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Paul 15-08-2026 15:20

Re: Moans and Pet Hates
 
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Originally Posted by SnoopZ (Post 36221084)
I was hoping that with the hose pipe bans that pressure washers would plummet in price .....

They are only in some regions, no ban here.

SnoopZ 15-08-2026 16:11

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Originally Posted by Paul (Post 36221096)
They are only in some regions, no ban here.

Just checked and I thought it was way higher than 40% but that may have been the drought figure of 71%.

papa smurf 18-08-2026 07:55

Re: Moans and Pet Hates
 
last night was my first night without air con or fan since the heatwave started

but i was woken by a bloody cockerel at 4-15, i can't believe some prat has bought a cockerel

Carth 18-08-2026 08:41

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I think they're one of the ingredients for Voodoo and Black Magic, you may have to check facebook to see if there's someone offering potions for strange maladies . . . :shocked:

Hugh 18-08-2026 10:06

Re: Moans and Pet Hates
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36221206)
last night was my first night without air con or fan since the heatwave started

but i was woken by a bloody cockerel at 4-15, i can't believe some prat has bought a cockerel

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Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36221207)
I think they're one of the ingredients for Voodoo and Black Magic, you may have to check facebook to see if there's someone offering potions for strange maladies . . . :shocked:


Are you feeling a sharp stabbing pain as if someone is putting a needle into a doll-like effigy of you?
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How about now?


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papa smurf 18-08-2026 10:20

Re: Moans and Pet Hates
 
it's time to get out the camo gear and plan operation sunday lunch,this time it's personal

Carth 18-08-2026 11:31

Re: Moans and Pet Hates
 
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Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36221212)
Are you feeling a sharp stabbing pain as if someone is putting a needle into a doll-like effigy of you?
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No?
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How about now?


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No stabbing pains, no strange warts appearing on any appendages, hair not falling out, Brandy isn't tasting like turps, and no ingrowing toe nails . . . do you have the right doll? :)

Hugh 18-08-2026 11:57

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Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36221222)
No stabbing pains, no strange warts appearing on any appendages, hair not falling out, Brandy isn't tasting like turps, and no ingrowing toe nails . . . do you have the right doll? :)

Unless you’re polydactyl and have webbed feet, it’s not based on you… ;)

papa smurf 18-08-2026 14:11

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polydactyl wasn't she in a band in the eighties

Hugh 18-08-2026 14:40

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70’s, and sadly, Marianne Joan Elliott-Said is no longer with us…

thenry 18-08-2026 17:00

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Passport office want a full birth certificate to confirm my identity. I only have the red one that has my details on. So that's more waiting now. West-Sussex have a priority service for near £40. £12.50 standard service. They want my parents names on it, the full birth certificate.

Jaymoss 18-08-2026 17:59

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My Amazon delivery driver looks like Bill out of Bill and Ted. I told and he checked him after never watching movie. Today I said oh he is also in The Lost Boys. He said "what's that?"

Chris 18-08-2026 21:12

Re: Moans and Pet Hates
 
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Originally Posted by Jaymoss (Post 36221237)
My Amazon delivery driver looks like Bill out of Bill and Ted. I told and he checked him after never watching movie. Today I said oh he is also in The Lost Boys. He said "what's that?"

I was with a young adults group at church the other week and we were talking about a building over the road being used for filming a new drama … one of them read a list of actors who had been seen in town, and when he said “Josette Simon” I sighed happily, and then saw all their blank faces, started explaining “She was a rebel weapons expert in a science fiction show I used to love …” (realisation dawns) “… before anyone in this room was born.” :disturbd:

Felt very very old.

thenry 18-08-2026 21:24

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First sign of madness talking to yourself

Hugh 18-08-2026 21:33

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Originally Posted by thenry (Post 36221240)
First sign of madness talking to yourself

Second is answering…


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