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get kronas a girlfriend. He is after someone who is all the below

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*ahem i like a women with a bit of slim body not too slim though some curves would do
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blonde brunette black hair whatever
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and a good sense of humor
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and patience
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sophistication
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ellegance
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style


If you know of any1 please post below :angel: :D

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..... that isnt a private msn conversation is it? He may not be happy if it is.

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Nope its a public one :)

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You like living dangerously don't you?


Incog gets deckchair out and pours a glass of wine and settles down to wait.

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seems like it doesn't it this should be interesting :)

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Ah, well carry on! :D

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It does :erm:

Anyway, I have a specimen conforming to the above specifications, and I'm not sharing her :)

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Will money help :angel: :pp

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lmao @ " specimen " :rofl:

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Avril Lavigne? Not boasting BTW

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:erm: i said in the first post they had to be so that rules Avril out on all counts :)

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Carol Vorderman?

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now we are getting somewhere do you have her number?

EDIT sorry spoke with Kronie and he says too old, so we are after a younger carol.

P.S he is a bit shy abt posting on this thread :)

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She has lots of numbers M8. ;)

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:rofl: @ Julian

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Carol Vorderman... I think Kronas might find her a little old. I'm interested in her phone number though...

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That doesn't sound like him at all :erm:

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I know but its true, we are in constant contact via MSN why do u think he hasn't posted :)

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so no fair - imo :)

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tha hell is going on here :confused: i just got back on the site and i thought scooby was joking around with me on msn :mad:

im not happy with you !!!!!!!!! :mad: :grind:

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Yes, I have to second that. (Despite posting in this thread earlier)

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U said you needed a g/f FFS i was just trying to help out :mad:

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carol bloody vorderman is the best you could do :mad: :Peace: :grind: :batty:

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ok Scooby, but we like to think msn stuff is 'private' :shrug:

/- deletes countless logs ;) :D

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:Peaceman: Chill guys...

If this thread upsets you Kronas just let me know and I will close it !

I am sure that its all meant in a light hearted way and no offence was intended Kronas m8 :)

EDIT : Less of the Carol bashing - She is my Hero !!! :D

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Sorry m8 but she did fit the criteria since age was not deemed a necessary part. :o

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:rofl::rofl:

People Kronas HAS been aware of this fromthe start I promise you, MSN convos are totally private unless yuo are called ***** *** ****** then they are not.

Kronas are you telling me you would kick CV out of bed?!?

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my parts are old enough to be 'compatible' ;)

- how about.....

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But what does she look like now, 20 years on ???

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shes a bit old, ill admit i had a thing for her on countdown..... a while ago......... :erm: :D

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hmmm all ill say is Kronas wasnt here, so i guess he was out having fun!! Now who's the sad one?

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Old and experienced!!! I Know someone who used to work with her when she was a Graduate and worked for Christian Salverson

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there is a 'suddenly' Anne Robinson loses all her wrinkles report out there - somewhere ;):)

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lol funnily enough i spotted something about that ;) :erm: :D

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OK chaps, now your just getting desperate. Or perhaps the woman who really and truly wears the trousers does it for you :shocked:

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she wears skirts, dresses, trousers - depending on her mood & the weather - yes she 'does it for me' - still;)

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Princess Anne ?

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:Yikes: :shocked: :sick: :sick:

serious submissions please :rolleyes:

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Zara :pp

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WTF :Yikes: :D

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i said serious...........elisha cuthbert......... :D

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MMM.... Elisha :drool:


I vote you should go for Marge Simpson.. She fits all those requirements (apart from hair, unless you like women with three foot tall blue hairdos).

Actually, on a serious note, What about Sarah Michelle Gellar?

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lmao and this was supposed to be serious :rolleyes: :( :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Actually, Chimaera fits the description you gave....But, as her profile says, she is taken.

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does such a woman exist?? :Sprint:

p.s sorry to bring this down a bit. But i've always thought of the dreaded CV to be a little bit dirty (and not in the unclean way). I bet she is you know. Right i'm off

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you could always go wait outside the 6th form at hecky grammar... lots of people that fit your criteria go there

(no im not a pervert, i used to wait for friends who went there, honestly :angel:)