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Why - will you haul me over the coals? organise a steak out? Grill me?


Back on topic :shocked: Hi all newcomers :waving:

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:welcome: barbie to the mad house

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Kronas has a larger than life member? :shocked:







......I'll get me coat........ :D

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The emphasis should be on the word and.
as in :naughty:

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Touche' :D





.....that was a trap wasn't it? :D

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Hmmmm looks like I should introduce myself here.


I am woman, hear me roar... oh wait that is a song LOL

I am older that the creator himslef, I taught him how to create woman, he thoguht he would do better and created man, now look where we are.

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Maybe you spelt 'woman' wrong at the time .....

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Welcome Vanethica! Enjoy yourself here. :D
What with Barbie joining last week - the ladies will overtake the forum! :rofl:

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Ummm I don't think so.

Want to know why they don't let women fight in wars? They would be over too soon, Women would mutilate thost that are killing their kids.

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Hi Hun,
Welcome to the nut house, now you know where some of the joke scome from.

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hell vanethica, interesting name...

*sits back and monitors/surveys the situation :naughty:

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Yes, WOMENNNN RULEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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Hi Sweetie, fancy meeting you here ;)

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Another?

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Hello Vanethica. Interesting name......edit....and I can't find out what it means :mad: :D

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They do let women fight in wars ....

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Ooooer looks like another couple! ;)

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Heheh well... I am taken by Meta, he is such a sweetie. OOPS did I say that? (blushes)

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I'm getting confused now! How did I manage to answer a post of yours before you posted it (without being Dr. Who)

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Yep, but on opposite sides of the pond

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Cos I edited it but accidentally deleted it - don't laugh I'm poorly! :cry:

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Now this is getting WAY too complicated - or just interesting? ;)

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darn.........typical :erm: :( :cry: oh well no harm in a bit of 'fun' eh ? :p: :D :naughty:

hope you enjoy your stay.

*sits back down continues to watch on...

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There's a name for blokes like you Kronas! ;) :PP:

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We have already visited each other a couple times though.

BTW peoples, Vanethica ( vah-neth-icka) is the greek word for Enchantress

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Voyeurs ?

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Is she sometimes known as 'Lady Vanethica'?

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i said it as va-ne-thica, in my head :rolleyes:


what, wasent it you on msn insisting i 'play the field' ? :erm: :D :p: ;)

:erm: no im just freindly, in diffarent ways ;) :naughty: :p:

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It can be quite interesting... and I think I will leave the message at that for now LOL

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Think she meant "go play on a field" ;) :p:

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Hmmm would that word be.. desparate?

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Thanks for that, you have put me out of my misery there :tu: :)

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*leans back looks ever more interested........... ;)

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:welcome: to the forum :D
nice to have another women here :D
enjoy

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Yeppers

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me........desperate.........no........never......m e..........can i have your number please ? who are you, whats your name, fancy me ?........as i said not desperate...... :erm: :D :p: ;)

lol paul :rofl:

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See kronas....I said that women can smell desperation :)

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;)

i never denied that its not the case.........

*goes back pondering who this person is.........sits up and looks on.........

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Aha! So metawraith is also known as Stu or Quiz Bot?

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:erm: thought you were saving yourself for Avril? ;) Get back in the cold shower Kronas :p:
From across the pond eh? Well you might be safe from Kronas but watch out for Jerrek ;) :D

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We all need to watch out for Jerrek.....he has the best of both worlds..... :D

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You got it :¬)
Metawraith was my original name in Outerworlds

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The plot thickens :)

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Yup, now I have to go and get my son to work to earn some moolah LOL

Byeeeeeeeeeee till I get back

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If you were to open your eyes to the wonders of the search engine you would know :p:
Nice photos Vanethica ;) Lovely jumper Metawraith :D Looked very warm :D

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in more ways than one :erm: :Yikes: :shocked: :disturbd:


*sees that she is 'taken'

i dont like cold showers........

not if i make a journey round to there ;)

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You off round to Jerreks then? ;) :angel: We'll let him know you are on your way :p:

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Now you're just worrying me kronas :erm: :D :wavey:

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Just remember what "brace yourself" means ....

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nooooooooooo i meant to meet the lady ;)

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It's the photos of Dec2003 you want to see, but those arent uploaded to the web. Xmas day 4,500 ft up in the mountains in the Sequoia National Park, 2 days later down on Malibu beach }:¬)

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Any other snaps not uploaded yet? :naughty:
Looks like you have competition Meta ;) Kronas da stud is on the case :p:

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Word! :D

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*sings vanethica ohhhh vanethica where are you thou vanethica, so sweet and so precious like your name, it makes me melt, the pleasure will make you scream.....ohhhhhhh vanethica ohhhhhhhh vanethica........ :rofl: :D :p:

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Mediiiiiics! :erm: :D

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Wow for a moment there I thought Avril was in the room with me ;) Then I realised a cat had trapped its bits in a meat grinder outside :p:
*wonders why very few women openly admit their gender on this forum?*

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Do ladies know how to overtake? :erm:

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You do insist on living dangerously don't you? I've warned you about this kind of thing before :D

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Step away from the lit fuse and put your hands in the air :erm: :Yikes:
Now back to those unpublished photos metawraith....... ;)

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i thought we go in from behind or is that front first ;) :erm:


oi you!!!!!!!! just you wait till i see you sometime!!!! :mad: :D :p:

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Can't WAIT to meet you Gary!!! :mad: :afire: :mad: :Peace:

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I know its mid week so the pavements i mean roads in Peterborough are safe ;)

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Rubs hands and gently warms them on the fire ;)

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Not the Westwood and Herald burning again is it? ;)
:notopic: :p:

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no, Chimaeras faces

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Aha - I have been known to venture up the A1M midweek too so you are not safe at any time Gary! :Yikes:
And I will endeavour to do my best to drive away from the pavements - just for you! :kiss:

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you guys are going to get sooo told off by coggy when she sees this ;)

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:Yikes: Lucky im leaving the country soon!! Mind you i've got to drive through Chavland! :D

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I'll let Van come up with a suitable torment for you in repsonse to that on her own when she gets back.

BTW she lives with a Californian EMT and has access some wonderful instruments.

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aawwww what we done wrong :(

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OOh which bit - then we can arrange a parade for you!!
Just watch your hub caps or alloy wheels!
Now - any more new members to meet before I retire for the night?

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kronas would have a shocking time :D
Thats right...it wasn't you, you weren't there, it was someone else..... :D

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when cas and i were talking in here, we got told off, and to leave it to the newbies:angel:

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ahhh delete delete delete

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couldnt agree more ;)

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yeppes it was your fault ;)

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ooer, depends on who is adminstering the 'shock' treatment, i mean the thrusting or sizzlingly hot action per say ;)

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Oooh this thread has got sooooo off topic.

Ah well it's a long time between fresh mea...errr new members.


Incog. :)

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Bex, we got away with it ;)

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YES.....new......members......to feed our....requirement......They can trust us! we are trustworthy.

*breaks into a small chant and walks in circles*

one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us. soon our army of forgotten souls will increase with the incoming of fresh victims. in cyperspace no one can help you spell whahahaha

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Well what ever you are on,pass it around,don't be selfish.

Mind from the sound of it you really need some prozac. :)

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Why i am on my laptop! thats how i posted the messages

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Oh no the image I now have in my head is so weird.

Damien dancing round his laptop chanting.Do you do this inside the Cable Forum Logo or do you stick with the traditional pentagram? :)

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cable forum logo, I should put cows blooody in the middle but thats to expensive so instead i use brown sauce

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I think we had better stop now before Pem discovers how off topic we are and trims the thread.


Incog off to view some other threads. :wavey:

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My number? Hmmm 36-26-36-U-WISH!

LOL:Yikes:

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i meant phone number....not numbers..... :erm: :D :p:

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Ahhh but no one can be better than my guy Meta :-)

Love you Meta Hunny :luv:

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She is a Paramedic Hun. And I KNOW what to do with those instruments... such as paint a dartboard on teh chest with the Betadine, load up zylocain into a huge syringe and see if I can hit teh bullseye or is that Epninephrin... lets see dosage I think would be 100 mg? Or do I put on one of those adjuststable metal leg splints and lengthten it really fast as it sits ont eh inside of the leg... OOPS TOO FAR! Hey Driver! Watch it we have a loose live wire hanging back here and it is about to hit the spli... WOOPS! *starts singing chestnuts roasting...*:Yikes: :Yikes: :Yikes: !!!!!!:LOL: :LOL:

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gonna be having some fun here i reckon :disturbd: :disturbd: :disturbd:

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I don't like your new avatar paul.Sorry. :(

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sorry miss , i will look for something more suitable , i dont have to do ' lines ' do i

i must not have a nasty avatar
i must not have a nasty avatar
i must not have a nasty avatar
i must not have a nasty avatar
i must not have a nasty avatar

ad infinitum

:D :D :D :D :D

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Well you're a friend and I just have to point out these things.It's a hard thing to say but it has to be said. ;) It just doesn't do you justice.

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Mmmm over the pond and living with a paramedic ..... access to guns and controlled substances! :D Welcome to the forums :tu: You'll fit right in LOL

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viagra ? ;)

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Why would >I< need Viagra???

:ninja:

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i dont know, seen as there is a female version in testing......... :naughty: :naughty: ;) :p: :D

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Thought i should mention this since i'm not hiding from anyone or trying to be deceitful....

My name's marina.... and i used to be kink :)

Had some life changing things happen (not good ones) over the past 6 months or so and the forum wasn't a place i wanted to be, for many different reasons. Things have settled a little so thought i'd try again.... but not as the person i was, but the person i am.
Having said that, I'm still the same person........ but the name is different but it IS my name ;) It's just that a naughty forum member registered it as a joke months and months ago and has now given it to me..... ok, so i blackmailed him in the only way i could and that was with the threat of posting photos he didn't want the public to see :D

So hello...... and nice to be back......... i think :)

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I can see by your join date you have been here a VERY long time :p:

I don't need to introduce my self really, every one on here knows me ;)

Well, most people do, if you don't, then TOUGH. :D

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Welcome back :)