New Sex Laws
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3675057.stm

I wonder if this will be a thread we can all agree on? :rolleyes:

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Personally I can't wait for Graham to turn up :D

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What's an anti-child, is it like the anti-christ?

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someone called?

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Oh noooo....you'll know when he hits town :D

Actually, no you won't... :erm:

Back on topic....although I agree in principle with some of these laws, they'll be a nightmare to police.

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Does this mean that someone dating a mother and her daughter will be classed breaking the law (incest) :erm:

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Yay! Men can B**g** each other without fear of prosecution.

Under the act, men who have previously been convicted of b**g**y and indecency between men with a consensual partner aged over 16, will have their names removed from the sex offenders' register.

I didnt know you'd be convicted as a sex offender if you got caught before.

:Yikes:

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I thought they could anyway?

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I think it was illegal in public...so what have they made legal :O

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oh crap

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Now they are just trying to spoil our fun.
No more gerbils for me, eh Russ? :D

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As were all sexual acts, were they not?

And necrophillia is illegal? I always found that to be dead boring. And incest? Relatively boring ;) :D

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I think it was a case of 'out of sight, out of mind'.
But if caught (normally by someone telling the police) or the police decided to take offense (as it often depended on what mood the police were in) they would prosecute.

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See the last few postings prove how confusing this whole area has been for a while now.

Sadly however it won't stop those who will continue to find a way to work around these updated laws.

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ALL SEXUAL ACTS ARE?

oh crap

I mean woohoo.....i have to leave now on a totally unrelated topic to o with a monkey :monkey:

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yeah, for example they say so sexual acts inside a public toilet but not inside a public company tolet woohoo! loophole

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lol :)

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More info than I needed!! :shocked:

Actually
I was thinking more about the updated lawsa on grooming and consentual sex.

Incog

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Necrophillia!

Will it make a difference if the person gives permission for someone to have sex with their body when they die??
Or is it just the act itself???

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I agree

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It cant be that common though, I mean where do they get the body? and what of sick idiot would give permission

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Perhaps people could carry a 'necrophillia donor card'

In the event of my death, I give permission for my body
to be use for sexual acts.

Signed .............

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I cant decide if thats the dumbest thing i have ever heard

I mean I have watched the marks and spencer ads

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Why on earth would you ask?

On second thoughts, don't answer that.....

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I think it was meant to be humorous, well it made me laugh :)

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Why do topics to do with necrophillia and sex in public places always fill up quickly :)

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ah no matter how many new laws you pass there will always be loophole's
for People to go Through ;)

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Well it fills up with those who just have to joke about it even when it is about a serious issue.We are still at the Carry on stage when it comes to discussing sex issues. :rolleyes:

Incog.

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Dirty joke alert

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I doubt it.

Under the new act it redefines "an indecent picture of a child" as being one of anyone under *eighteen* instead of sixteen as previously, so an eighteen year old looking at a picture of a 17 year old could be classed as a paedophile, even though they can engage in consensual sex with them!

It also effectively criminalises all sexual activity with an under sixteen year old, whether it is consenting or not, and thus makes it a *criminal offence* for two under sixteen year olds to even *kiss* in public although it notes that, provided they both appear to be enjoying it, it's unlikely action will be taken!! (I can see the headlines now "14 and 15 year olds arrested for playing 'kiss chase'!")

As regards recent threads on prostitution, the government claims they are trying to protect victims by introducing new offences covering "commercial sexual exploitation" and targetting pimps and others who force children and adults into prostitution, which is all well and good, however it also adds extra penalties for running a brothel regardless of whether those employed there are consenting or not.

Finally this reform *still* does nothing to clarify or rectify the contradictions in the laws or interpretations of the laws regarding BDSM and related activities (preferably by eliminating them altogether where consenting adults are concerned) which is most certainly a missed opportunity :(

So, my initial reaction is 6/10, could do better...

(PS sorry for being boring by talking about the issues, rather than making weak jokes...!)

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Yeah but the serious issues have been discussed to death, all of us will agree on them

So we will joke about the rest of them

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Err, not quite, it means that you'll risk getting a fine or six months in jail instead of a mandatory life sentence!

Obviously this government didn't have the bottle to do what the Danish government did in the '70s and put it under "cruelty to animals" legislation instead (ie if you weren't hurting the animal, there was no offence!)

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Then bow out and go back to one of the threads like this http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/showthread.php?t=7174

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Fine I'll leave then before I'm rude to you.Carry on being puerile.

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EH?? Did beastiality(sP?) mean you got a life sentence before??
I didnt know that??
I find it funny (not funny haha mind) that we kill animals to eat but can't have sex with them. After all a mouths, amouth. (funny haha)

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Yep, it was classed under acts of "gross indecency" (the same ones that used to include homosexuality IIRC)

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I assume the implication was that 'having sex with animals is just as bad as having sex with the same gender'??

I'm so glad I wasnt born any earlier than I was. altho I still think Im a head of my time on issues like this.

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well, we're getting closer;)

Book cover, Proof of pudding yada yada yada. We'll see what things we see in the next few years. Perhaps the 'kiss chase' law will be 'ignored' like the homosexual one was, unless of course the situation genuinely merits it.

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On the subject of 'sex in public toilets' i'm always reminded of what George Michael said when he was caught in the LA toilets.
I paraphrase 'If it was a beautiful woman offering to have sex, I doubt most men would refuse.'

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The phrase 'all men are animals' comes to mind :erm: ;)

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Very true m8....

And today Matthew I am going to be a rabbit. :D

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Spose that's better than

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Hmm, "Bonks like a bunny"...! :D

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I dont think this forum needs moderators and admins, It needs good councillors and therapists :eeek::disturbd: :confused: :D

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I wonder if that was a mistake or an admission .... ;)

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:o I edited that post once to deal with the fypos, but having had a :beer: or four and thus I am a little :drunk: I find myself :dig: :blush:

*edit changed it to read what it should have done :dunce:

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at least we can still shag in our backgardens right?

Are orgies now alowed?
What about men and women together at Ann Somers parties?

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LOL

I love this forum

or is that illegal now? oh well off to jail for me....