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swoop101 22-04-2004 05:48

self repair idiot (not for the squeamish)
 
Just received this link from a friend, made our eyes water thinking about it.

http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/pe...02-213504.html

p.s. Stuartbe don't let your sac split mate :D

Chris W 22-04-2004 11:38

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that is foul :sick:

Chris 22-04-2004 11:50

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ooooohnononononononononoooooooooo :cry:

I'm going to be wincing for the rest of today. :disturbd: :disturbd: :cry:

Paul 22-04-2004 12:53

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Ouch !

Stuartbe 22-04-2004 13:12

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:Yikes:

I only managed to read a few lines....

Joking aside - I have had a nasty infection in this area myself and I can assure all you guys that it hurts more than anything else you could imagine...

:( :( :( :( :(

gary_580 22-04-2004 13:30

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only could happen in the good ole USA

Xaccers 22-04-2004 13:54

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That story was one of the first emails I recieved when I first went to uni
Oh happy days

gary_580 22-04-2004 13:56

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaccers
That story was one of the first emails I recieved when I first went to uni
Oh happy days


i dont think we should ask what university ;-) wasnt the principle was it!!

Ramrod 22-04-2004 14:03

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nnnnnnnnnngh :spin: :disturbd:

Xaccers 22-04-2004 14:07

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gary_580
i dont think we should ask what university ;-) wasnt the principle was it!!

Used to get all sorts of strange mails.
Like why smurfs are blue, samantha and her stallion on a stormy night, and the bloke who found a dead beaver by a small lake :sick:

Stuartbe 22-04-2004 14:09

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I am betting there is not a man reading this thread that has not crossed his legs by now :D

Chris 22-04-2004 14:14

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Stuartbe
I am betting there is not a man reading this thread that has not crossed his legs by now :D

Not quite crossed my legs, but I am aching in sympathy. :erm:

SMHarman 22-04-2004 14:22

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Stuartbe
:Yikes:

I only managed to read a few lines....

Joking aside - I have had a nasty infection in this area myself and I can assure all you guys that it hurts more than anything else you could imagine...

:( :( :( :( :(

It's those swabs they take of the uretera :Yikes: (or however you spell it) that really make your eyes water. Having babies - pah, try cotton buds down your pee pipe.

Xaccers 22-04-2004 14:29

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SMHarman
It's those swabs they take of the uretera :Yikes: (or however you spell it) that really make your eyes water. Having babies - pah, try cotton buds down your pee pipe.

*ALL* the way down and then some (I'm sure they try and get it round the bend!) :Yikes:

It's even worse if you don't have an infection

Stuartbe 22-04-2004 14:34

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:eek: * looks for passing out smiley *

I am so :Sprint:

Chris 22-04-2004 14:45

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SMHarman
try cotton buds down your pee pipe.

OK, now my legs are crossed :cry: :Yikes:

MovedGoalPosts 22-04-2004 14:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SMHarman
It's those swabs they take of the uretera :Yikes: (or however you spell it) that really make your eyes water. Having babies - pah, try cotton buds down your pee pipe.

We really do need a "dont go there" award. :Yikes:

SMHarman 22-04-2004 15:03

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaccers
*ALL* the way down and then some (I'm sure they try and get it round the bend!) :Yikes:

It's even worse if you don't have an infection

It was over 8 years ago I had this procedure performed. Still makes me cross my legs when I think about it.

mart44 22-04-2004 16:07

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Had a tube inserted all the way up to the inside of the kidney cavity a few times but I think stapling your own undercarriage together beats that for courage in facing operations without anaesthetic.
:Yikes:

Salu 22-04-2004 16:40

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It's a pity he didn't have the balls to take himself to the Doctors straight away....

I'm amazed noone cracked that before me.

John Smiths 22-04-2004 21:19

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Salu
It's a pity he didn't have the balls to take himself to the Doctors straight away....

I'm amazed noone cracked that before me.

Someone had to say it....

Why the hell did he use an industrial stapler?! He could have stapled one (well only one i spose) of his testes....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!:Yikes:: disturbd::bigcry:


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