Re: Coronavirus
Some say . . . no, start again but do it with Jeremy Clarksons voice.
Some say, that Covid is never going away, and there is a very good chance it may well get worse.
Who rightly knows?
Well let's take a jump into the future and find out.
Quote:
Extract from Diary found by clean up squad K32 (area 17)
23rd May 2037
Saw a sparrow today, it flew over the electrified fencing and landed near the well. Took no chances, shot it then donned the hazmat suit and disposed of carcass in the incinerator (as per Gov instructions). Sprayed garden with acetone sulphate solution, dried off with industrial flamethrower.
27th May 2037
Received email from Gordon at No.18 and the antivirus kicked off. Reported to local Covid protection office, who then arrived to remove the threat. Heat and flames from No.18 bubbled the tarmac for 2 hours.
3rd April 2037
Monthly food delivery arrived. Drone position slightly out, 2 packs of dried apple skins, a can of labrador sausage (in daffodil sauce) and a bale of wild grass cuttings missed the net. Will go hungry for 8 days now, but luckily no more of that horrible beetroot tea.
12th April 2037
I've noticed an eerie red glow in the western sky for a few days. Guess the Gov finally decided the outbreak in Wales out of control and nuked them.
19th April 2037
Woke up to find a spider on the window ledge, didn't panic but daren't report it. Spider incinerated, hope I got it in time.
20th April 2037
Nasty cough, sweating, nose and ears turning green. Think I have it bad as couldn't complete Sun crossword today. Rang doctor, you are caller 3168 in a queue of 3168 - please hold.
21 April 2037
22 April 2037
23 April 2037
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. . and there you have it.
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