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Russ 20-05-2011 20:21

Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
 
It's still Friday in america and don't forget, Jesus works on US-time :D

Mr Angry 20-05-2011 20:22

Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Russ (Post 35241510)
It's still Friday in america and don't forget, Jesus works on US-time :D

Fair point Russ.;)

carlwaring 20-05-2011 20:34

Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by danielf (Post 35241474)
Not sure if this goes here or in the looting thread:

Here, because I posted it earlier ;)

Neptune 20-05-2011 22:18

Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
 
Bill Tinker has decided that since his pets can't go where he's going, he intends to have them put to sleep.
"I don't want them to be suffering if the earthquake doesn't kill them," he said Thursday, outside his chaotically cluttered home on 1st Avenue.

The Bible-quoting proselytizer owns two parrots, three cats and a small dog.

If he believes what he believes is true then he's only looking after the animals interests.:rolleyes:

http://www.sonomanews.com/News-2011/...-to-kill-pets/

Cobbydaler 20-05-2011 22:33

Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Russ (Post 35241510)
It's still Friday in america and don't forget, Jesus works on US-time :D

Surely Jesus works on Pales-Time? :erm:

carlwaring 20-05-2011 22:49

Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
 
The "jokes" thread is that way ---->

:D

Mal 20-05-2011 22:54

Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by carlwaring (Post 35241411)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neptune (Post 35241564)
Bill Tinker has decided that since his pets can't go where he's going, he intends to have them put to sleep.
"I don't want them to be suffering if the earthquake doesn't kill them," he said Thursday, outside his chaotically cluttered home on 1st Avenue.

The Bible-quoting proselytizer owns two parrots, three cats and a small dog.

If he believes what he believes is true then he's only looking after the animals interests.:rolleyes:

http://www.sonomanews.com/News-2011/...-to-kill-pets/

From the BBC link, his problem is solved ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBC News
An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.

He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.

They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."


papa smurf 21-05-2011 08:36

Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
 
well it seems to be getting off to a slow start - unless i'm the only one left alive :shocked:

Ignitionnet 21-05-2011 08:51

Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
 
The big fusion reactor in the sky is burning brightly, the earth is stable, people aren't randomly disappearing.

Physics 1 - 0 Rapture.

Maggy 21-05-2011 08:53

Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
 
Guess I'll be planting runner beans then..Anyone heard any excuses yet?

Hugh 21-05-2011 08:55

Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ignitionnet (Post 35241677)
The big fusion reactor in the sky is burning brightly, the earth is stable, people aren't randomly disappearing.

Physics 1 - 0 Rapture.

Physics ftw :D

Sirius 21-05-2011 08:55

Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
 
Guess i do have time to cook that big fry up for breakfast :)

alferret 21-05-2011 08:59

Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
 
Bring it on!!!
Been waiting for this for a long time :rolleyes:

Gary L 21-05-2011 09:10

Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
 
Don't mock. the sky looked a bit weird earlier.

MadGamer 21-05-2011 09:26

Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
 
Well clearly we're all still here :D


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