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They are going to hate me in dialysis tomorrow :)

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Think of the poor buggers in cardio....arr(gh) me hearties :rolleyes:

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I must admit I decided it wouldn't be appropriate when shopping in Morrisons..though my language did get rather ripe when trying to extricate myself out of the car park..

So I'm off to flog the crew while they stow the booty me hearties...

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Arrrrrr! Rake em from stern to stern and fire a broadside!

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Thinks - many pirates today are Somali, does that change things?

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Anyone can be a scurvy pirate but it takes flair to talk like one yer lily livered ****.

Ye aren't a scurvy pirate unless ye speak like one so why aren't ye givin' us some scurvy pirate speak

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http://postlikeapirate.com/

http://funtranslations.com/pirate

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Aye wench, slice open his gills and send him to Davy Jones's locker or by the seven seas of rye, ye arr no skipper ye arr a scurvy swab with missing teeth and a hairy boil.

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Down in Cornwall at the moment so the right place for pirate speak. :D

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I only use BitTorrent to download Linux distros.

Arr.

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Guess what ye scurvy knaves..It's that time again.

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I tried to put this on the calendar a long while back but failed. Perhaps an invisible pirate will have more luck

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Arrrrrrrrrrr! all hands on deck ye salty sea dogs!

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Ahoy scurvy dogs! woke t' find 'twas cold wet 'n foggy so shiver me timbers I'm off t' hang a light from th' cow 'n lure a ship onto th' rocks.

Saves having to go to the supermarket. :D

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Pass the rum....

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Morrisons put up a fight so I had to pay..Thieving ****.