Originally Posted by looselipsuk (Post 34755897)

Hopefully everything will work itself out, so to speak, but there is a serious side to this.
Your wife may have an intestinal blockage which can be very serious. In a worst case scenario would need immediate hospital intervention as can be life threatening. I must strongly advise if she does not go soon then she must see her doctor, if only to determine the cause of the problem.

Originally Posted by Welshchris (Post 34755908)

cant believe im reading this after just eating HP Brown sauce

Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34755909)

Is money tight then? I generally like to put the sauce on something! lol

Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34755909)

Is money tight then?

Originally Posted by Russ B (Post 34755922)

Perhaps as tight as....nah, I can't. Not even I would drag this thread down that far...

Originally Posted by Turkey Machine (Post 34755937)

But I would.............. :D:D:D

Originally Posted by Rob M (Post 34755966)

:LOL:

If you search Google for 'constipated' and select UK sites only we're on Page 1 - you're in so much trouble :D :D

Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34755037)

OK.

I need some serious help people!

The lady has been constipated all week! And normally I wouldn't post about it but she just won't stop moaning! And to be fair, when I'm eating my cocopops i don't want to hear it!

HELP???

We've tried everything...

Laxatives/BRAN..more BRAN...epic amounts of Bran.

One site she visited even suggested eating grass! :shrug:
Why oh why would you eat grass?

Can someone help me make it all go away???? :erm:

Originally Posted by Maggy J (Post 34756087)

This thread gets one of these..not handed it out for years...


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