Robot traffic cones!
 

I have no idea what to make of this. For some reason the thought of a line of motorized traffic cones zipping across the M1 makes me want to burst out laughing. Can it ever really work, or is it the ultimate Heath Robinson invention?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3666989.stm

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Looks like a load of old bollards to me :D

* pictures them being hacked into and all the UK's motorways stopping :rofl:

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i want some!!! could have some fun annoying unsuspecting drivers with those!!

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They look like daleks on a training course :)

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I thought the following quote was quite interesting:

Just like humans really ;)

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Or NTL sales men practicing ;) :D

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They could use intelligent cats eyes to determine when it is safe to move them. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3645359.stm

You can just imagine the motorways of the future with all these gadgets controlling things and somebody in a passing car using their mobile phone which causes interference and makes the robots go crazy.

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Reminds me of something I heard about Nasa..

When looking for something to write in space (as Biros apparently don't work), Nasa spent billions of dollars developing a pen that would work in space (and eventually developed the roller ball).

When faced with the same problem, the Russians (the Soviets then) used a pencil.

Actually, regarding the cones, Johnny Vaughn had an interesting point. He said they'd be good for students. His reasoning was that students (when drunk) like to nick traffic cones. If the cones could move, the students would have to "hunt" the cone.

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They look like something Dom Jolly would use on Trigger Happy TV :D

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"At that price I believe the savings will mean it will still be affordable if one dies in the line of duty," said the engineer

This was my fav bit, can imagine a long line of them following the funeral car :erm:

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LMAO

LOL

This thread has been the best laugh i've had in ages... Still the cones would work. Drivers would slow down/stop cuz we'd all be laughing so hard to see all these cones moving about around us.

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What the hells an Ass Prof :Yikes:

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Assistant Proffeser I think.

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Sounds like It's A Knockout that the whole country can join in with :tu: Live commentary by Stuart Hall :D

Get the little buggers in action as quick as poss I say

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Maybe I should've put this topic in the Humour section :D

The whole thing is reminding me of an Australian film I saw years ago. Can't remember the name, unfortunately. There was a hilarious section in which a group of people attempting a bit of industrial espionage, built motors into three cigarette stubbers of the kind you used to see in lift lobbies before smoking in offices was pretty much banned. They trundled these things around the building with a catchy soundtrack - the same tune One2One used in their ad campaign a couple of years ago, that sounds like a phone ringing tone sampled on a keyboard.

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Vicious things traffic cones...reminds me of the time I tried drunkenly to kick one over only for it to roll back round and knock me over :)

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Has anyone been to "Yo Sushi!" in Soho (Poland St. I think)? Apparently they got robot waiters. Good old Japs. I remember when having your food brought to you via conveyor belt was modern :)

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Add some funny music, and you could have a scene from Benny Hill..

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:rofl:

Now that's going to make me chuckle all afternoon...:D

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Why am I seeing that great scene from Toy Story 2 when all the toys cross the road under cones and cause a massive pile up?

Could we not spend the money on building better roads that wear out slower, or more ee's to do the roadworks quicker?

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Well these will make good trophies for student digs!!

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Will they be progammed to run home?
Will they get stuck like daleks at the top of the stairs?

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Daleks can fly now ;)

Now flying traffic cones - that would be iteresting :D

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Still, at least if they tried to come down the M1 to London, they'd probably get stuck in Traffic... :D



Just imagine. Hundreds of traffic cones moving down the road yelling "Exterminate! Exterminate!"... :rofl:

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Episode II - Attack of the cones

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or "Episode III - The Roadworks Strike Back"

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They could always modify them and turn them into robot litter bins.

Put a McDonalds advert on the side and put them in the car park so they could follow customers around saying "exterminate litter, exterminate litter"

Any other uses they could be put to?