Originally Posted by Moldova (Post 34756484)

Just a thought:D:D:D

Approximately 40% of pregnant women experience constipation during their pregnancy.

Taken from http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Constip...hat-is-it.aspx

Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34756644)

:erm:

Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34756644)

:erm:

Originally Posted by Will21st (Post 34756691)

what do you mean :erm: ? You should be more like :Yikes: :p:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 34756755)

So, has she dropped yet ;)

Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34756756)

Still no! :erm: She's at work at the moment, though and she works in a tiny little hair dressers. So if she went there all her clients would hear/smell it! :td:

Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34756756)

There shall be no little chuzzlemonkeys anytime soon thankyou very much. :D

I plan to have many child-less years yet.

Now can we please be sensible and get back to talking about how to make my girlfriend poo? ;)

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Still no! :erm: She's at work at the moment, though and she works in a tiny little hair dressers. So if she went there all her clients would hear/smell it! :td:

Originally Posted by Rob M (Post 34756760)

Once she's gained some experience there does she get to go and cut full-sized hair?

:)

Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34756763)

No she's only got litttle Jeremy Beadle hands so she can only cut the borrowers' hair :p:

Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34756763)

No she's only got litttle Jeremy Beadle hands so she can only cut the borrowers' hair :p: