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Carth 11-06-2026 09:52

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36217074)
i only buy locally, i think it's important to be able to easily shake the seller by the throat if the car is a lemon ;)

Totally agree, dealing with a smarmy salesperson face to face (in a showroom full of prospective customers) is definitely the way to go.

We had a couple of 'issues' when buying our car, after listening to inane bullcrap excuses for 5 minutes I (very) loudly said to the wife "come on let's go somewhere else, these people just make promises they have no intention of keeping. I like the car but won't deal with liars"

whoooosh, very quickly escorted into the managers office where the 'issues' were dealt with to my satisfaction.

thenry 11-06-2026 11:10

Re: What have you just bought?
 
We were looked after at Wakefield by a lad named Louis. The car had warranty services included and aftercare communication. They transferred everything over to a dealer closer to my aunty in Brighton where she was looked after although a change of wiper blades made my eyes pop out. £80 :LOL: before she traded in they advised to change one tyre. The salesman at Worthing said you'd be better off changing all 4 so they are equal lol long story short he then knocked the cost of tyres off her new purchase.

At Wakefield was a finance employee with a fat round arse. Very pretty. :romance:

SnoopZ 11-06-2026 11:19

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thenry (Post 36217093)
We were looked after at Wakefield by a lad named Louis. The car had warranty services included and aftercare communication. They transferred everything over to a dealer closer to my aunty in Brighton where she was looked after although a change of wiper blades made my eyes pop out. £80 :LOL: before she traded in they advised to change one tyre. The salesman at Worthing said you'd be better off changing all 4 so they are equal lol long story short he then knocked the cost of tyres off her new purchase.

At Wakefield was a finance employee with a fat round arse. Very pretty. :romance:

£80 for wiper blades. lol

Should have bought some Bosch from eBay or Amazon and fitted herself.

Carth 11-06-2026 11:26

Re: What have you just bought?
 
You'd be amazed at the amount of 'drivers' that can't change a wiper blade ;)

Jaymoss 11-06-2026 11:40

Re: What have you just bought?
 
2025 model 42 inch C5 LG OLED to sit on my PC . Is is capable of 120 hz native 144 vrr so should be nice. Got it for a bargain price of £600 coming tomorrow

Carth 11-06-2026 12:13

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Does Google know you're building a Data Center better than theirs? :D

Paul 11-06-2026 17:13

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36217096)
You'd be amazed at the amount of 'drivers' that can't change a wiper blade ;)

You'd be amazed how tricky some are to figure out, its like they design them to be complex puzzles.

Carth 11-06-2026 18:29

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul (Post 36217122)
You'd be amazed how tricky some are to figure out, its like they design them to be complex puzzles.

Would rather do wiper blade than headlight bulb :D

tweetiepooh 12-06-2026 11:10

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36217135)
Would rather do wiper blade than headlight bulb :D

Yup, I think you have to remove the front on the car to change the bulbs on my 16 plate Mondeo.

Itshim 14-06-2026 11:11

Re: What have you just bought?
 
A bird table, just waiting for it to be delivered

Hugh 18-06-2026 09:28

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Get Ahead of Being Dead: Your Handy Planner for the End of Life - Evie King

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/180419378X

It's like Viz Top Tips, but for before you discorporate... :D

Quote:

'With a prose style that holds your hand and offers inappropriate jokes when you need them, Evie King makes an excellent case for sorting your life out by sorting your death out first. A serious, funny, necessary book for those of us still this side of the daisies.' - ALAN MOORE

Jaymoss 18-06-2026 09:34

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Just reading the premise of that book has bought me well down

Hugh 18-06-2026 09:51

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When you're nearly 70, and recently had to sort out the aftermath of an aged relative's passing, you might think differently... ;)

We don't want our kids (in their 30s now, but still our "kids") to have to go through what we did.

And, which is the main reason I bought that book, is she does it in a humorous way...

Carth 18-06-2026 11:02

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Books, quite often found to be the only 'humour' that hasn't been sanitized yet

;)

Hugh 18-06-2026 11:27

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The problem with being perpetually miserable is that it becomes a recursive feedback loop.

I have recently watched lots of funny TV programs and films, so I would beg to differ with your proposition…

Carth 18-06-2026 12:13

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36217641)
The problem with being perpetually miserable is that it becomes a recursive feedback loop.

I have recently watched lots of funny TV programs and films, so I would beg to differ with your proposition…

. . and you have every right to, but I find humour - the laugh out loud sort - sadly lacking in anything produced over the last <insert number of choice> years.

. . . and don't get me started on everything, everything, now has the common trend of being over the top with morals, goodness & light, and (excuse the word) wokeness.

it's just stale regurgitated political correctness padding out a 15 minute story into a 90 minute film :dozey:

Hugh 18-06-2026 12:52

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? ;)

thenry 18-06-2026 12:57

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Lemon party :rolleyes:

Carth 18-06-2026 13:23

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36217646)
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? ;)

Sometimes the 'eye of the beholder' sees things that others don't see, the bits that are missing, (possibly because others have a 'mote' in their eye), in which case the beautiful thing isn't quite as beautiful . . to him ;)

Hugh 18-06-2026 14:06

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And we're back to...


Quote:

The problem with being perpetually miserable is that it becomes a recursive feedback loop

Anyhoo, as long as you're happy being miserable, that's all that counts... ;)

Carth 18-06-2026 14:20

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36217654)
And we're back to...

Anyhoo, as long as you're happy being miserable, that's all that counts... ;)

Miserable? Just because I don't like something that you do? :D

The wife absolutely loves 'love Island', I hate it . . does that make me miserable? nope, but it makes me wonder about her mental state :rofl:

Hugh 18-06-2026 17:04

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36217656)
Miserable? Just because I don't like something that you do? :D

The wife absolutely loves 'love Island', I hate it . . does that make me miserable? nope, but it makes me wonder about her mental state :rofl:

No, being different and diverse in our likes/dislikes is what makes life/discussions interesting.

Moaning about lots of different things, and rarely being positive about anything - that’s what makes you miserable… :p:

papa smurf 18-06-2026 17:13

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when you reach a certain age it's your right to be miserable and moan about every thing and every one,it gives you something to live for tomorrow:)

Carth 18-06-2026 17:14

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There's lots of things in the UK I'm positive about, for instance . . err . . . erm . . hang on a minute . . err . . um . .

Well . . . seems like being a miserable old duffer is all there is :D

papa smurf 18-06-2026 17:24

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36217666)
There's lots of things in the UK I'm positive about, for instance . . err . . . erm . . hang on a minute . . err . . um . .

Well . . . seems like being a miserable old duffer is all there is :D

and don't get me started about bloody football and all those racist flags

oh yea i bought a blood pressure monitor

Carth 18-06-2026 17:29

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Had a blood pressure monitor for years . .

. . which reminds me, had a text from Doctors yesterday asking me to submit BP readings, it seems my name has come up in their 'random patient to contact' computer program :D

I might send them 188/96 and see if they bother following it up

mrmistoffelees 19-06-2026 11:13

Re: What have you just bought?
 
A 276 year old farmhouse , thankfully not listed, it’s in an area where there’s no virgin media, there’s no FTTP or even FTTC and the broadband speed is approx. 3mb so starlink it is then…..

What could possibly go wrong……

Jaymoss 19-06-2026 11:28

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mrmistoffelees (Post 36217713)
A 276 year old farmhouse , thankfully not listed, it’s in an area where there’s no virgin media, there’s no FTTP or even FTTC and the broadband speed is approx. 3mb so starlink it is then…..

What could possibly go wrong……

any 5G masts about? ya never know

thenry 19-06-2026 12:17

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AOL dialup


Jaymoss 19-06-2026 12:52

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and then Joanna Lumley says "You Got Mail"

thenry 19-06-2026 13:26

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Growing up my dad steered clear of ADSL like plague for some reason. It was cable or nothing. I use to laugh at people that said right the phone is going dead now for the internet :LOL: my dad knew best :Yes: then God created the microfilter ha

Jaymoss 19-06-2026 13:40

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thenry (Post 36217726)
Growing up my dad steered clear of ADSL like plague for some reason. It was cable or nothing. I use to laugh at people that said right the phone is going dead now for the internet :LOL: my dad knew best :Yes: then God created the microfilter ha

you are quite young compared to a lot of the posters here. You were 10 when I first signed up to AOL and run up a huge bill that never got paid haha there was no other option then

thenry 19-06-2026 13:43

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How so? Was there an allowance? Cable had fair usage policy knocking the speed down to 2meg

Jaymoss 19-06-2026 14:10

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thenry (Post 36217729)
How so? Was there an allowance? Cable had fair usage policy knocking the speed down to 2meg

in 1999 there was only pay as you go dial up as far as I was aware. By the end of the year I had moved my BT line which I still had to a company called Screaming.net that had inclusive net for 2 hours before you were kicked. It was still dial up

thenry 19-06-2026 14:15

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Oh damn. I had a computer at that age but no internet. Microsoft works lol telewest blue yonder Motorola surfboard modem was my first bit of interweb kit. Did you ever own the blue Linksys router?

Hugh 19-06-2026 15:37

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Composite front door, UPVC doorframe, and fitting…

Jaymoss 19-06-2026 15:50

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thenry (Post 36217732)
Oh damn. I had a computer at that age but no internet. Microsoft works lol telewest blue yonder Motorola surfboard modem was my first bit of interweb kit. Did you ever own the blue Linksys router?

I still have a fully working blue linksys router running Tomato and OpenVPN

Software I enjoyed back then was BodyWorks, Encarta, Encyclopaedia Britannica stuff like that in the early days with Quake II multiplayer on 56k haha

mrmistoffelees 19-06-2026 16:08

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaymoss (Post 36217714)
any 5G masts about? ya never know

Possibly? I’d need to check , fttp is meant to be delivered by the end of this year but I won’t hold my breath

Nope , no 5g coverage from any provider, starlink it is

Jaymoss 19-06-2026 16:21

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least the costs are not as stupid now

Paul 19-06-2026 16:38

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaymoss (Post 36217731)
in 1999 there was only pay as you go dial up as far as I was aware.

I presume you mean in your area, I had cable installed in June 1999 (Diamond Cable, who were taken over by NTL)..

Jaymoss 19-06-2026 17:45

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yes in my area as soon as cable was enabled I had it. A lot happened over a short number of months tbh

SnoopZ 19-06-2026 18:15

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaymoss (Post 36217731)
in 1999 there was only pay as you go dial up as far as I was aware. By the end of the year I had moved my BT line which I still had to a company called Screaming.net that had inclusive net for 2 hours before you were kicked. It was still dial up

I remember Freeserve I think it was 1p a minute and then I got on a BTinternet dialup for £10 a month which saved me a fortune and the phone line was permanently engaged back in 1999 when I was at home with me playing Quake2.

I then got 600K Cambridge Broadband around 2000.

papa smurf 20-06-2026 06:45

Re: What have you just bought?
 
my new panama hat arrived last night,so i can potter around the garden without burning my bonce,aaaannd it's raining

Taf 21-06-2026 18:14

Re: What have you just bought?
 
I bought 4 pillows from Temu "Hotel Quality Side Sleeper Bounce Back Bed Pillow, Premium Filled Soft & Supportive Sleeping Pillow, Plush Comfort Pillow for Bedroom, Neck & Shoulder Support".

They can be crushed totally flat between 2 palms, fingers outstretched, with almost no effort. So definitely not "side sleep" compatible.

I complained and was reimbursed 100% with no quibbles within seconds.

Now I just have to find ones that are as they say.

SnoopZ 21-06-2026 18:50

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Taf (Post 36217882)
I bought 4 pillows from Temu "Hotel Quality Side Sleeper Bounce Back Bed Pillow, Premium Filled Soft & Supportive Sleeping Pillow, Plush Comfort Pillow for Bedroom, Neck & Shoulder Support".

They can be crushed totally flat between 2 palms, fingers outstretched, with almost no effort. So definitely not "side sleep" compatible.

I complained and was reimbursed 100% with no quibbles within seconds.

Now I just have to find ones that are as they say.

I think that fact is you bought them from Temu for a few £s is your problem, you will be far better off buying branded ones on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Adam-Home-P...31&sr=8-6&th=1

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Slumberdown...64&sr=8-8&th=1

thenry 21-06-2026 18:56

Re: What have you just bought?
 
B&M sell cheap branded stuff. I got a silentnight double duvet 13.5tog for £8 and 4 silentnight soft cloud pillow pack for £7.50

papa smurf 21-06-2026 19:19

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thenry (Post 36217888)
B&M sell cheap branded stuff. I got a silentnight double duvet 13.5tog for £8 and 4 silentnight soft cloud pillow pack for £7.50

that'll be cosy when it's 35c :)

SnoopZ 21-06-2026 19:38

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36217891)
that'll be cosy when it's 35c :)

He's probably still sitting on his fans.

thenry 21-06-2026 19:42

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Magic carpet :naughty:

Carth 21-06-2026 20:00

Re: What have you just bought?
 
We once (for a very short time) had a magic rug in the hallway . . when you stepped on it you flew across the room :D

thenry 21-06-2026 20:30

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36217896)
We once (for a very short time) had a magic rug in the hallway . . when you stepped on it you flew across the room :D

You should stop stepping on your pussycats tail :(

papa smurf 22-06-2026 11:24

Re: What have you just bought?
 
car insurance £216 with Aviva

thenry 22-06-2026 13:37

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thenry (Post 36217038)
:Yes: enjoy :D

I just got a pair of sunglasses

https://www.amevista.com/uk/prada-li...ps-b51s-1bo06f

Prescription lenses, polarised grey, super thin and lighter, vision10 promo code £283.39 delivered. Bargain compared to others :woot:

This got delayed over the weekend but has since been dispatched. Just in time for the really really hot spell :D

Jaymoss 24-06-2026 20:00

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Reolink Omni V3 Security camera. It has 3 cameras 2 wide angle that stitch and by golly it is wide angle and a standard zoom PTZ with auto tracking. The wide angle tells the zoom where to look all very clever . PoE and uploading to my host via FTP. Best part £175 down from £249 real price saving not Amazons BS Prime Day deals haha

thenry 26-06-2026 13:01

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thenry (Post 36214527)
A couple of fans picked up new on vinted

https://belaco.co.uk/product/belaco-...tal-floor-fan/

These can sit on the inner window ledge drawing cool air in at night on a hot day where heat is trapped indoors.

These suck. It's nowhere near the velocity I thought they would be but they are handicapped by the low power usage so I don't know. Better than nothing I guess.

papa smurf 26-06-2026 14:28

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thenry (Post 36218305)
These suck. It's nowhere near the velocity I thought they would be but they are handicapped by the low power usage so I don't know. Better than nothing I guess.

turn it around then it'll blow:)

thenry 26-06-2026 14:54

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Say no to drugs ;)

peanut 26-06-2026 15:57

Re: What have you just bought?
 
With this heat, I have no regrets with the Meaco 1056p fan. A fan that actually works due to the power of it. And it's pretty much silent too.

tweetiepooh 03-07-2026 11:58

Re: What have you just bought?
 
I had to buy a new battery for my car, close to £300 from the RAC with fitting. I tried to get quotes from local, remote fitters but no-one wanted my business and the battery is so flat I didn't want to risk the drive to the closest centres that could do the work.
---
Also just put the deposit down for the appliances for our new kitchen:
2 Neff N90 ovens
Neff N90 90cm gas hob - (pacemaker = no induction)
Neff N70 wall mounted extractor with re-circulation kit - no outside wall access
Bosch Fridge Freezer

papa smurf 09-07-2026 09:35

Re: What have you just bought?
 
just ordered some boxer shorts from Manchester lets see if they give me a burnham bounce ;)btw that's a joke

thenry 09-07-2026 09:39

Re: What have you just bought?
 
I thought you was a g string type of guy ;)

papa smurf 09-07-2026 09:54

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thenry (Post 36219304)
I thought you was a g string type of guy ;)

how long have you been fantasizing about my undies;)

thenry 09-07-2026 10:00

Re: What have you just bought?
 
It's never too late to try new things old man. May be a jockstrap for Christmas :D

SnoopZ 09-07-2026 10:34

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thenry (Post 36219308)
It's never too late to try new things old man. May be a jockstrap for Christmas :D

Send him yours.

thenry 09-07-2026 10:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SnoopZ (Post 36219310)
Send him yours.

Very fitting coming from you sniffing scent :p:

Hom3r 09-07-2026 12:31

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Well my new fountain pen "Thomas Slim" via kick starter will soon be dispatched, It should be here early August
I went for the Brass one at £58


It was fully funded in 2 hours

Taf 09-07-2026 19:15

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Our lad loves Peperami smoky ketchup. B&M had loads reduced to 40p, so I bought a dozen bottles. all dated in mid-2017.

3 packs of smash burgers at 50% off from Aldi has sorted tomorrow's tea, and a couple of lamb burgers for the missus who won't eat beef.

SnoopZ 09-07-2026 22:01

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Taf (Post 36219358)
Our lad loves Peperami smoky ketchup. B&M had loads reduced to 40p, so I bought a dozen bottles. all dated in mid-2017.

3 packs of smash burgers at 50% off from Aldi has sorted tomorrow's tea, and a couple of lamb burgers for the missus who won't eat beef.

Is that a typo?

tweetiepooh 10-07-2026 08:09

Re: What have you just bought?
 
So much preservative it wouldn't make too much difference.

Taf 10-07-2026 09:40

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SnoopZ (Post 36219365)
Is that a typo?

Yup, sorrry!

Jaymoss 10-07-2026 10:58

Re: What have you just bought?
 
A nice heavy base as I was gifted a nice big parasol for my slowly developing garden

papa smurf 10-07-2026 11:04

Re: What have you just bought?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaymoss (Post 36219389)
A nice heavy base as I was gifted a nice big parasol for my slowly developing garden

you'll need it in this weather:tu:

Jaymoss 10-07-2026 11:17

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Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36219390)
you'll need it in this weather:tu:

tbh the sun hits the front first but from about 4pm the patio gets full sun till we say night night to the sun so for evenings it will be a life saver


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