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Welshchris

18-03-2009 09:24

Re: Constipated...

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Originally Posted by shredder (Post 34755766)

Ha no I actually wasn't! The amount of stick I got at work drinking it.....I haven't drank it since!

Phaps giving some of that to the British Olympic team in 2012 may get us some Gold medals lol.

Peter_

18-03-2009 09:24

Re: Constipated...

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Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34755752)

What was that?
Got the runs? :p:

Does she know that you have asked for advice on a computer forum that can be seen worldwide because that might just get a movement out of her, and a frying pan around your head.

chuzzlemonkey

18-03-2009 09:30

Re: Constipated...

lol she actually does know now...
told her lady night. Luckily she has an odd sense of humour like me. So she found it more funny than anything!

Peter_

18-03-2009 09:32

Re: Constipated...

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Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34755778)

lol she actually does know now...
told her lady night. Luckily she has an odd sense of humour like me. So she found it more funny than anything!

So this not being posted from a hospital bed then.

I would still go with a table spoon of syrup of figs though, she will feel the rush/gush.:D

chuzzlemonkey

18-03-2009 09:34

Re: Constipated...

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Originally Posted by Moldova (Post 34755783)

So this not being posted from a hospital bed then.

I would still go with a table spoon of syrup of figs though, she will feel the rush/gush.:D

Aha. Sounds like something you know a lot about?
Something you're not telling us mr moldova? ;)

Peter_

18-03-2009 09:38

Re: Constipated...

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Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34755784)

Aha. Sounds like something you know a lot about?
Something you're not telling us mr moldova? ;)

Post early in the thread about telling a friend it was a misprint and it was not a tea spoon but a table spoon and fell about laughing after he swallowed it.

It worked though, but she would need a good book to sit down with though.

WHISTLED

18-03-2009 09:48

Re: Constipated...

If she doesnt get it out soon she will need stitches... Can you see a bump in her stomach yet?

chuzzlemonkey

18-03-2009 09:57

Re: Constipated...

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Originally Posted by WHISTLED (Post 34755797)

If she doesnt get it out soon she will need stitches... Can you see a bump in her stomach yet?

lol you actually can!

Raistlin

18-03-2009 10:00

Re: Constipated...

I think she really needs to go see a Doctor.

chuzzlemonkey

18-03-2009 10:01

Re: Constipated...

i agree! just got to get her to go now! lol
and to make things worse i think i have the sympathy squits now!
*parrp*

Raistlin

18-03-2009 10:08

Re: Constipated...

:redcard:

Let's at least try to retain some semblance of decency shall we? ;)

Nugget

18-03-2009 10:11

Re: Constipated...

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Originally Posted by Rob M (Post 34755807)

:redcard:

Let's at least try to retain some semblance of decency shall we? ;)

He could always try her with a corset - I understand that they'll squeeze anything out :)

chuzzlemonkey

18-03-2009 10:27

Re: Constipated...

Well if anyone would know, it would be someone called nugget :D

Nugget

18-03-2009 10:31

Re: Constipated...

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Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey (Post 34755817)

Well if anyone would know, it would be someone called nugget :D

Trust me - you really don't want Nugget around when she finally blows :D

WHISTLED

18-03-2009 10:35

Re: Constipated...

she just needs to bite down and push - feel the force, build it and they will come

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