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Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard

I almst forgot this one that is polluting the airwaves at the moment:

O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei

AWFUL !

Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard

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Originally Posted by Dave Stones

oh dear...

It's: What ??? !!!

Is it: "Little does she know that I know that she knows that I know (ad infinitum ..............)

Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard

I also hate anything by the Vengaboys...

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Dont know if its been mentioned but....

THE Teletubbies

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I really must unsubscribe from this thread.Shudder!It's horrifying. :Yikes:

Personally I go ballistic at shadyupyer face or however the incorrest spelling goes. :sick:

I hate that song with so much passion. :grind:

Re: Whats the most crap and/or disturbing song you have heard

Well, if you want something a little disturbing, try the following song from Carmina Burana.

Olim lacus colueram, Once I lived on lakes,
olim pulcher extiteram, once I looked beautiful
dum cignus ego fueram. when I was a swan.

Miser, miser! Misery me!
modo niger Now black
et ustus fortiter! and roasting fiercely!

Girat, regirat garcifer; The servant is turning me on the spit;
me rogus urit fortiter; I am burning fiercely on the pyre:
propinat me nunc dapifer, the steward now serves me up.

Miser, miser! Misery me!
modo niger Now black
et ustus fortiter! and roasting fiercely!

Nunc in scutella iaceo, Now I lie on a plate,
et volitare nequeo and cannot fly anymore,
dentes frendentes video: I see bared teeth:

Miser, miser! Misery me!
modo niger Now black
et ustus fortiter! and roasting fiercely!

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Originally Posted by Theodoric

me dont understand any of that. :confused:

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Originally Posted by Wayne A

me dont understand any of that. :confused:

It's a mediaevial Latin song, as probably sung in taverns by drunken students, sacriligeous monks and other disreputable characters. What it's describing is what it says; this poor swan roasting on the spit and then being served up on a platter. I've always felt extremely sorry for the swan.

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Another sorry to Kronas but I just despise Skater Boy by Avril Lavigne. It it comes on the radio at work I actually have to leave the room.

Pretty much anything by Whitney Houston or any other 'diva'.

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Originally Posted by Miss C

Another sorry to Kronas but I just despise Skater Boy by Avril Lavigne. It it comes on the radio at work I actually have to leave the room.

Amen sistah!!!

Although I'd have preferred it if she'd used these lyrics instead.....

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She dressed like a boy
And not like a girl
Can she make it anymore obvious?
She thought she was punk
But she was just gay
Dear God, please go away.
Dropped out of school
Her hair straight with gel
It's not her music that really sells.

Cuz all of her songs
Bout all of her woes
Just doesn't match up with all of her clothes.
She's just a poser girl
The kind that makes you go hurl
Pop isn't cool enough to her.
She has a freakish face
Makeup takes up all the space
She needs to get off of this earth.
She's big right now
But she'll be alone
Fans will be sick of hearing her moan.
I broke her CD
And guess who I see
Avril is singing on MTV
She says that it's rock
But I know it blows
And I'll laugh when
Nobody sees her shows
I look in disgust
My face has a frown
Hearing the voice with that awful sound.
She's just a poser girl
The kind that makes you go hurl
Pop isn't cool enough for her.
She thinks she's a superstar
She can't play her own guitar
Do you hear just what she's worth?

She's just a poser girl.
The kind that makes you go hurl.
Pop isn't cool enough for her.
She thinks she's a superstar.
She can't play her own guitar.
Do you hear just what she's worth?
Sorry girl but you dropped out
That's what life is all about
This is how it all will end.
If you're going to pretend.
Maybe someday you will see
Being famous isn't free.
All your pictures with your ties.
I can see you're full of lies.
She thinks like a boy
Though she is a girl
Can she make it anymore obvious?
She thinks she's unique.
Haven't you heard?
That she's no different than a nerd.
She's just a poser girl
The kind that makes you go hurl
Telling herself that she is cool.
Got out at age 17
The freak named Avril Lavigne
This girl is nothing but a fool.
She's just a poser girl
The kind that makes you go hurl
Telling herself that she is cool.
Got out at age 17
The freak named Avril Lavigne
This girl is nothing but a fool.

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Originally Posted by ntl customer

Another annoying song I find is Can't Get You Out Of My Head by Kylie Minogue. Did me head in probably because I heard it and the above songs about 5 times during the course of the day when I visited the Guildford Spectrum on a trip (and no, there's no escape from the piped muzak - there are speakers in the ceiling of the toilets of all places :disturbd: ).

I used to like that song until I went into my local Footlocker store (trainer store for those who don't know) to buy some trainers. Before you say anything, a friend of mine managed one and he can get me a staff discount.

They have a PC linked to the in-store video system. Each month, they get a CD or DVD sent through with a load of videos and adverts on it. The PC is supposed to pick one at random and play it. This PC decided it liked "I can't you out of my head" and played it repeatedly. Unforetunately the staff didn't have access to the PC to correct the problem and were a bit nervous about turning it off. I was in that store for 45 minutes hearing that song over and over.

A similar thing happened in a local Thai Restaurant. One lunch time, everyone from work went for a Thai meal. One of the waiters had put a certain Mel C track on repeat on the CD player. The waiters didn't have time to go and check the CD player (apparently). The track? "Never Be The Same Again"...

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Originally Posted by Russ D

Amen sistah!!!

Although I'd have preferred it if she'd used these lyrics instead.....

<snipped>

:erm: OK...

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Originally Posted by Miss C

Pretty much anything by Whitney Houston or any other 'diva'.

Her that can't hold a note - wails like a banshee. What's her name now :erm: Ruined "Without You" :disturbd: Some people need to be told that their vocal range limits what they can sing - in her case I'd stick to baa baa black sheep.