Nightmares... are..... made... of... this.
 

Holy ****. Size matters!

http://beerbaron.kibblesnbits.net/Misc/whoadude.jpg

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Thats got to be a fake pic :Yikes:
....wtf are those meant to be? :shocked:

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It looks like a facehugger :Yikes: :Yikes: :Yikes:

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Camel spiders apparently. I'd hate to have them in my bed. Now I'm not afraid of arachnids, but if I climb into bed and I feel a hairy leg touch my thigh, squirming, trying to wiggle its way up my boxers, I'm not going to be a happy camper.

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But I thought you liked boys? :confused:

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Hang on - if that things hairy leg was touching the floor, the rest of it would already be in your boxers :Yikes: .

If that's a spider, it's no wonder camels have got the hump :erm: :D

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They live on birds and mice don't they? :confused:

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:D

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I have just given up all pretences of being macho or manly, and just screamed and fainted on the floor

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just make sure you have a big shoe handy
when that thing is on the prowl!!!!!!!!

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Just imagine if it was in the room when you fainted - the first thing you'd know about it would be when it was dragging you off by the hair :shocked: :Yikes:

Slowly edges out with his eyes flicking everywhere

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A shoe?????????? You'd need feet the size of tanks to kill that thing!

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does that thing have some kind of venom or sting

just to put the cherry on the cake so to speak?

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No just a nasty bite!

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Well - I think that would definately scare the crap out of me if I saw one in real life....

I'm not too happy about seeing the picture either :)

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have you been reading the unexplained-mysteries.com forum? this was posted there earlier today too ;). apaprently they are 6 inches long and can run 30mph... scary :Yikes:

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So you've not met my ex then?

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These little suckers can eat on living flesh because their saliva contains a powerful painkiller. Imagine waking up, seeing half your foot is gone... [img]Download Failed (1)[/img]

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LOL!!!

I'd just cry......you ain't getting away from that at 30mph

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'Shudders' :sick:

I did a six month tour in Belize about 11 years ago. Christ, you should see the spiders in the jungle. They spin their webs between plants, along paths in the jungle, and then wait for flying critters to get trapped in the web.

Strange thing is, they always seened to be right at face height to me (5' 8"), and where about 8" across including the legs. Horrible beasties. But thats where a really, really sharp knife comes in to play. :devsmoke:

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If that "thing" above is anything to go by, a sharp knife will be no help at all. The only thing that will help you if that thing takes a fancy to you is a very good priest.

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Ahhhhh !!!
Why did I open this topic.
I hate those things !!!

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The pic is great for me cos I'm ogling the uniforms :drool: :drool:

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They eat your face :eek:

There venom stop's your nerve's from working.. so you dont feel it, until you check the mirror next morning :O

They got the name Camel Spider though, from the myth about how they cling to the underneath of Camels, and eat there stomachs.. Camel's dont feel it, cos of the venom.. they only find out when there intestines drop out :eek::D

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Now thats disgusting :shocked: happy 1000th post by the way ;)

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I just printed out a copy and put it on my missus' pillow....

I'll let you know what she thought 2morro :)

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That's if you are still alive tommorrow :D

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good luck for getting any sex in the next six months :pp

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Unless, of course, it crawled up your boxers rather than into your shoe......

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:shocked: you're so dead!

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LOL

She'l be happy !!!


Worst thing I remember was once going to bed on the mediterranean coast south of France and found a dead scorpion in the bed sheets.
Scared me tonnes at the time as I couldnt sleeep the rest of the night.

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Well - all I can say is she was - um - not impressed.....

But she saw the funny side eventually :)

About 3am :)

She still loves me.... awwww

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http://home.global.co.za/~quagga/solpugid.htm

Apparently they're harmless...and not actually spiders, but related

I'd still brick myself if one started following my shadow, especially if it was nearly noon!

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Link doesn't work...

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:disturbd:

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The ones in the piccy look a hell of a lot bigger than 3 inches! :disturbd: :Yikes:

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http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp#add :D