abi Titmus: Perfect Girlfriend?
 

FHM (Yes, I read FHM, i'm sad like that), and RichardM have made the rather bold assumption that Abi Titmus is THE perfect girlfriend.

What do you guys/girls think? i'd be interested to hear what people say. If she isn't then who is, and why?

To start you off, i'm inclined to agree. She:

1) is loyal
2) is attractive
3) calls other women "birds"
4) likes porn
5) threesomes with other women to please her bloke
6) is/was a nurse
7) likes stockings/lingerie and uniforms

etc...

Edit: Russ: Just so you know, Mylene Klass is in the issue too.

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:rofl:
She is pretty damn perfect.
The only thing I can think of is that her face isn't as pretty as I'd like but she makes up for it in other ways. ;)

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It's hard to judge that isn't exactly a lot of information - it's vague in places too.


I'll get m' coat :sulk:

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Who is Abi Titmus then :confused:

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Some woman who is apparently now a "celebrity"...for the sole reason that she went out with some other "celebrity", & got in the tabloids when they had some sort of orgy, or something.

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Heh, who on earth voted awful? I wouldn't climb over her to to any of you lot ;)

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:eeek: *legs it down to tesco

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So how many of us have you met then? ;)

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i have :pp :pp :pp :pp :kiss:

ah, i was wondering too, thanks for the clarification.........tsk tsk some people going after these women :erm: :pp :D

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Well see .. now .. obviously I was basing my decision on the previous posters, all of them being male.

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I don't feel I can vote with confidence till I see a pic....tried googling but can't find one....must be one hell of a celebrity :pp

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well she certainly lives up to the first half of her second name in that pic :pp :D ;)

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i don't like her jaw.... cant complain about anything else though ;)

*loyal fhm reader*

oh, and the photo in the letters column of the person in the thong behind mark owen... my flatmate knows him :pp

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Yea, but they're not real :pp
Thanks for the pic Bif....your right....I wouldn't kick her out of bed either :D

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She gets an OK then.

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I thought she was made up when I read that name

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one word..........MINGER!

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they didnt look real either!!!........i mean look at roundedness.........sorry must keep quiet now :naughty: :dig: :mis:

thats what i thought when i.........how do i get in to these situations :erm:

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As John Leslie's nurse girlfriend she was nice but now she's turning into another Jordan, right slapper. Will do and wear anything to get her picture in the papers.

What has she got going for herself other than being the girlfriend of John Leslie and liking three in a bed rampant sex romps. She's got no talent and she reminds me of when Liz Hurley stuck by Hugh Grant's side during his sexual encounter. Without Hugh & John these women would be complete unknowns and we would not have to be subjected to their talentless ego's.

But having said that she ain't half fit :)

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And my gosh don't she just know it.

She's just like Liz Hurley - famous for being famous. Give her 12 months and we'll have safely forgotten about her.

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Um ... ok, something tells me that post from you was just to disagree with others for the sake of it.

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actually it was because i dont find her attractive at all.

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Not Perfect, but pretty damn good.

Lets face it and be honest most men would certainly chase her. She sounds filthy too - superb !

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She's alright in the pictures in FHM (yes, I'm 28 and still read it :) ), but she's still got a face like a horse!

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You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire...

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Certainly not the best lookin woman in the world, but I wouldnt kick her out of bed for Farting.

Give her a bloody good Dutch Oven though. :angel:

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Here's a quality website showing many pictures of Abi Titmus: http://www.abi-titmus.co.uk

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Nice one :D Cheers :)

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She looks alright on hell's kitchen

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Perhaps...... but i'm sure your wife will kick you out of bed if she ever reads this thread :rofl:

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I think she looks alright. I wouldn't say no..

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Nah, I'm allowed to look :D

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I don't suppose anyone has found Abi's video collection for download, have they? I'd kill for it. Bloody News Of The World. They get this awesome video (there are two apparently), show us screenshots to tantalise us and rub it in that they have it, and then don't share. :(

And yeah, she was awesome in Hell's Kitchen. Here's what I said about her in that thread for those that missed it:

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I found a 12.1MB video file on the edonkey P2P network.
I'm downloading now, it could take a day or two though before it's finished. :)

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I've been looking on there ever since, and the only I've found is her doing an extended advert on Television X. Actually, it is about 12 meg, so it is probably the same file. I can send it to you if you want. It's not brilliant though, no nudity from her, and her presenting skills aren't upto much. Still better than nothing though.

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Actually, I just found a new one - a 228MB one... :naughty:

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Awesome, can you give me the URI so I can grab it? is it on GNutella2?

There's a 600 meg video called "Abi-video.avi", but only one source, and it isn't sending.

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EDIT: I'll PM 'em to you...

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Yeah, that's the best way. Thanx much. :)

Look at us, we are like twelve year olds with our first porn mag :)

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:D Is that where she learnt about spitroasting then? :>):)

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i think id soon get bored of the non stop sex with her and her buddies.

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I got a 90 meg vid of her and a friend.. didnt know there was an extended version.........

fire up p2p.... im commin to get ya :rofl: