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The same thing happens when you get married

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Banned is such an emotive word - "actively discouraged" is probably more appropriate.

(but try and be helpful by using them "elsewhere", so as not to "bother" your partner, and you never hear the end of it (I believe.......)).

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Lol! :waving:

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Another one for misdiagnosed Iritis for about a week... ouch!

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My ex had it in both hands in his early twenties, I didn't get a full night's kip for years!

Anyhow, his op was done while he was awake, and they screened off his arms obviously so he couldn't see. But the one sitting over him to reassure him had glasses on which reflected the full procedure on both hands to the ex who was mildly sedated and couldn't speak :rolleyes:

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Infected butt crack..?
That's gotta be the best one yet! lmao! Not entirely sure what i'd do if i woke up one day and my crack was infected?

Do they have like..specialist buttcrack doctors for that??? :erm:

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hahaha poo in your eye :D Imagine explaining that to the optician?

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Thanks for the heads up! I'm stayin a single bloke then :p:

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I never went as far as the operation although if it ever comes back as bad as it first was i`ll be right down the hospital.
I still get numb hands & wrists and the odd pains when i`ve been driving for a while or using power tools & suchlike.Extended computer use aint so good either although i have been known to excuse myself from cutting the grass only to come on the computer..... :)

None of that though is nearly as bad as holding my 3Yr old girls hand as she went under for her op........only to have some teeth removed but god that was awful.

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Nope, just a district nurse who asks if she can put her hands down your pants. ;)

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I've seen the District Nurse around here :erm:

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Allo allo...

Think ill get me one of those infected but cracks then! :D

Any advice as to how i can go about getting one?

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Some people don't have too high standards, though! lol

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I had a cold once. I thought I was dying. to have an idea how bad it was, the ex kept telling me that everyone thinks I was dying when I had it :)

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Ah! The ever dangerous MANFLU! lol

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Obviously Cancer for me. But the worst bit was getting septacemia amongst other things and being bedbound for some weeks. I had tohave a catheter fitted....:shocked::td:

Just imagine going to macdonalds and getting one of the straws they have there and forcing it down your manhood. It hurt like ****